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BBW on 'How Clean Is Your House?'

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Now is it just me, or does anyone else find Kim Woodburn from Channel 4's 'How Clean Is Your House?' attractive in a scarey, formidable sort of way?
I don't know what it is, exactly!
Whether it's the BBW-ishness of her, the dominatrix-styled long blond hair scraped tightly back in an oh-so-ornate plaited bun, or the tight skirts slightly too-high above the knee!
I don't know what it is, but I find her quite a turn on!
Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one!
Allgood.
Sex God
Most men fear/love her.... thank fuck!!
Jags
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Jags,
I've got to know!
Do you in any way look remotely like Kim?
If so, what are your likenessess?
xAllgoodx
Sex God
I look NOTHING like her - but CAN behave like her when pushed to!! I can hear myself talking like her when confronted with a particularly stupid/badly behaved Y10 boy.
Sorry... redface
Jags
Jags,
What can I say!
Lucky Y10 boys!
Shame you don't look like her, I think she's a babe (sure you are too!).
xAllgoodx
Sex God
I don't think my Y10s appreciate my charms yet - thank goodness!!! I prefer to keep my charms special and only display them to those who are worthy enough to make best use of them - and am not ready to do that yet here.
lol
Jags
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Sexlightened
Hi Jags
London Public School boy here.
I bet you would look great in a cap and gown.
What do you teach and do you travel to London ?
I would love to show you all the sights. wink :wink: :wink:
Keep smiling
Sandie
Sex God
Now you made me laugh!!! Well done..
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Hi All,
Recently watched a video of last week's edition of 'How Clean Is Your House?'.
Now, is it me reading too much into it, but am I the only one who can see the undercurrent of a latent, stern, school ma'am-type sexuallity being conveyed by Kim Woodburn's body language?
Somebodeeee pleeeeese help me out with this!!!!
Allgood
Sex God
Did you get any help in that area????
Jags
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Funnily enough, I came across (not literally, although the idea did/does appeal!) a particularly attractive 'big beautiful woman' with whom I had the most amazing, mind-blowing time while on my travels in and around Scotland last weekend!
She really was incredible! She had the bluest of eyes and a mouth that turned a smile that could both melt and harden you at the same time! (I think you know what I'm on about!)
I'm thinking about writing about it for the 'Erotic Stories' section. What do you all think?
Allgood
Sexlightened
Yes
Let us hear all about it lol
The bigger they are the bigger the heart and personality.
Sandie
Sex God
I'd be VERY interested to read about your dirty encounter - it might just appeal to my warped sense of humour!! lol
Hot summer nights are so good....
Jags
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Sexlightened
Yes
I am also salivating Jags, waiting for the story.
You could then give me a personal exam wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
On the content of the story.
Or you could take DICKtation and I will be your pupil :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Sorry Public School humour.
Love you.
Sandie
OK Then,
Just for you Guys, I'll put pen to paper sometime soon and spill the juice on what was one of the most exciting, dirtiest and most wonderful of experiences I've had in a long while!
All being well it should appear sometime this weekend.
Oh, and by the way Jags, what's all this about 'hot summer nights'? Sounds like something out of the film Grease! That was a particularly tame coming-of-age American musical. The night I experienced recently was not tame nor was it hot. It was positively wild and down right steaming!
xAllgoodx
Sexlightened
Hmmmmmmm..........
smile:):):)
Warming the Bed
WTG Allgood!
Looking forward immensely to reading your steamy account. ;)
God i'm feeling horny just at the thought, it's obviously been too long without for me....lol
enchantress
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Sex God
Was the weekend not summer? - and it was hot you said so.. ergo.. it must have been a hot summer night (think Meatloaf and I'm sure it'll work for you!)
Are you sure the woman felt the same - cos sometimes, just sometimes, the bloke thinks all is wonderful but the woman is sitting left with frustration and desire unfulfilled lol However I'm sure that, from what you say, the encounter with this fantastic woman was something which you should share with your colleagues - would love to hear ALL about it as it would make me so horny to imagine it. Was it a real fuck fest???? I wonder if YOUR weekend adventure was better than mine, don't think so cos mine was the best! Not that I'm about to share it with you lot but it's something I will treasure into my old age. Pity you couldn't share it.
Jags x xx
Sexlightened
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................!!!! biggrin:D:D
Enchantress, sorry for being a bit of a hard-knobed numbskull, but what do the letters 'WTG' mean?
Jags, sorry to be pedantic, but nowhere in my recent postings do I mention a 'hot summer night' before you do! Is it possible that at some point over the last weekend, maybe on a hot summers' friday/saturday/sunday night you were having a better time than me?
Anyway Jaggsy Babe (how annoying is that going to be for a nickname? Will I end up having to stand in a corner now, I wonder?), the lady concerned assured me everything was OK - more than OK! - but yes, there was an element of frustration and unfilled desire as my business 'Up North' (Scotland) was only for the weekend and I, like she, had to part company and deal with the reality of the rest of the working week that was to follow.
When she extolled and cried out with pleasure how much she enjoyed what we did and was doing, I believed and do believe her.
As well as being the most wonderful 'BBW' I have met for some time and the physical embodiment of pure pleasureous (?) desire, she is honest, trustworthy and a good person. So There!
I hope you guys aren't disappointed when I post my story this weekend. I certainly wasn't disappointed experiencing it! There's also a sting in the tail to this story, an added bonus you're just not going to believe! You'll just have to ride with me on this one, it'll be worth the wait!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
Sex God
No you know Allgood - I wouldn't dream of giving you an annoying nickname - that I was just teasing you. A penchant of mine! The woman in question is sure to have had a wonderful, exciting and horny time - I'm having a wonderful, exciting and horny time just teasing you about it so I imagine the real thing must have been 100 times better.
As for a hot summer night - the nights here were hot so if you were around Scotland then I assume yours were too.
Anyway - cut to the chase and write the bloody thing and put us all out of our misery. The sting in the tale sounds particularly interesting and I want to hear all about it, need a horny story to keep me going.
Jags
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Sexlightened
Allgood and Jags
We await the story.
Jags should then mark it out of ten but be ready to stand in the corner and get the cane should it not be more than 8 out of 10.
Do not forget the cap and gown Jags, the mind boggles lol :lol: :lol:
I wish jags had been my teacher. wink :wink: :wink:
Sandie
Public school boy
Sex God
I posted a reply and it's not there.. boo hoo! sad
Sex God
I prefer my men in the corner... but then I don't prefer them needing taught - haven't got the patience for that in my sex life. If men haven't got the map that says 'X marks the spot' then I'm just not interested - even us wonderful BBWs enjoy being pleasure.
NOW ALLGOOD - get a move on boy! This teasing is too much and you're about to incur the wrath of Jags lol
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Sexlightened
Hi Jags
If X marks the spot on the map.
I am great at geography and information on cunt ries.
I am also fully cunni lingual.
lol
Public School boy
Sandie
Sex God
Now, now.. I bet you weren't taught that at public school! My brother went to one and he learnt much more useless things there than that!!!
lol
Now... where is that Allgood and his tale of wonderous woman and wickedness???
Jags
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'Patience' Jags, 'is a virtue!'
Allgood things cum to those who wait!
So if you wait long enough, just think where my cum could end up!!!
Really busy at the moment, but will do my best to satisfy you guys sometime over the weekend. If you knew me better, you would know that like the Royal Mail, one way or another, I always deliver! Like the Japanese 'Bullet' trains I always cum on time!
All the Best (...is yet to come!)
xAllgoodx
Sex God
As long as you don't cum too early!!
*ouch*
Jags
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YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really like you, Jags!
xxxAllgoodxxx
Sex God
And I REALLY like you Allgood... lol you just need to learn to take the rough with the smooth!
Jags
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