Quote by Vix
BELLY WANK INSTRUCTIONS
1- Get hold of a large, floppy, belly*. One hand either side.
2- Push your hands together, creating a cottage loaf effect.
3- Get hold of the nearest erect penis*. (You will need a third hand for this bit.)
4- Insert the penis into any available fold of the belly.
5- Agitate.
*Belly and/or penis may be your own, or someone elses.
Quote by Ice Pie
Welly bank eh? What a jolly good idea. You deposit your wellies at your local branch in exchange for a W 2 note, then when you're out and you come across a puddle, you nip into the nearest branch and redeem your bank note for a pair of wellies.
Brilliant Vix, when can I open my account?
Quote by tallnhairy
Ow, no lube... ;)
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hey, both Darkfire, Vix I am willing to be a student for you both. Just call. remember when I was posted to Canada, I had one out there and what a feeling:)
what a strange bunch of people 
