If you had a hot date arranged with someone that you were planning on shagging silly (for the first time), what would you do if...
Something you had eaten the day or two before was now causing you to produce super-ultra-eggy smelly bottom-burps of bed shaking volume?
Would you blow-off the meet or risk blowing a few off and putting them off?
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You crack me up sometimes hun 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd try not to call off the shag of the year just for that so I'd try to do something to get rid of it all. Apart from the obvious poo, walking is good for the digestion and could help it along ( so to speak
) Also aniseed, peppermint or fennel are good too.
Failing that, make sure the dog's in the room and you can blame him :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'd try not to call off the shag of the year just for that so I'd try to do something to get rid of it all. Apart from the obvious poo, walking is good for the digestion and could help it along ( so to speak
) Also aniseed, peppermint or fennel are good too. Failing that, make sure the dog's in the room and you can blame him :giggle:
Quote by PoloLady
If you had a hot date arranged with someone that you were planning on shagging silly (for the first time), what would you do if...
Something you had eaten the day or two before was now causing you to produce super-ultra-eggy smelly bottom-burps of bed shaking volume?
Would you blow-off the meet or risk blowing a few off and putting them off?
If you were going to shag me silly - nothing would put me off!! :thrilled:
Quote by PoloLady
If you had a hot date arranged with someone that you were planning on shagging silly (for the first time), what would you do if...
Something you had eaten the day or two before was now causing you to produce super-ultra-eggy smelly bottom-burps of bed shaking volume?
Would you blow-off the meet or risk blowing a few off and putting them off?
Too late hun - I now know. Sorry but the date's off.
Jesus! Polo please logoff! I can smell you though my PC. :shock:
Pololady, I've come to realise that the Maxim "what will be, will be" is relevant to nearly everything....including cracking one off.....
If the other person was worth anything (besides the aforementioned tumble) then they'd either ignore it (and be polite) or they would use it to make any tension (or nerves if they exist) disappear by making light of it.....
I've been lucky that's never happened to me....yet....:shock:
:lol:
If the other person was worth anything (besides the aforementioned tumble) then they'd either ignore it (and be polite) or they would use it to make any tension (or nerves if they exist) disappear by making light of it.....
I've been lucky that's never happened to me....yet....:shock:
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Ive been on the receiving end of this, with a lovely guy who kept letting off with gusto, celebrating each one with "better out than in!"
:shock:
Seriously folks - I am not asking for advice here... the thought just popped into my head (admittedly whilst I was popping a harmless one out) as I was getting ready to go out.
Seeing as some people are so sensitive to bottom-burps (or fart-shy), I was wondering if it would be enough to put them off going to a meet or from the other side... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
But if it makes you feel less intimidated by imagining me having human flaws - or you just have a fart fetish… feel free to imagine away
Seeing as some people are so sensitive to bottom-burps (or fart-shy), I was wondering if it would be enough to put them off going to a meet or from the other side... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
But if it makes you feel less intimidated by imagining me having human flaws - or you just have a fart fetish… feel free to imagine away
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
that they were rude and ignorant, perhaps an old fashioned thought these days where loutish behaviour from men and women seems to be more accepted.
Quote by davej
... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
that they were rude and ignorant, perhaps an old fashioned thought these days where loutish behaviour from men and women seems to be more accepted.
You're just an old fart wind-bag anyway :lol:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
that they were rude and ignorant, perhaps an old fashioned thought these days where loutish behaviour from men and women seems to be more accepted.
You're just an old fart wind-bag anyway :lol:
havn't you gone out yet? you take care, what with hallowen last week and guy fawkes this, some fucker is either gonna throw sweets or pennies at ya!
Quote by davej
... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
that they were rude and ignorant, perhaps an old fashioned thought these days where loutish behaviour from men and women seems to be more accepted.
You're just an old fart wind-bag anyway :lol:
havn't you gone out yet? you take care, what with hallowen last week and guy fawkes this, some fucker is either gonna throw sweets or pennies at ya!
I'm going, I'm going.... I just wanted to make sure all the bonfires where down to ashes first :lol:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
... if you met someone who was letting off a mass-attack of methane, how would you feel about them?
that they were rude and ignorant, perhaps an old fashioned thought these days where loutish behaviour from men and women seems to be more accepted.
You're just an old fart wind-bag anyway :lol:
havn't you gone out yet? you take care, what with hallowen last week and guy fawkes this, some fucker is either gonna throw sweets or pennies at ya!
I'm going, I'm going.... I just wanted to make sure all the bonfires where down to ashes first :lol:
you have a good night.......and please, don't fart on him :rotflmao:
ops: :oops: 
Sex God
Two options................
Hope he has no sense of smell......
Squeaze your arse cheeks together if he goes down on you :grin:
M
Hope he has no sense of smell......
Squeaze your arse cheeks together if he goes down on you :grin:
M
My ex hubby was the most flatulent man I've ever known. We were in the post office once in the queue and he let off a time release SBD, walked off and left me in the queue with the smell. I had everyone taking 3 steps away from me while the stinky bastard was pissing his pants laughing at the other end of the shop 
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My ex hubby was the most flatulent man I've ever known. We were in the post office once in the queue and he let off a time release SBD, walked off and left me in the queue with the smell. I had everyone taking 3 steps away from me while the stinky bastard was pissing his pants laughing at the other end of the shop
pmsl
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by 36openminded
My ex hubby was the most flatulent man I've ever known. We were in the post office once in the queue and he let off a time release SBD, walked off and left me in the queue with the smell. I had everyone taking 3 steps away from me while the stinky bastard was pissing his pants laughing at the other end of the shop
pmsl
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I didn't know you and Sassy were married :shock:
and 
then :uhoh:
I wasn't actually thinking of this being a situation where you could run off to the bathroom and let the odd one off or many be a couple of little trumpettes by accident. I was more thinking of a situation where you are uncontrollably guffing a monster guff every 10 minutes or so and whether you sneak it out or blast it out, denial would be pointless, as the smell would strip nasal hair at 50 paces.
Personally, I would cancel.
I am not prudishly fart-shy. They are a fact of life and just like shit... it happens! But I think an excessive quantity being released would become unbearably embarrassing for the trumper and quite the opposite of arousing for the sniffer.
Personally, I would cancel.
I am not prudishly fart-shy. They are a fact of life and just like shit... it happens! But I think an excessive quantity being released would become unbearably embarrassing for the trumper and quite the opposite of arousing for the sniffer.
