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Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
*Dawnie pulls up a chair and grabs popcorn
Splendid :twisted:
Spitroast :twisted:
Stormy :twisted:
Spitroast :twisted:
Wench :twisted:
:giggle:

Please tell me they aren’t spit roasting me in that little graphic depiction :eeek:
I think I just clenched my arse inside out. :scared:
Unknown User
Quote by Stormwalker
*Dawnie pulls up a chair and grabs popcorn
Splendid :twisted:
Spitroast :twisted:
Stormy :twisted:
Spitroast :twisted:
Wench :twisted:
:giggle:

Please tell me they aren’t spit roasting me in that little graphic depiction :eeek:
I think I just clenched my arse inside out. :scared:
I think that you should be a man and just bend over.. .Winchy and I know what we are doing.
splendid
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by splendid_

oh goodness I hope you weren't suggesting I eat that.... eeeek. Nothing with a face for splendid thankyou.. smile splendid

Stormy considers drastic facial surgery in anticipation of an oral encounter with Splendid.
Edit, reading All posts in a topic looks good about now rolleyes redface
does 'the wife' know you are here suggesting that you have major surgery just to have oral sex ?
have you not read my profile. I am crap at sex... ffs. :roll:
splendid
p.s. and stop hi-jacking the Sarahs' sensible thread about BBQ's
After reading that, I just had to go and read your profile........
rotflmao was it meant to make me do that? biggrin
yes, it is a gift I have.
splendid
Oh Yippee!, I hadn’t realised this months edition was out yet lol
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Anyone had BBQ pineapple?
lol

No but it sounds nice. smile
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by splendid_

oh goodness I hope you weren't suggesting I eat that.... eeeek. Nothing with a face for splendid thankyou.. smile splendid

Stormy considers drastic facial surgery in anticipation of an oral encounter with Splendid.
Edit, reading All posts in a topic looks good about now rolleyes redface
does 'the wife' know you are here suggesting that you have major surgery just to have oral sex ?
have you not read my profile. I am crap at sex... ffs. :roll:
splendid
p.s. and stop hi-jacking the Sarahs' sensible thread about BBQ's
After reading that, I just had to go and read your profile........
rotflmao was it meant to make me do that? biggrin
yes, it is a gift I have.
splendidI may have had to check out your profile too..you are like a jedi! lol
Sarah
Sex God
Gets more popcorn for Dawnie
lol :lol:
Twister?? :lol: this is a vanilla BBQ for this weekend :lol: I think the swingers version of twister and this Saturday don't quite go together!!
:beer:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Gets more popcorn for Dawnie

Quote by splendid_
*Dawnie pulls up a chair and grabs popcorn
Splendid :twisted:
Spitroast :twisted:
Stormy :twisted:
Spitroast :twisted:
Wench :twisted:
:giggle:

Please tell me they aren’t spit roasting me in that little graphic depiction :eeek:
I think I just clenched my arse inside out. :scared:
I think that you should be a man and just bend over.. .Winchy and I know what we are doing.
splendid
I think I need a cold
:giggle:
Unknown User
Having only just seen the latest developments....count me in....not quite sure which end I want though! lol
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I think I need a cold
:giggle:

Pervert!
Right that’s it, your nipples are off my twiddle list…
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Pervert!

Yep :giggle:
Quote by Stormwalker
Right that’s it, your nipples are off my twiddle list…

Fine! I don't care! Been turned down by your misses so its no surprise rolleyes
Might just have to offer a twiddle of my nipples to someone else now :twisted:
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I hope you lot are not planning on spit roasting Splendid
:twisted:

The thought hadnt crossed my mind...
For at least the last 20 seconds or so
Unknown User
I am, of course, deeply distressed about the direction this thread has taken. rolleyes Spitroasting?? I hope you all realise that I don't believe in sex before marriage.
Perhaps we can return to Sarahs' question about the BBQ?
splendid
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I am, of course, deeply distressed about the direction this thread has taken. rolleyes Spitroasting?? I hope you all realise that I don't believe in sex before marriage.

You don't dunno
Guess I am always going to be straight then :smug:
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie
I am, of course, deeply distressed about the direction this thread has taken. rolleyes Spitroasting?? I hope you all realise that I don't believe in sex before marriage.

You don't dunno
Guess I am always going to be straight then :smug:
wow.... for you, and only you, I will make an exception to my deep moral stance about marriage and upholding traditional family values.
When?
splendid
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
wow.... for you, and only you, I will make an exception to my deep moral stance about marriage and upholding traditional family values.
When?
splendid

See, now I feel guilty that you will be letting yourself and your family values down confused
I don't know if I can allow you to do that dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie

wow.... for you, and only you, I will make an exception to my deep moral stance about marriage and upholding traditional family values.
When?
splendid

See, now I feel guilty that you will be letting yourself and your family values down confused
I don't know if I can allow you to do that dunno
oh goodness me, you are such a tease.
I aint chasing. You know where I am. :smug:
splendid
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
You know where I am. :smug:

Yep :giggle:
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I am, of course, deeply distressed about the direction this thread has taken. rolleyes Spitroasting?? I hope you all realise that I don't believe in sex before marriage.
Perhaps we can return to Sarahs' question about the BBQ?
splendid

I think the BBQ is the last thing on folks minds now, they all have visions of you!
lol :lol: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
I am, of course, deeply distressed about the direction this thread has taken. rolleyes Spitroasting?? I hope you all realise that I don't believe in sex before marriage.
Perhaps we can return to Sarahs' question about the BBQ?
splendid

I think the BBQ is the last thing on folks minds now, they all have visions of you!
lol :lol: :twisted:
I am a vegetarian too. This is all too much I will get the vapours.
splendid
Sarah
Sex God
Could cook veg items as well, so you get nice vapours! lol