Ok, I feel I may be in with a chance!
From head to toe.....
Fractured skull when I was five
Broken left collar bone
Right elbow
Right wrist
two fingers on right hand and dislocated another
One finger on left hand
Dislocated left thumb
Fractured shinbone right leg
Right ankle twice
Three toes on right foot 
The joys of playing football and rugby over the years!  
    
  
 
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 ...lets hope you manage to stay in one piece around here then eh?? Welcome to the forum also  :)  :)
 ...lets hope you manage to stay in one piece around here then eh?? Welcome to the forum also  :)  :)
 (thinking about it I wish it was but thats another thread)
  (thinking about it I wish it was but thats another thread) 