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BRIAN MAY FOUND DEAD!! (joke)

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Sadly, I just heard that Dimebag Darrell (ex Pantera) has been killed.....shot by some lunatic at a concert he was performing at. What the hell is wrong with people? :shock:

Yeah I heard about this earlier today. It's on the
The press were saying that a 25-year-old man came on to the back of the stage and just started shooting. He managed to shoot and kill 4 or 5 people before security jumped him, but he shot himself as well. All round waste. sad
novice1
Casanova
Quote by Ice Pie
Who the F**k is Brian May?

Lead guitarist in Queen. The one who not only shagged Anita Dobson, but also looks like her. biggrin
Didn't he write a song about it? :notes: :karaoke:
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Quote by Ice Pie
Huge and wet? ... What the f@ck has this got to do with dolphins?

Can't believe your first thought of 'Huge and Wet' is ............ Dolphins :shock: rotflmao
I thought of John Prescott. dunno
Oh God! Another sleepless night! I've just thought of John Prescott with a dolphin! ... On that note ...
rogerthedragon
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Quote by Surreychap
Huge and wet? ... What the f@ck has this got to do with dolphins?

Can't believe your first thought of 'Huge and Wet' is ............ Dolphins :shock: rotflmao
I thought of John Prescott. dunno
Oh God! Another sleepless night! I've just thought of John Prescott with a dolphin! ... On that note ...
According to zoologists Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure! ------
But not with John Prescott!!!! :eeek: bolt
Missy
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ice_Pie
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Quote by rogerthedragon
[According to zoologists Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure! ------
But not with John Prescott!!!! :eeek: bolt

Reminds me of a scene in the film War Games: The schoolteacher asks what we call an animal that reproduces without sex, and the hero answers "Your wife?"
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Quote by novice1
Who the F**k is Brian May?

Lead guitarist in Queen. The one who not only shagged Anita Dobson, but also looks like her. biggrin
Didn't he write a song about it? :notes: :karaoke:
Too Much Love Will Kill You. Which, if I was knobbing Anita Dobson, it probably would. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself.
Miaaaaaaaooooooooow!
Kent__man
Sexlightened
Imagine Dobson and May at it. What a writhing curly mound of hair that would be. confused
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Imagine Dobson and May at it. What a writhing curly mound of hair that would be. confused

Most definitely the beast with two backs!
Vix
Sex God
Stop it! All of you!!
I adore Brian May.
I worship his guitar playing and I want to have babies with his hair. I don't mean I want babies that have hair like his... I mean I wana... oh.. I'll shut up now.
glasgowllama
Warming the Bed
Ok I haven't bothered to read the rest of the replies to this but as a Queen fan and a rock fan in general I found this distasteful and down right hurtful.
Dimebag Darrell Abbott of Pantera and probably one of the greatest rock guitarists in the p[lanet was shot dead in Columbus Ohio the other night.
The rock world mourns the murder of anothr legend and you come on with this thread
Disgusted
wildwilly
Casanova
I saw this today and thought of our poor departed BM
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I saw this today and thought of our poor departed BM

Now thats what you call a bush lol
wildwilly
Casanova
Maybe I made a mistake and thats Brian May going down on Anita Dobson
JandPUK
Sexlightened
This one went right over my head... I read the subject as Brian may found dead and my first thought was 'That's very poor English!'
Then it got worse.... the further down the thread I went I thought 'Who is Brian? Is he a SH contributor? Is he someone else everyone knows in SH other than me?' and continued in much puzzlement until someone asked the question and I realised I'd read the heading wrong!
P.
Elissamay
Sexpert
Quote by glasgowllama
Ok I haven't bothered to read the rest of the replies to this but as a Queen fan and a rock fan in general I found this distasteful and down right hurtful.
Dimebag Darrell Abbott of Pantera and probably one of the greatest rock guitarists in the p[lanet was shot dead in Columbus Ohio the other night.
The rock world mourns the murder of anothr legend and you come on with this thread
Disgusted

rolleyes
Dino, don't let some of these responses get you down - you meant it as a joke and thats obvious... Dimebags shooting has nothing to do with this joke, so i hope you don't feel too bad hon.
Mxxx
Libra__Love
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Quote by JandPUK
This one went right over my head... I read the subject as Brian may found dead and my first thought was 'That's very poor English!'
Then it got worse.... the further down the thread I went I thought 'Who is Brian? Is he a SH contributor? Is he someone else everyone knows in SH other than me?' and continued in much puzzlement until someone asked the question and I realised I'd read the heading wrong!
P.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's okay hun...it's Friday rolleyes
Elissamay
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
is the rat ok then?
staggy

lol
Lovecommando
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
Who the F**k is Brian May?
Now if you'd said Tony Blair was a politician with exemplary judgement, I would have pointed out to you that this is a man who once looked across a crowded room at Cherie Blair and thought 'Now there's a good looking woman!'
Ho Hum

Brian May also plays guitar significantly better than Tony Blair....but that wouldn't be a difficult achievement even by the most average guitarist.
I'd also like to add that Brian has a Phd in Radio Astronomy and has appeared with Patrick Moore on The Sky at Night. Oh er...and he built his own guitar from an old fireplace and a knitting needle which is pretty inventive. Cleaver clogs that Brian!
LC wink
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brian may is an awesome guitair player one of the best this country has produced with his unique sound and style with his guitair that he made himself, pretty clever i think oh and he knows about the stars and shit !!
also this is a pretty sick joke
p.s brian may keep rocking smile
wild_rose_and_the_stag
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Quote by Lovecommando
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I'd also like to add that Brian has a Phd in Radio Astronomy and has appeared with Patrick Moore on The Sky at Night. Oh er...and he built his own guitar from an old fireplace and a knitting needle which is pretty inventive. Cleaver clogs that Brian!
LC wink

with all his money you'd have thought he could have gone out and bought a new one ffs
staggy
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Quote by Scandal
brian may is an awesome guitair player one of the best this country has produced with his unique sound and style with his guitair that he made himself, pretty clever i think oh and he knows about the stars and shit !!

In the interests of balance, fairness and justice I'd just like to add
1) He has THE most ridiculous hair cut EVER
2) He has THE most ridiculous jacket EVER
3) He loves HRH
4) He did THAT thing on the roof of Buck Palace
4) Him an his Mrs look like a pair of poodles
5) He's a very nica fella who loves people takin the piss outa him and his Mrs for lookin like poodles

but he is a sucessfull internationally reconised rock star and some of us here are not !!
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Quote by wildwilly
I saw this today and thought of our poor departed BM
rolleyes
SO IS THAT WHAT KATE BUSH IS UP TO NOW? biggrin
wildwilly
Casanova
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SO IS THAT WHAT KATE BUSH IS UP TO NOW? biggrin

No shes on the lorries
Lovecommando
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag

Ah well he built his while he was still a penniless musician and still a student in the late 1960s. It also had a unique sound like all custom built guitars. The model he designed went on to be produced as a replica which he used sometimes live.
LC
Lovecommando
Sex God
Well that's where yer wrong 'cause Brian has never had to have his hair permed or poodled, it's all naturally curly.
Funny, that Scandal you're named after a Queen track. You a closet Queen fan then?
Words and music by queen
Scandal - now you've left me all the world's gonna know
Scandal - they're gonna turn our lives into a freak show
They'll see the heart ache,they'll see the love break
They'll hear me pleading,we'll say for god's sake
Over and over and over again
Scandal - now you've left me there's no healing the wounds
Hey scandal - and all the world can make us out to be fools
Here come the bad news,open the flood gates
They'll leave us bleeding,we'll say you cheapskates
Over and over and over again
So let them know when they start it's just a private affair
They'll have us hung in the air and tell me what do they care
It's only a life to be twisted and broken
They'll see the heart ache,they'll see our love break - yeah
They'll hear me pleading,i'll say for god's sake
Over and over and over and over again
Scandal scandal
Scandal
Scandal yes you're breaking my heart again
Scandal yes you're loving on out again
Today the headlines tomorrow hard times
And no-one ever really knows the truth from the lies
And in the end the story deeper must hide
Deeper and deeper and deeper inside
Scandal scandal
Scandal scandal
LC wink
HornyRed
Sex God
WOW!!! to all the people ive upset , offended and pissed off,,,i those who smiled,that was the intention...I was in no way having a go at Mr May,,i could have said "Rolph harris`s beard" So no more hair,,brian,,dead,,may,,rat jokes any more,,i promise,,,oh,did you hear the one about the hairy rat called brian who lived under a may pole?,,,,,,naar,,,best not eh..Dino