brucie is on a promise this afternoon

Quote by brucie
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

Quote by Mr-Powers
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

Quote by Kaznkev
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

Quote by brucie
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

Quote by Kaznkev
And we all know theres someone your interested in,BIoke will be a lovely first for you and im sure he ll be gentle :twisted:

Quote by brucie
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

Quote by brucie
i'll go and read the AUP now just in case it says you have to be a nice person.
btw, the afternoon was a great success. my friend managed to come which is something she told me is very rare unless she is masturbating on her own. looks like i still got it.

Quote by brucie
looks like i still got it.

Quote by brucie
:sad:

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of course i would. be fun to see what a sexually frustrated BIoke looks like :-)
is posh invited?

Quote by Jewlnmart
looks like i still got it.

Quote by Kaznkev
Flower
You know the score. If you have a complaint about the AUP or the way the Mods implement it then I shall expect to receive a PM from you within the next few minutes and not on the open forums.
Mal

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Flower
You know the score. If you have a complaint about the AUP or the way the Mods implement it then I shall expect to receive a PM from you within the next few minutes and not on the open forums.
Mal

Quote by corrie2010
I think what Brucie writes is all a load of bollox to wind people up and in and this seems to be an example of a thread doing just that!
I think that the fact people are responding to this thread are for one of 3 reasons -
He is not liked and therefore he will continue to write like this as he is an attention seeker and doesnt give jot if people like him or not and their responses
He makes people laugh - he must do or he would have been banned by now. He has been here for years!
Someone must fancy him like hell and begs for him to be not kicked off the site :lol: :lol:
God seen far worse than Brucie on here in the past. But if he writes real crass then I just wont respond in threads he starts.
To me this was a thread he wrote then pished off for the day and let people get on with it knowing he will have something to read on his return from whatever he got up to today :lol: :lol:

Quote by BIoke
of course i would. be fun to see what a sexually frustrated BIoke looks like :-)
is posh invited?

Quote by poshkate
You me and Brucie? :lol2: Yup I know exactly what I'd like to do to him :twisted: :giggle:

Quote by BIoke
You me and Brucie? :lol2: Yup I know exactly what I'd like to do to him :twisted: :giggle:

Quote by brucie
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Quote by BIoke
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Quote by Bluefish2009
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Quote by Bluefish2009
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Quote by BIoke
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Quote by Bluefish2009
What if I were to be caught in such devious honey trap...

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Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public.

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Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public.

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Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public.