Nah, it's not artex.
I can see a hint of a brazilian in the nook in the V.
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Quote by flower411
Nope I never ever thought Flower411 was a female poster(quite a common mistake apparently)
Even in real life people think I`m a bit girly
:giggle:
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Quote by markz
Nah, it's not artex.
I can see a hint of a brazilian in the nook in the V.
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that could be the spiderlegs........
On the basis of that evidence I guess you don't get many invites to give brazilians then :roll:
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Feck me, this has turned into a B&Q thread...
I would like to admonish all those guilty of bullying Splendid as being heartless cruel beasts, although I have to say I am well impressed with the new avatar. Gorgeous knicks hun! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now class, as you know Mr Resonance has been out on a course (at the pub) and I fully expect you to behave for the supply lunatic in a manner befitting this fine establishment and I have to say I am disappointed. Disappointed and ashamed. Disappointed, ashamed and horny. No scratch horny, just disappointed and ashamed that we could turn as a group on one kind, lovely individual such as Splendid. I think we all know better than that don't we?
As a result I've banned playtime next week and instead I shall expect essays beginning "Mr Res talks the biggest load of shite because..." in with my by Friday evening.
I could understand it if this was over something strange, odd or generally weird, but who can honestly say they haven't had various wall and ceiling products in their pants at one time or another? I know I have. Why only the other week I had Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen in giving my Boxies a creamed gloss finish and until recently I had William Morris designs all over my y-fronts. Why sat here some evenings, I've even given them a slick coating of emulsion myself just viewing the pictures.
And who in this room says they haven't done exactly the same eh? Who can stand up and say "Me! Mr Res, I've not done that... I say to you.. I say... Fibber! (but if you really haven't, you should try it... It's rather fun...)
So if I find out who started this whole artex malarkey, they are going straight to the heads orifice for a damn good spanking...
I would like to admonish all those guilty of bullying Splendid as being heartless cruel beasts, although I have to say I am well impressed with the new avatar. Gorgeous knicks hun! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now class, as you know Mr Resonance has been out on a course (at the pub) and I fully expect you to behave for the supply lunatic in a manner befitting this fine establishment and I have to say I am disappointed. Disappointed and ashamed. Disappointed, ashamed and horny. No scratch horny, just disappointed and ashamed that we could turn as a group on one kind, lovely individual such as Splendid. I think we all know better than that don't we?
As a result I've banned playtime next week and instead I shall expect essays beginning "Mr Res talks the biggest load of shite because..." in with my by Friday evening.
I could understand it if this was over something strange, odd or generally weird, but who can honestly say they haven't had various wall and ceiling products in their pants at one time or another? I know I have. Why only the other week I had Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen in giving my Boxies a creamed gloss finish and until recently I had William Morris designs all over my y-fronts. Why sat here some evenings, I've even given them a slick coating of emulsion myself just viewing the pictures.
And who in this room says they haven't done exactly the same eh? Who can stand up and say "Me! Mr Res, I've not done that... I say to you.. I say... Fibber! (but if you really haven't, you should try it... It's rather fun...)
So if I find out who started this whole artex malarkey, they are going straight to the heads orifice for a damn good spanking...
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Quote by TabbynTina
I am getting bullied.
seriously though,,,what is you avatar picture of?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You need to read the whole thread... then you'll know!
Tooooo funny! :giggle:
Quote by Bonedigger
I am getting bullied.
seriously though,,,what is you avatar picture of?
My avatar is currently artex.
It was, for a longer period of time, a beautiful pair of lace knickers cladding my beetle bonnet .
oh my dear lord above thats just made me laugh out loud!!!
my goodness me. I am mocked at every turn.
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Beetle Bonnet is perhaps the best euphemism I have heard for a long time...
Can I copyright it please?
Can I copyright it please?
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Quote by splendid_
Beetle Bonnet is perhaps the best euphemism I have heard for a long time...
Can I copyright it please?
I already did. bloody journo's
Less of that! Miss, I-get-Nick-Knowles-in-to-give-my-pubic-topiary-a-top-coat Splendid!
My journalistic leanings begin and end at producing the "SH Day Today" webcast and simultaneous love fest, and the occasional article in "Frilly Ceilings" magazine. The magazine for the woman on her back and bored rigid.
Mrs Res is an avid reader.
Quote by splendid_
I have this image planted in my head now! :shock: :giggle: :giggle:
exactly, you can see the similarities.
Although, in edit mine is more a soft top with a damaged 'top' as it sort of rolls down over the bonnet.
pmsl I know exactly what you mean
Are you going to have the Woody and Buzz tattooes on yours done soon?
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Quote by Mrsgoggins
I have this image planted in my head now! :shock: :giggle: :giggle:
exactly, you can see the similarities.
Although, in edit mine is more a soft top with a damaged 'top' as it sort of rolls down over the bonnet.
pmsl I know exactly what you mean
Are you going to have the Woody and Buzz tattooes on yours done soon?
:rotflmao: 
:worship: Quote by Resonance
I have this image planted in my head now! :shock: :giggle: :giggle:
exactly, you can see the similarities.
Although, in edit mine is more a soft top with a damaged 'top' as it sort of rolls down over the bonnet.
pmsl I know exactly what you mean
Are you going to have the Woody and Buzz tattooes on yours done soon?
:rotflmao: :worship:I am being mocked again.
(and no, nothing sharp gets near my bonnet, not counting the pinwheel)
Quote by splendid_
Is that a case of open the bonnet, and it reveals lots of space?
"taxi for Wideboy"
oh crikey. No!!! it is about the shape as you look down at 'it'
My foof is perfect, as is most things about me... (poetic licence and all that)
ops: :oops: :oops: oh heavens...i thought it was a reference to what I once heard Mel B refer to as a 'bit of a VW going on' which was her way of refering to a womens 'camel toe', cos in tight panties (sorry DG :giggle: or trousers that ride up a womans foof, it resembles a VW bonnet badge :oops: :oops: :oops:oh splendid I am really really sorry....i was having such a blonde moment :oops: :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
Is that a case of open the bonnet, and it reveals lots of space?
"taxi for Wideboy"
oh crikey. No!!! it is about the shape as you look down at 'it'
My foof is perfect, as is most things about me... (poetic licence and all that)
ops: :oops: :oops: oh heavens...i thought it was a reference to what I once heard Mel B refer to as a 'bit of a VW going on' which was her way of refering to a womens 'camel toe', cos in tight panties (sorry DG :giggle: or trousers that ride up a womans foof, it resembles a VW bonnet badge :oops: :oops: :oops:oh splendid I am really really sorry....i was having such a blonde moment :oops: :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ouch my sides hurt :giggle: :giggle:
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