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Sex God
Well now that you have jumped in................... Let me say ..................Welcome to an insane place at times, Watch out for that Davej bloke.
:D
And have fun posting in the cafe..
:DAnd have fun posting in the cafe..
Sex God
How do you know my bum looks good, I've only just posted !!!..............
Oh I see, you mean mrsFC...hmm...couldn't agree more.
Hello and welcome from Mr and Mrs davej
Oh I see, you mean mrsFC...hmm...couldn't agree more.
Hello and welcome from Mr and Mrs davej
Sex God
Hi..... welcome to the forum...... 
You'll find it a little more alive than Devon! :lol:
You'll find it a little more alive than Devon! :lol: Sex God
hiya carolsean
:welcome: to the site. have fun.
neil x x x ;-)
:welcome: to the site. have fun.
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
welcome to the madhouse.... have fun!! most of the people are lovely....some are just a little bit mental... so stay away from warwick, davej and neilinleeds....... :D
sean xxxxxxx
:D sean xxxxxxx
Sex God
Hi and WELCOME
Have fun
Molly xx
Have fun
Molly xx
Sex God
Hi Carol and Sean
Welcome to the madhouse
Vicky xxx
Welcome to the madhouse
Vicky xxx
Sex God
oi sean!
no sorry carolsean the other one!
fabio grooverider!! i saw that! i resemble that remark! lumping me in with davej and warwick FFS! if the day ever comes when i dress up as a bloody donkey or finish a shite acting career as several household items, well . . . i . . . erm . . well i won't be happy about it ok!
sorry carolsean, it will all make sense at some point. i'm still waiting but apparently it does!
and i'll just carolseandevon again cos then this isn't technically a hijack at all oh no! you will get used to it. honest! ;)
neil x x x ;-)
no sorry carolsean the other one!
fabio grooverider!! i saw that! i resemble that remark! lumping me in with davej and warwick FFS! if the day ever comes when i dress up as a bloody donkey or finish a shite acting career as several household items, well . . . i . . . erm . . well i won't be happy about it ok!
sorry carolsean, it will all make sense at some point. i'm still waiting but apparently it does!
and i'll just
carolseandevon again cos then this isn't technically a hijack at all oh no! you will get used to it. honest! ;)neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
Take no notice of his ranting and grunting on here, carol, sean ,we are are used to it and know how to handle him.....
knealinloads....
oi you fLuck, firstly dont go hi-jacking the bloody threads right and secondly you could do a damn sight worse than dress as a donkey you know.....marvelous creatures, carried better people than you or I to ...well...wherever ......eermm, you know some story in a bloody big book........ reading it at the hotel, someone called Gideon must have forgotton it......
calm....calm...
knealinloads....
oi you fLuck, firstly dont go hi-jacking the bloody threads right and secondly you could do a damn sight worse than dress as a donkey you know.....marvelous creatures, carried better people than you or I to ...well...wherever ......eermm, you know some story in a bloody big book........ reading it at the hotel, someone called Gideon must have forgotton it......
calm....calm...
Sex God
well mr davej sir
me? hijack a thread? you're thinking of someone else mate!
right! first of all, yer Gideon Bible can hardly be called a big bleedin' book now can it? it's about 3" x 2" last time i saw one, and i do know about these things cos i have been to catholic school, and stayed in the odd Travel Lodge in me time ok? so as usual your post made no sense whatsoever! ha!
and furthermore, this dressing up lark. i reckon you got rumbled by mrs davej attempting to lure unicorns again, and she took a snap just after your horn came off! ((( d'ya get it? it's kind of a play on words? of a sexual nature? involving unicorns? and horns? no? nevermind! ))) soooooo you told her it was an idea for a bonkers thread to wriggle out of it? eh? i'm right aren't i? go on then, deny that one! ha!
sorry carolseandevon we we're saying hello weren't we before davej so rudely interrupted us? do forgive him he's away with the pixies you know!
neil x x x ;)
me? hijack a thread? you're thinking of someone else mate!
right! first of all, yer Gideon Bible can hardly be called a big bleedin' book now can it? it's about 3" x 2" last time i saw one, and i do know about these things cos i have been to catholic school, and stayed in the odd Travel Lodge in me time ok? so as usual your post made no sense whatsoever! ha!
and furthermore, this dressing up lark. i reckon you got rumbled by mrs davej attempting to lure unicorns again, and she took a snap just after your horn came off! ((( d'ya get it? it's kind of a play on words? of a sexual nature? involving unicorns? and horns? no? nevermind! ))) soooooo you told her it was an idea for a bonkers thread to wriggle out of it? eh? i'm right aren't i? go on then, deny that one! ha!
sorry carolseandevon we we're saying hello weren't we before davej so rudely interrupted us? do forgive him he's away with the pixies you know!
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
excuse us carol and sean, this always bloody happens, a more blatent hijack of a thread I've yet to see...
First off, the size of the book is relevant to all other descriptions in here FFS !!! aint you learn't nothing ....don't you know that what's really 5 inches becomes 9inches.....jeez that makes the book, a big book O.K.!! fLuck me even Snow White lived with the 7 normal sized people in this place!...
My dressing up as a Donkey had nothing to do with trying to lure any mythical creatures into me garden I don't need to, they already come I wear a special aftershave...'Wood Nymph' they call it ....brings all sorts to me door.........It was a kosher attempt at a bit 'o' humour on account as I'm crap at the sexy stuff look....
Mmmm . Sexy.. Mmmmm. Yes please. Yes please baby. Giggle. Giggle. Lovely. Your so hot.
see just don't sound right.
I can't be doing with all the bickering stuff...........jeez I'm in here for a giggle, not to get all uptight over shite that don't matter.
So the dressing up was two fold, as I said, for a bit of humour and to spend a couple of hours with Malcolm the pony cos he gets lonely....plays havoc with me knees when I have to play chase around the paddock with him, but he's a damn sight happier for it!!!
First off, the size of the book is relevant to all other descriptions in here FFS !!! aint you learn't nothing ....don't you know that what's really 5 inches becomes 9inches.....jeez that makes the book, a big book O.K.!! fLuck me even Snow White lived with the 7 normal sized people in this place!...
My dressing up as a Donkey had nothing to do with trying to lure any mythical creatures into me garden I don't need to, they already come I wear a special aftershave...'Wood Nymph' they call it ....brings all sorts to me door.........It was a kosher attempt at a bit 'o' humour on account as I'm crap at the sexy stuff look....
Mmmm . Sexy.. Mmmmm. Yes please. Yes please baby. Giggle. Giggle. Lovely. Your so hot.
see just don't sound right.
I can't be doing with all the bickering stuff...........jeez I'm in here for a giggle, not to get all uptight over shite that don't matter.
So the dressing up was two fold, as I said, for a bit of humour and to spend a couple of hours with Malcolm the pony cos he gets lonely....plays havoc with me knees when I have to play chase around the paddock with him, but he's a damn sight happier for it!!!
Welcome carolsea and evon 
I do so love the smell of sea air ....and the sound of the waves rustling the pebbles on the beach ...shut your eyes and its like fireworks breaking in the heavens.
....oh yes Welcome to SH ...take the plunge and get your feet wet ...they telll me its well worth the while..
I do so love the smell of sea air ....and the sound of the waves rustling the pebbles on the beach ...shut your eyes and its like fireworks breaking in the heavens.
....oh yes Welcome to SH ...take the plunge and get your feet wet ...they telll me its well worth the while..
Sex God
see! now look carolseandevon there he goes again! off on one! and he has the bare faced cheek to call me a hijacker! you couldn't make it up FFS!((( that's one of me shite catchphrases carolsean. you'll find they're very funny! )))
<<< tuts >>> ((( that's another one of me catchphrases carolsean. you'll
i can tell yer! i'll see if i can fit another one in somewhere! )))
right yes dave, i know some people here are prone to exaggeration about all kinds of things? i mean, you claim to have sherbet lemon trees FGS. i find the doctored 10" altogether easier to believe, so don't even go there! ((( in a Jerry Springer wobbly neck stylee )))
yes your pitiful attempt at cybering then was shite. i'll give you some tips if you like. i have a porno pm template here somewhere mate. i'll ping it down to you, ok?
and as for claiming to have littlemal running round your paddock, we all know wellbustybabe had him all the time. i know double crosses and ransom demands are all in a days work for you mr davej sir, but you were rumbled that time, ok?
<<< humph >>> ((( that's another shite catchphrase carolsean. promised you i'd fit one in somewhere eh? man of me word me! )))
neil x x x ;-)
((( neilinleeds wishes to make it clear that he is just bouncing the thread up in a vaguely humourous way, and it was that davej wot done it not me! ok! sorry! )))
<<< tuts >>> ((( that's another one of me catchphrases carolsean. you'll
i can tell yer! i'll see if i can fit another one in somewhere! )))right yes dave, i know some people here are prone to exaggeration about all kinds of things? i mean, you claim to have sherbet lemon trees FGS. i find the doctored 10" altogether easier to believe, so don't even go there! ((( in a Jerry Springer wobbly neck stylee )))
yes your pitiful attempt at cybering then was shite. i'll give you some tips if you like. i have a porno pm template here somewhere mate. i'll ping it down to you, ok?
and as for claiming to have littlemal running round your paddock, we all know wellbustybabe had him all the time. i know double crosses and ransom demands are all in a days work for you mr davej sir, but you were rumbled that time, ok?
<<< humph >>> ((( that's another shite catchphrase carolsean. promised you i'd fit one in somewhere eh? man of me word me! )))
neil x x x ;-)
((( neilinleeds wishes to make it clear that he is just bouncing the thread up in a vaguely humourous way, and it was that davej wot done it not me! ok! sorry! )))
Sex God
Quote by niceguysdoexist
....and the sound of the waves rustling the pebbles on the beach ...shut your eyes and its like fireworks breaking in the heavens.
All I can hear is a cockney and a yorkshireman having a row about who's got the horn...
Oh welcome to the site Carolsean.
Quote by easy
....and the sound of the waves rustling the pebbles on the beach ...shut your eyes and its like fireworks breaking in the heavens.
All I can hear is a cockney and a yorkshireman having a row about who's got the horn...
Oh welcome to the site Carolsean.
Hi and :welcome: Carolsean :wave: from me
<<<hijack>>>>
....hands Neil his strop because he forgot to drop one into his last post ....
Easy ... I titally agree .. bit worried about where the pony/donkey/ass fits into this horn business though ....
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Hi and :welcome: Carolsean
<<<hijack>>>>
....hands Neil his strop because he forgot to drop one into his last post ....
Easy ... I titally agree .. bit worried about where the pony/donkey/ass fits into this horn business though ....
You got something else on your mind tonight Calista hunni? :rascal: :giggle:
