Now is it just me, or does anyone else find Kim Woodburn from Channel 4's 'How Clean Is Your House?' attractive in a scarey, formidable sort of way?
I don't know what it is, exactly!
Whether it's the BBW-ishness of her, the dominatrix-styled long blond hair scraped tightly back in an oh-so-ornate plaited bun, or the tight skirts slightly too-high above the knee!
I don't know what it is, but I find her quite a turn on!
Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one!
Allgood.
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BBW on 'How Clean Is Your House?'
Hi All,
Recently watched a video of last week's edition of 'How Clean Is Your House?'.
Now, is it me reading too much into it, but am I the only one who can see the undercurrent of a latent, stern, school ma'am-type sexuallity being conveyed by Kim Woodburn's body language?
Somebodeeee pleeeeese help me out with this!!!!
Allgood
Recently watched a video of last week's edition of 'How Clean Is Your House?'.
Now, is it me reading too much into it, but am I the only one who can see the undercurrent of a latent, stern, school ma'am-type sexuallity being conveyed by Kim Woodburn's body language?
Somebodeeee pleeeeese help me out with this!!!!
Allgood
Funnily enough, I came across (not literally, although the idea did/does appeal!) a particularly attractive 'big beautiful woman' with whom I had the most amazing, mind-blowing time while on my travels in and around Scotland last weekend!
She really was incredible! She had the bluest of eyes and a mouth that turned a smile that could both melt and harden you at the same time! (I think you know what I'm on about!)
I'm thinking about writing about it for the 'Erotic Stories' section. What do you all think?
Allgood
She really was incredible! She had the bluest of eyes and a mouth that turned a smile that could both melt and harden you at the same time! (I think you know what I'm on about!)
I'm thinking about writing about it for the 'Erotic Stories' section. What do you all think?
Allgood
Yes
I am also salivating Jags, waiting for the story.
You could then give me a personal exam
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
On the content of the story.
Or you could take DICKtation and I will be your pupil :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Sorry Public School humour.
Love you.
Sandie
I am also salivating Jags, waiting for the story.
You could then give me a personal exam
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: On the content of the story.
Or you could take DICKtation and I will be your pupil :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Sorry Public School humour.
Love you.
Sandie
OK Then,
Just for you Guys, I'll put pen to paper sometime soon and spill the juice on what was one of the most exciting, dirtiest and most wonderful of experiences I've had in a long while!
All being well it should appear sometime this weekend.
Oh, and by the way Jags, what's all this about 'hot summer nights'? Sounds like something out of the film Grease! That was a particularly tame coming-of-age American musical. The night I experienced recently was not tame nor was it hot. It was positively wild and down right steaming!
xAllgoodx
Just for you Guys, I'll put pen to paper sometime soon and spill the juice on what was one of the most exciting, dirtiest and most wonderful of experiences I've had in a long while!
All being well it should appear sometime this weekend.
Oh, and by the way Jags, what's all this about 'hot summer nights'? Sounds like something out of the film Grease! That was a particularly tame coming-of-age American musical. The night I experienced recently was not tame nor was it hot. It was positively wild and down right steaming!
xAllgoodx
:):):)Was the weekend not summer? - and it was hot you said so.. ergo.. it must have been a hot summer night (think Meatloaf and I'm sure it'll work for you!)
Are you sure the woman felt the same - cos sometimes, just sometimes, the bloke thinks all is wonderful but the woman is sitting left with frustration and desire unfulfilled
However I'm sure that, from what you say, the encounter with this fantastic woman was something which you should share with your colleagues - would love to hear ALL about it as it would make me so horny to imagine it. Was it a real fuck fest???? I wonder if YOUR weekend adventure was better than mine, don't think so cos mine was the best! Not that I'm about to share it with you lot but it's something I will treasure into my old age. Pity you couldn't share it.
Jags x xx
Are you sure the woman felt the same - cos sometimes, just sometimes, the bloke thinks all is wonderful but the woman is sitting left with frustration and desire unfulfilled
However I'm sure that, from what you say, the encounter with this fantastic woman was something which you should share with your colleagues - would love to hear ALL about it as it would make me so horny to imagine it. Was it a real fuck fest???? I wonder if YOUR weekend adventure was better than mine, don't think so cos mine was the best! Not that I'm about to share it with you lot but it's something I will treasure into my old age. Pity you couldn't share it.Jags x xx
:D:DEnchantress, sorry for being a bit of a hard-knobed numbskull, but what do the letters 'WTG' mean?
Jags, sorry to be pedantic, but nowhere in my recent postings do I mention a 'hot summer night' before you do! Is it possible that at some point over the last weekend, maybe on a hot summers' friday/saturday/sunday night you were having a better time than me?
Anyway Jaggsy Babe (how annoying is that going to be for a nickname? Will I end up having to stand in a corner now, I wonder?), the lady concerned assured me everything was OK - more than OK! - but yes, there was an element of frustration and unfilled desire as my business 'Up North' (Scotland) was only for the weekend and I, like she, had to part company and deal with the reality of the rest of the working week that was to follow.
When she extolled and cried out with pleasure how much she enjoyed what we did and was doing, I believed and do believe her.
As well as being the most wonderful 'BBW' I have met for some time and the physical embodiment of pure pleasureous (?) desire, she is honest, trustworthy and a good person. So There!
I hope you guys aren't disappointed when I post my story this weekend. I certainly wasn't disappointed experiencing it! There's also a sting in the tail to this story, an added bonus you're just not going to believe! You'll just have to ride with me on this one, it'll be worth the wait!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
Jags, sorry to be pedantic, but nowhere in my recent postings do I mention a 'hot summer night' before you do! Is it possible that at some point over the last weekend, maybe on a hot summers' friday/saturday/sunday night you were having a better time than me?
Anyway Jaggsy Babe (how annoying is that going to be for a nickname? Will I end up having to stand in a corner now, I wonder?), the lady concerned assured me everything was OK - more than OK! - but yes, there was an element of frustration and unfilled desire as my business 'Up North' (Scotland) was only for the weekend and I, like she, had to part company and deal with the reality of the rest of the working week that was to follow.
When she extolled and cried out with pleasure how much she enjoyed what we did and was doing, I believed and do believe her.
As well as being the most wonderful 'BBW' I have met for some time and the physical embodiment of pure pleasureous (?) desire, she is honest, trustworthy and a good person. So There!
I hope you guys aren't disappointed when I post my story this weekend. I certainly wasn't disappointed experiencing it! There's also a sting in the tail to this story, an added bonus you're just not going to believe! You'll just have to ride with me on this one, it'll be worth the wait!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
No you know Allgood - I wouldn't dream of giving you an annoying nickname - that I was just teasing you. A penchant of mine! The woman in question is sure to have had a wonderful, exciting and horny time - I'm having a wonderful, exciting and horny time just teasing you about it so I imagine the real thing must have been 100 times better.
As for a hot summer night - the nights here were hot so if you were around Scotland then I assume yours were too.
Anyway - cut to the chase and write the bloody thing and put us all out of our misery. The sting in the tale sounds particularly interesting and I want to hear all about it, need a horny story to keep me going.
Jags
x xx
As for a hot summer night - the nights here were hot so if you were around Scotland then I assume yours were too.
Anyway - cut to the chase and write the bloody thing and put us all out of our misery. The sting in the tale sounds particularly interesting and I want to hear all about it, need a horny story to keep me going.
Jags
x xx
Allgood and Jags
We await the story.
Jags should then mark it out of ten but be ready to stand in the corner and get the cane should it not be more than 8 out of 10.
Do not forget the cap and gown Jags, the mind boggles :lol: :lol:
I wish jags had been my teacher. :wink: :wink:
Sandie
Public school boy
We await the story.
Jags should then mark it out of ten but be ready to stand in the corner and get the cane should it not be more than 8 out of 10.
Do not forget the cap and gown Jags, the mind boggles
:lol: :lol: I wish jags had been my teacher.
:wink: :wink: Sandie
Public school boy
I prefer my men in the corner... but then I don't prefer them needing taught - haven't got the patience for that in my sex life. If men haven't got the map that says 'X marks the spot' then I'm just not interested - even us wonderful BBWs enjoy being pleasure.
NOW ALLGOOD - get a move on boy! This teasing is too much and you're about to incur the wrath of Jags
xx xx
NOW ALLGOOD - get a move on boy! This teasing is too much and you're about to incur the wrath of Jags
xx xx
'Patience' Jags, 'is a virtue!'
Allgood things cum to those who wait!
So if you wait long enough, just think where my cum could end up!!!
Really busy at the moment, but will do my best to satisfy you guys sometime over the weekend. If you knew me better, you would know that like the Royal Mail, one way or another, I always deliver! Like the Japanese 'Bullet' trains I always cum on time!
All the Best (...is yet to come!)
xAllgoodx
Allgood things cum to those who wait!
So if you wait long enough, just think where my cum could end up!!!
Really busy at the moment, but will do my best to satisfy you guys sometime over the weekend. If you knew me better, you would know that like the Royal Mail, one way or another, I always deliver! Like the Japanese 'Bullet' trains I always cum on time!
All the Best (...is yet to come!)
xAllgoodx
