Blow jobs

29 Mar 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
space dust

:shock: The mind boggles... but I like it! Do they still sell that stuff?
(Nola checks that we are talking the popping candy stuff and not some sort of illegal drug?!)

29 Mar 2008

Quote by noladreams30
space dust

:shock: The mind boggles... but I like it! Do they still sell that stuff?
(Nola checks that we are talking the popping candy stuff and not some sort of illegal drug?!)
ooohh yes, they do indeed - and trust me, the feeling is just amazing for both parties ........ :shock:
redface

29 Mar 2008

Quote by Manolishi
space dust

:shock: The mind boggles... but I like it! Do they still sell that stuff?
(Nola checks that we are talking the popping candy stuff and not some sort of illegal drug?!)
ooohh yes, they do indeed - and trust me, the feeling is just amazing for both parties ........ :shock:
redface

My shopping list is getting longer!! :lol:

29 Mar 2008

Nola I can't wait to read your memoirs :giggle:

29 Mar 2008

Quote by mitzimad
think im alone amongst men when i say very few blowjobs do that much for me just not enough friction.
To work for me it has to be fairly rough i like the gentle scrape of teeth or to be quite vigouruseach to there own
its probablly a bit to passive for me as i do like to be in control

you, my friend, are not alone..... hehehehe.
i can manage without the teeth though!!!!
by the way... i love the sound of some of the above "tips"........... any one wanna try them out is cordially invited to my in-box.
<------------ thatta way

29 Mar 2008

just remember to be careful and not snap his banjo string when getting excited redface

29 Mar 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
try sucking ice cubes first ( or during ) :twisted:

I like your trail of thought there Sassy cool

29 Mar 2008

Quote by MrsFC
try sucking ice cubes first ( or during ) :twisted:

I like your trail of thought there Sassy cool

I'm gonna try it again tonight on my 'visitor' and if he ends up having to be resusitated then you know it went well rotflmao

Good job I can do mouth to mouth too :twisted:

29 Mar 2008

Quote by benrums0n
Anais the number of times u say what im thinkin grrr lol

I read your mind smile

and your a very naughty man!!!! wink

29 Mar 2008

Nola, I love your new Avatar even more than your previous one.

Quote by noladreams30
...So, does anyone have any top tips for making a good blow job a great one?

I am stunned that nobody has suggested... practice. If ever you need someone to practice on...

Quote by Wunderhorse
Another favourite of mine is:

When I see this in Porn it's just amazing & done by Belladonna even better.

My ex (sigh) taught herself to do it. For me, the idea was even sexier than the actual sensation. It looks incredible, it's fucking impressive, and it's just SO porno. It's a move that screams "I am committed to giving you superhuman oral sex," which is an incredibly sexy idea.
She said it was just a matter of determination and bit of research. Took her about a month of trying every night (and daytimes too) to be able to get it all down. Happy days.

Quote by various contributors
Minty breath strips
Ice cubes
Menthol chewing gum (although yes, NWC, with you on possible choking hazard... being spectacularly accident prone as I am!!)
Mouthwash
Extra Strong Mints
etc...

just wondering, does that stuff work on ladies too?

Quote by westerross
No teeth!! :shock:

Weeelll... Something I've had done to me that really worked was using teeth. Mouth wide open up and down on my cock, with her teeth very gently grazing it. No lips, no mouth or throat, only teeth and breath. Worked well in contrast to more vigorous stuff - it really sensitises me, so that whatever you do next will be much more spectacular.
Oh yeah and - make it last as long as possible. Keep stopping. I kind of reach a place that's better than orgasm...

Quote by anais
Im giving all my secrets away now :lol: ...

Yup... that's all good stuff. Seems like you've got some homework ahead of you Nola...

29 Mar 2008

Quote by tomu
Nola, I love your new Avatar even more than your previous one.
...So, does anyone have any top tips for making a good blow job a great one?

I am stunned that nobody has suggested... practice. If ever you need someone to practice on...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< you know where my PM box is.... I'm a firm believer in the practice method!
Nola xx wink

29 Mar 2008

Quote by tomu

Minty breath strips
Ice cubes
Menthol chewing gum (although yes, NWC, with you on possible choking hazard... being spectacularly accident prone as I am!!)
Mouthwash
Extra Strong Mints
etc...

just wondering, does that stuff work on ladies too?
Put a polo mint on the clitoris and see ;-)

29 Mar 2008

Quote by Steve

Minty breath strips
Ice cubes
Menthol chewing gum (although yes, NWC, with you on possible choking hazard... being spectacularly accident prone as I am!!)
Mouthwash
Extra Strong Mints
etc...

just wondering, does that stuff work on ladies too?
Put a polo mint on the clitoris and see ;-)
redface

I once had just put some menthol lip balm on and must've had some still on my fingers... I *ahem* decided on some 'me time' :shock: It was a pleasant surprise indeed!!
:twisted:

29 Mar 2008

Chilli lip gloss Ive heard is interesting lol

:lol:

30 Mar 2008

Quote by tomu
No teeth!! :shock:

Weeelll... Something I've had done to me that really worked was using teeth. Mouth wide open up and down on my cock, with her teeth very gently grazing it. No lips, no mouth or throat, only teeth and breath. Worked well in contrast to more vigorous stuff - it really sensitises me, so that whatever you do next will be much more spectacular.

Errrm... I was thinking more of the gnashers catching the rim of the glans because the good lady's mouth isn't wide enough or summat. :shock: Puts me on the ceiling to the point where I can't bear it.
.

30 Mar 2008

i"ve got a spikey tongue bar, its wicked lol :twisted:

30 Mar 2008

Quote by ukannexx
i"ve got a spikey tongue bar, its wicked lol :twisted:

Oooooo I bet that works for girlies too! :twisted:

24 Jul 2008

I can confirm that I have been practising...
blast

My gag reflex is still (alas) as sensitive as ever!?!
Still, guess I'll keep trying! :twisted:

24 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
I can confirm that I have been practising...
My gag reflex is still (alas) as sensitive as ever!?!
Still, guess I'll keep trying! :twisted:

Well if you ever run out of sparring partners.... wink

24 Jul 2008

Nola, i have very little gag reflex.....ive had me tonsils out and i think that helps, but learning to flatten your tongue right down at the back helps too...takes practice but can be done.

25 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Nola, i have very little gag reflex.....ive had me tonsils out and i think that helps, but learning to flatten your tongue right down at the back helps too...takes practice but can be done.

:notes: Cheers chum, duly noted!

25 Jul 2008

Balls! No I really mean, balls. I had one guy get very excited when I licked his balls saying they had been very neglected and what a rare treat it is, so now I make a point of including them in my bj pleasures biggrin

25 Jul 2008

That is so true! when I did that to my other half I heard him gasp and realised he liked it.. so do it most times now..

Quote by venus68
Balls! No I really mean, balls. I had one guy get very excited when I licked his balls saying they had been very neglected and what a rare treat it is, so now I make a point of including them in my bj pleasures

25 Jul 2008

am i the only person in the universe that HATES anything menthol down there??? its fecking NASTY it burns and is not a turn on at all.
Do men like this??? ive nevr used it as i had it done to me once and really found it horrid.
i guess the biggest skill to a good bj is variety, and if different partners, remember we dont all like the same, some guys like it firm some guys soft.
guys open ya mouths and give some feed back appropriate moans or say what you like.
xx fem xx
oh btw , yes dont forget the balls, and further down.
thats if they like that.

25 Jul 2008

Quote by fem_4_taboo
am i the only person in the universe that HATES anything menthol down there??? its fecking NASTY it burns and is not a turn on at all.
Do men like this??? ive nevr used it as i had it done to me once and really found it horrid.

The only thing I like a woman's cooch to smell or taste of is 100% natural pussy. Preferably not directly after a shower. That just destroys the deliciously exquisite musk.
So menthol is definitely out, though sloppy seconds isn't too bad at all!

25 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Nola, i have very little gag reflex.....ive had me tonsils out and i think that helps, but learning to flatten your tongue right down at the back helps too...takes practice but can be done.

:notes: Cheers chum, duly noted!
Sorry for copying your notes Nola, but a girl just has to get all the tips she can (and if that doesnt work, I will just have to go and get the tonsils out) wink

25 Jul 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Nola, i have very little gag reflex.....ive had me tonsils out and i think that helps, but learning to flatten your tongue right down at the back helps too...takes practice but can be done.

:notes: Cheers chum, duly noted!
Sorry for copying your notes Nola, but a girl just has to get all the tips she can (and if that doesnt work, I will just have to go and get the tonsils out) wink

S'okay Mrs NWC, we can do our prep together if you like. Practicals come later, behind the bike sheds... gotta get in role for December!!!
:twisted:

25 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Nola, i have very little gag reflex.....ive had me tonsils out and i think that helps, but learning to flatten your tongue right down at the back helps too...takes practice but can be done.

:notes: Cheers chum, duly noted!
Sorry for copying your notes Nola, but a girl just has to get all the tips she can (and if that doesnt work, I will just have to go and get the tonsils out) wink

S'okay Mrs NWC, we can do our prep together if you like. Practicals come later, behind the bike sheds... gotta get in role for December!!!
:twisted:
Just dont tell the teacher Ive been copying redface

25 Jul 2008

remind me to show you two laydeez what i mean when we next meet up....which wont be too long away if Im correct in thinking wink

:wink:

25 Jul 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Nola, i have very little gag reflex.....ive had me tonsils out and i think that helps, but learning to flatten your tongue right down at the back helps too...takes practice but can be done.

:notes: Cheers chum, duly noted!
Sorry for copying your notes Nola, but a girl just has to get all the tips she can (and if that doesnt work, I will just have to go and get the tonsils out) wink

Cup balls in hand - check
Insert cock in mouth - check
Open spiral-bound notepad to correct page - check

:twisted: