Best PMT Question Ever
Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
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Best PMT question ever!!
Sex God
PMT
I'd rather wrestle rabid rottwiellers naked in a pit of nettles and barbed wire whilst being sprayed with high velocity cannon fire any day
Oh how I love PMT :crazy:
I'd rather wrestle rabid rottwiellers naked in a pit of nettles and barbed wire whilst being sprayed with high velocity cannon fire any day
Oh how I love PMT :crazy:
Mod
Ok guys what we need is a male pmt thingy.
That way we can go in bad moods,shout at everyone for feck all ,greet for no reason and basically have a great time
and then blame it on MMT 
That way we can go in bad moods,shout at everyone for feck all ,greet for no reason and basically have a great time
and then blame it on MMT 
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Ok guys what we need is a male pmt thingy.
That way we can go in bad moods,shout at everyone for feck all ,greet for no reason and basically have a great time
Being a martial arts sort do you ever suffer
Pre Martial Tension
Sex God
The best reply is "ok love put this in your mouth"...............................................................................then find chocolate QUICKLY!
Sex God
How come I always get that kind of response even without asking a question?
:shock:
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