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Hi everyone
just wondering where is the best place or weirdest place you have ever had sex?
Mine personally was on a train! surely someone has done it in far riskier places.
Had sex with an ex in a kiddies ball pool in one of those family pubs.
It was late so no kids in it at the time biggrin :D
ewwggghh but surely the kids would have used it the next day???
xxx fem xxx
I was wearing a party hat fem!! biggrin
On a trampoline with a nice trampoline coach
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ewwggghh but surely the kids would have used it the next day???
xxx fem xxx

Top tip for today:- Keep you're mouth closed when using kiddies ball pools and don't lick the balls (too much!!)
I once went to a wedding where the bride was asked about the weirdest place she had ever had sex and when she replied - on a microphone - "Up the arse!" - her mother promptly came over and slapped her! ... that is entirely true!!!!
For me personally, it was on a roundabout during rush hour. We were partially obscurred by trees and the middle of the roundabout had a sunken section so normal car users couldn't see but the lorries and buses got a good eyeful of my girlfriend bouncing up and down on top of me totally starkers. ........ What a rush that was!!!
Best place I had sex was at a castle on a sunday afternoon. The ex and me where laid out on the grass near the main footpath around the castle.
My bed - what a sheltered life I've led!!
disabled toilets at a hotel at xmas partyy....
on a snooker table in a club (after hours!! lol)
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disabled toilets at a hotel at xmas partyy....

So it was you in the disabled toilet that night! I so needed to go!
I'm just jealous!
A disabled person!
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On a trampoline with a nice trampoline coach
must have its ups and down side to it though lol
tanglewood72--did you pot the pink or the brown! biggrin
ok this is a tough onei have one or two that could qualifyok the first may upset a few of you but i once had sex in a graveyard (dint know til after) ive also had sex in the back of a freinds car whilst he was driving-me an girl loved it not sure he did and of course the one i woul say was the best is the fact that im a member of the mile high club (got to say NOT the most comfertable of places lol
When I was younger I had a boyfriend in the army. I went down to Woking to a passing out parade for some of the new recruits he had been working with, only I "forgot " to go home afterwards! I spent the whole weekend hidden away in his room venturing out on occasion to christen the communal showers, the side room off the NAAFI and anywhere else we could get away with it !!!! lol The best weekend of sex I've ever had, and I'm sure the thought of being surrounded by lots of fit horny soliders was a major contributing factor!!
Would love to top this so I'm watching this thread with interest!!! biggrin
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I once went to a wedding where the bride was asked about the weirdest place she had ever had sex and when she replied - on a microphone - "Up the arse!" - her mother promptly came over and slapped her! ... that is entirely true!!!!

There is a show on dutch telly where a presenter go's out onto the streets and asks the public odd questions and that exact same thing happened on fecking national tv lol :lol: :lol: The womans husband realised what his wife was about to say but was not quick enough to stop her :!:
For me the oddest place was on a golf course.
Matt
Behind a big tree at the side of a busy dual carriageway on a Sunday afternoon smile
The Natural History Museum...... London....... lol
equi-princess xxx
The best place was up against a palm tree on a dominican beach, my lady was up against the tree
..........she complained it was a bit rough :shock: , the tree that is.
Had sex in the Virgin train toilets after some naughty stuff in the carriage wink and in my g/f's brothers bedroom while him, and everyone else were directly beneath us downstairs
Don't know if anyone can beat the couple I saw a few months ago, having sex in the empty half of a train carriage with only a divider separating them from the other,full, side. (If you can imagine First Northern carriages.....)
Mine has to be (with the ex), when i was going to warehouse raves :taz: many years ago now :cry: :cry:
It was on a very large podium, at the side of the main stage :eeek: this was infront of thousands of mad ravers :taz: I often wonder if we were noticed dunno
Very exciting and a jolly good laugh rotflmao :rotflmao: i would do it again too :rascal: :rascal:
H, red
considering my job lol
captain's seat, first officer's and engineer's seat in the cockpit of a 747 :P :twisted:
On the dance floor of a very busy clubin Birmingham one Friday night :twisted: Untill we got thrown out by the bouncers :doh:
Lets see, various sand dunes, a number of fields, the front porch, against a good few trees, train toilets, emergency stairs of the car park, the car...
Not all with my wife, some from before I met her. Writing them all down makes me realise I not lead that sheltered a life after all.
the best place for anyone to have sex??????????
well that would be my bedroom of course
staggy
I used to live on a narrowboat so ive had a few slightly unusual places, canal bank, roof of the boat and over a lock gate beam. I once had sex in the boat whilst it was going thru Harecastle tunnel(1.5 miles long)it took about an hour to get thru, so whilst my mate was driving, me and lil lady went inside, did the deed and he was none the wiser and thought we we`re getting tea ready :P
These were pre Hornyred days sadly and ive never been able to show her the true joys of boating :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: wink
ahem....
....on a tomb (or rather over) in front of a large abbey.... :grin:
In the sea while on holiday also on the sand.
In a field.
The plants were only just pushing through the ground so there was no cover, although we (my first girlfriend and I) were by a hedge.
Part way through however, the farmer drove past on his tractor (and could see over the hedges). I think he was more annoyed that we'd blocked the entrance to the field with our car...
We carried on, anyway.