Okay, since there's still some confusion about this, here's how you do it.
Get a tape measure
Get an erection
Measure up one side of your penis, across the top, and down the other side
By following these instructions, you can almost double the size of your penis!
So, anyone want my nine-incher? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Sex God
Quote by roger743
Okay, since there's still some confusion about this, here's how you do it.
Get a tape measure
Get an erection
Measure up one side of your penis, across the top, and down the other side
By following these instructions, you can almost double the size of your penis!
So, anyone want my nine-incher? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
"Almost"?
More than, surely? Assuming the curved end to be roughly semi-circular for ease of calculation, then the total perimeter would be 2l - 2r + (Pi x r), and since Pi is greater than 2, Pi x r must be greater than 2r, the total must therefore be greater than 2l.
No, don't thank me, it's my job.
Ice
Quote by Ice Pie
"Almost"?
More than, surely? Assuming the curved end to be roughly semi-circular for ease of calculation, then the total perimeter would be 2l - 2r + (Pi x r), and since Pi is greater than 2, Pi x r must be greater than 2r, the total must therefore be greater than 2l.
No, don't thank me, it's my job.
Ice
Some people are just braggers .............
lolololol
Warming the Bed
Quote by Re-Lapse
Get some spray on latex, spray onto erection, let dry, peel off,
Fill with plaster, when dry, peel off.
Stand pallus on table top, measuer height with rule or tape.
If you want length then lay pallus on table and measure.
:cheers: :cheers:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I ask what you guys are going to do with all the '' Phallus's '' once you've measured them :twisted: :twisted:
Perhaps they could be recovered in latex and then used as trophy's :twisted:
Just a thought lol Im bored .
Sex God
Quote by Calista
"Almost"?
More than, surely? Assuming the curved end to be roughly semi-circular for ease of calculation, then the total perimeter would be 2l - 2r + (Pi x r), and since Pi is greater than 2, Pi x r must be greater than 2r, the total must therefore be greater than 2l.
No, don't thank me, it's my job.
Ice
Some people are just braggers .............
lolololol
LOL, if I doubled it I STILL wouldn't be bragging by some of the standards around here. :rotflmao:
Quote by scrumcioussue
Get some spray on latex, spray onto erection, let dry, peel off,
Fill with plaster, when dry, peel off.
Stand pallus on table top, measuer height with rule or tape.
If you want length then lay pallus on table and measure.
:cheers: :cheers:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I ask what you guys are going to do with all the '' Phallus's '' once you've measured them :twisted: :twisted:
Perhaps they could be recovered in latex and then used as trophy's :twisted:
Just a thought lol Im bored .
Or...perhaps reused :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Mister_Discreet
but what if you don't have a tape measure fetish?
Well, you could...
1) Obtain a large, soft melon.
2) Insert erect penis into melon and thrust energetically.
3) Bisect the melon, starting at the point of insertion (important: be sure to remove the penis from the melon prior to this step!).
4) Measure from the area of insertion to the point of deepest penetration.
...et viola! You have an accurate measure of maximum penetration depth!! :mrgreen:
~Reese!
P.S. Oh! And, depending upon the melon used, you may need to...
5) Gently remove any seeds which have become lodged in the penile canal. :shock:
Sex God
Okay, since there's still some confusion about this, here's how you do it.
Get a tape measure
Get an erection
Measure up one side of your penis, across the top, and down the other side
By following these instructions, you can almost double the size of your penis!
quote]
followed your instructions and I can now proudly announce that useing a 36 inch cloth tape, placing one end on the base of the penis, running it up and over the end and down the other side and then reading off the number, I have a 28 inch podger!!...............
:doh: cancel that I started with the wrong end!
Get a tape measure
Get an erection
Measure up one side of your penis, across the top, and down the other side
By following these instructions, you can almost double the size of your penis!
quote]
followed your instructions and I can now proudly announce that useing a 36 inch cloth tape, placing one end on the base of the penis, running it up and over the end and down the other side and then reading off the number, I have a 28 inch podger!!...............
:doh: cancel that I started with the wrong end!
Sex God
Quote by Pleasurelady
Small: the ones that allow a lady to recite the ballad of Reading Jail whilst giving a BJ
Isn't that precisely how Oscar Wilde performed his first public recitation of the piece?! :P
