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not the best place but I just 'worked late' and christened the new boardroom table in my offices!
'twas very very good!!!
Fred aka Medic 1 i am on a submarine so there are no bosuns chair and unfortunately no woman but if any ladies would want a tour round a submarine then to the bosun`s chair just say! lol
One for the Brummies on here - on the grass next to the small ornamental lake in Aston University's grounds, at about 9 o'clock at night in late summer (around dusk). I think about half a dozen people must have wandered past no more than 10 feet from my naked arse bobbing up and down.
I seem to have an occasional urge to do some fairly risky things, another one (though not sexual in nature) involved smoking a herbal cigarette whilst standing on top of the customs & excise office in St. Peter Port, Guernsey.
went to a stag do once where the strippers dragged me kicking and screeming on stage and shagged me. biggrin
Markz--- i am sure you were kicking and screaming!! biggrin
The dungeons in Stirling Castle. If we had been caught they might have locked us up! but they didnt, aaah well lol!!
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One for the Brummies on here - on the grass next to the small ornamental lake in Aston University's grounds, at about 9 o'clock at night in late summer (around dusk). I think about half a dozen people must have wandered past no more than 10 feet from my naked arse bobbing up and down.
I seem to have an occasional urge to do some fairly risky things, another one (though not sexual in nature) involved smoking a herbal cigarette whilst standing on top of the customs & excise office in St. Peter Port, Guernsey.

bloody hell man theres a swingers club in aston ffs couldn't u have waited 10 mins and gone there lol
at a friends wedding that was held at a golf course.................it was in the bunker so we ended up full of sand hehe redface
Under the head table at a friend's wedding with the groom's sister, while everyone else was dancing. The table had a covering cloth with very long sides and no-one missed us. I was best man too.....apparently
...on a (nearly) empty National Express coach!
On the brig in the The Captains chair of the Star Ship Enterprise - Captains log Star date 14/6/02 - Mr Spock was most unimpressed and raised his eyebrows @ us! :color:
Empty cable car in Madrid a few years ago, everyone going opposite direction could see exactly what we were doing.
The only problem was we only had 11 mins from one station to the next so she was left wondering what to do with herself for the next 10 mins wink
Ina jacuzzi on a cruise with people close by in a bar, on a balcony in Turkey when we were on the first floor and everyone could see us.
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A certain hotel on the A2 down the road from me. I hear it's gonna be especially good this Thursday wink

yes i no it well redface surprisedops:
About two months ago in the middle of Hyde Park at about 2 in the afternoon, not far from the police lodge. 10's of people must have seen and one black guy stopped to have a sly wank. Amazed we didn't get arrested. We were going for a very good hour or so.
Also:-
A ski-locker
a noisy session in a tent at a festival.
In the middle of a street in Holborn
on the top of a snow covered mountain
in a student-union bar
In a theatre set of Dr Sewards home in Dracula
in a mock village of Anatevka (fiddler on the roof)
at a footbal match
on a golf course
but the most romantic has to be in the BIGGEST and HUGEST thunderstorm in the middle of a park. mmmm
cool
Oh.. I just remembered the art gallery. How could I forget the art gallery mmm. She was fun.
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In the sea while on holiday also on the sand.

That reminds me of the time I did it on a pedalo in the middle of San antonio bay ....boy was that busy but the wake from all the passing boats helped a lot redface
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One for the Brummies on here - on the grass next to the small ornamental lake in Aston University's grounds, at about 9 o'clock at night in late summer (around dusk). I think about half a dozen people must have wandered past no more than 10 feet from my naked arse bobbing up and down.
I seem to have an occasional urge to do some fairly risky things, another one (though not sexual in nature) involved smoking a herbal cigarette whilst standing on top of the customs & excise office in St. Peter Port, Guernsey.

bloody hell man theres a swingers club in aston ffs couldn't u have waited 10 mins and gone there lol
I was 21 and hadn't heard about swingers clubs, it was a spur of the moment thing in between a few pints in the Pot O' Beer and getting up to some moderately naughty things in a dark corner of Edward's No. 8, besides the lass I was with was really into sex in risky places. There was nobody about for around 15 minutes before we started, then they all suddenly started coming out of the woodwork.
bhd- I bet it didnt put you off! lol
The Sand Dunes at the back of the Naturist Beach at Dyffryn
Car Park in Penzance. That was good, had to keep making sure the windows stayed misty smile
Against the floor to ceiling patio doors of our Hotel overlooking Kensington High Street on the 7th Floor
On the balcony of a hotel in Alcudia
On the balocny of our hotel room in Honalulu
On the naturist beach in Arilas
hmm I'm noticing a pattern here...Heights and Sand....
Mmmm, let's see, The atlantic, The Med, The Gulf of Mexico, The Agean and also tried the North Sea but failed miserably - too dam cold!
Also Bonnets and Boots - Golf Gti, MG Midget and a Merc SL500 - both bonnet and boot in a field besides a busy road sheilded by a very sparse hedge. Twas ok for the cars but a lorry drove past and the guy had a full view, blared his horn and gave me the thumbs up!!
Train toilet.
On a fruit machine in the pool room of a nearly empty pub on a Weds afternoon.
But my favorite is still in front of a good crowd with a lovely young woman i'd never met before over the bonnet of some poor guys car in a carpark at Scammonden Dam - well someone had to do it (or her)!!!
Forgot - the wife's bosses office chair. That was v risky, but v good fun!! biggrin :D :D
Suspended from the ceiling, surround by alot of naked good friends 69position passionkiss :swingingchair: :rascal:
the weirdest place for me has gotta be on the back of a double decker bus hehehehe and there were people on the bus lol