BRIAN MAY FOUND DEAD!! (joke)

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Serendipity
Sadly, I just heard that Dimebag Darrell (ex Pantera) has been killed.....shot by some lunatic at a concert he was performing at. What the hell is wrong with people? :shock:

Yeah I heard about this earlier today. It's on the
The press were saying that a 25-year-old man came on to the back of the stage and just started shooting. He managed to shoot and kill 4 or 5 people before security jumped him, but he shot himself as well. All round waste. sad

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Who the F**k is Brian May?

Lead guitarist in Queen. The one who not only shagged Anita Dobson, but also looks like her. biggrin

Didn't he write a song about it? :notes: :karaoke:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Huge and wet? ... What the f@ck has this got to do with dolphins?

Can't believe your first thought of 'Huge and Wet' is ............ Dolphins :shock: rotflmao

I thought of John Prescott. dunno

Oh God! Another sleepless night! I've just thought of John Prescott with a dolphin! ... On that note ...

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Surreychap
Huge and wet? ... What the f@ck has this got to do with dolphins?

Can't believe your first thought of 'Huge and Wet' is ............ Dolphins :shock: rotflmao

I thought of John Prescott. dunno

Oh God! Another sleepless night! I've just thought of John Prescott with a dolphin! ... On that note ...
According to zoologists Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure! ------
But not with John Prescott!!!! :eeek: bolt

9 Dec 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
[According to zoologists Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure! ------
But not with John Prescott!!!! :eeek:

Reminds me of a scene in the film War Games: The schoolteacher asks what we call an animal that reproduces without sex, and the hero answers "Your wife?"

9 Dec 2004

Quote by novice1
Who the F**k is Brian May?

Lead guitarist in Queen. The one who not only shagged Anita Dobson, but also looks like her. biggrin

Didn't he write a song about it? :notes: :karaoke:
Too Much Love Will Kill You. Which, if I was knobbing Anita Dobson, it probably would. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself.
Miaaaaaaaooooooooow!

9 Dec 2004

Imagine Dobson and May at it. What a writhing curly mound of hair that would be. confused

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
Imagine Dobson and May at it. What a writhing curly mound of hair that would be.

Most definitely the beast with two backs!

10 Dec 2004

Stop it! All of you!!
I adore Brian May.
I worship his guitar playing and I want to have babies with his hair. I don't mean I want babies that have hair like his... I mean I wana... oh.. I'll shut up now.

10 Dec 2004

Ok I haven't bothered to read the rest of the replies to this but as a Queen fan and a rock fan in general I found this distasteful and down right hurtful.
Dimebag Darrell Abbott of Pantera and probably one of the greatest rock guitarists in the p[lanet was shot dead in Columbus Ohio the other night.
The rock world mourns the murder of anothr legend and you come on with this thread
Disgusted

10 Dec 2004

I saw this today and thought of our poor departed BM

10 Dec 2004

Quote by wildwilly
I saw this today and thought of our poor departed BM

Now thats what you call a bush lol

10 Dec 2004

Maybe I made a mistake and thats Brian May going down on Anita Dobson

10 Dec 2004

This one went right over my head... I read the subject as Brian may found dead and my first thought was 'That's very poor English!'
Then it got worse.... the further down the thread I went I thought 'Who is Brian? Is he a SH contributor? Is he someone else everyone knows in SH other than me?' and continued in much puzzlement until someone asked the question and I realised I'd read the heading wrong!
P.

10 Dec 2004

Quote by glasgowllama
Ok I haven't bothered to read the rest of the replies to this but as a Queen fan and a rock fan in general I found this distasteful and down right hurtful.
Dimebag Darrell Abbott of Pantera and probably one of the greatest rock guitarists in the p[lanet was shot dead in Columbus Ohio the other night.
The rock world mourns the murder of anothr legend and you come on with this thread
Disgusted

Dino, don't let some of these responses get you down - you meant it as a joke and thats obvious... Dimebags shooting has nothing to do with this joke, so i hope you don't feel too bad hon.
Mxxx

10 Dec 2004

Quote by JandPUK
This one went right over my head... I read the subject as Brian may found dead and my first thought was 'That's very poor English!'
Then it got worse.... the further down the thread I went I thought 'Who is Brian? Is he a SH contributor? Is he someone else everyone knows in SH other than me?' and continued in much puzzlement until someone asked the question and I realised I'd read the heading wrong!
P.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's okay hun...it's Friday rolleyes

10 Dec 2004

N'er cast a clout til May be out :shock:

10 Dec 2004

is the rat ok then?
staggy

10 Dec 2004

Quote by wild rose and the stag
is the rat ok then?
staggy

10 Dec 2004

Quote by Wishmaster
Who the F**k is Brian May?
Now if you'd said Tony Blair was a politician with exemplary judgement, I would have pointed out to you that this is a man who once looked across a crowded room at Cherie Blair and thought 'Now there's a good looking woman!'
Ho Hum

Brian May also plays guitar significantly better than Tony Blair....but that wouldn't be a difficult achievement even by the most average guitarist.
I'd also like to add that Brian has a Phd in Radio Astronomy and has appeared with Patrick Moore on The Sky at Night. Oh er...and he built his own guitar from an old fireplace and a knitting needle which is pretty inventive. Cleaver clogs that Brian!
LC wink

10 Dec 2004

brian may is an awesome guitair player one of the best this country has produced with his unique sound and style with his guitair that he made himself, pretty clever i think oh and he knows about the stars and shit !!
also this is a pretty sick joke
p.s brian may keep rocking

10 Dec 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
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I'd also like to add that Brian has a Phd in Radio Astronomy and has appeared with Patrick Moore on The Sky at Night. Oh er...and he built his own guitar from an old fireplace and a knitting needle which is pretty inventive. Cleaver clogs that Brian!
LC

with all his money you'd have thought he could have gone out and bought a new one ffs
staggy

10 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
brian may is an awesome guitair player one of the best this country has produced with his unique sound and style with his guitair that he made himself, pretty clever i think oh and he knows about the stars and shit !!

In the interests of balance, fairness and justice I'd just like to add
1) He has THE most ridiculous hair cut EVER
2) He has THE most ridiculous jacket EVER
3) He loves HRH
4) He did THAT thing on the roof of Buck Palace
4) Him an his Mrs look like a pair of poodles
5) He's a very nica fella who loves people takin the piss outa him and his Mrs for lookin like poodles

but he is a sucessfull internationally reconised rock star and some of us here are not !!

10 Dec 2004

Quote by wildwilly
I saw this today and thought of our poor departed BM

SO IS THAT WHAT KATE BUSH IS UP TO NOW? biggrin

10 Dec 2004

Quote by johnneuk1
SO IS THAT WHAT KATE BUSH IS UP TO NOW?

No shes on the lorries

10 Dec 2004

Quote by wild rose and the stag

Ah well he built his while he was still a penniless musician and still a student in the late 1960s. It also had a unique sound like all custom built guitars. The model he designed went on to be produced as a replica which he used sometimes live.
LC

10 Dec 2004

Well that's where yer wrong 'cause Brian has never had to have his hair permed or poodled, it's all naturally curly.
Funny, that Scandal you're named after a Queen track. You a closet Queen fan then?
Words and music by queen
Scandal - now you've left me all the world's gonna know
Scandal - they're gonna turn our lives into a freak show
They'll see the heart ache,they'll see the love break
They'll hear me pleading,we'll say for god's sake
Over and over and over again
Scandal - now you've left me there's no healing the wounds
Hey scandal - and all the world can make us out to be fools
Here come the bad news,open the flood gates
They'll leave us bleeding,we'll say you cheapskates
Over and over and over again
So let them know when they start it's just a private affair
They'll have us hung in the air and tell me what do they care
It's only a life to be twisted and broken
They'll see the heart ache,they'll see our love break - yeah
They'll hear me pleading,i'll say for god's sake
Over and over and over and over again
Scandal scandal
Scandal
Scandal yes you're breaking my heart again
Scandal yes you're loving on out again
Today the headlines tomorrow hard times
And no-one ever really knows the truth from the lies
And in the end the story deeper must hide
Deeper and deeper and deeper inside
Scandal scandal
Scandal scandal
LC wink

10 Dec 2004

WOW!!! to all the people ive upset , offended and pissed off,,,i those who smiled,that was the intention...I was in no way having a go at Mr May,,i could have said "Rolph harris`s beard" So no more hair,,brian,,dead,,may,,rat jokes any more,,i promise,,,oh,did you hear the one about the hairy rat called brian who lived under a may pole?,,,,,,naar,,,best not eh..Dino