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mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by brucie
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

you walk into a full lenght mirror did yah?
GnV
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

you walk into a full lenght mirror did yah?
No wonder, it must be extremely difficult walking along with a broom handle permanently stuck up yer arse rotflmao
GnV
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

I do like the idae of his face as you told him that lol
And we all know theres someone your interested in,BIoke will be a lovely first for you and im sure he ll be gentle :twisted:
Probably use a ribbed strawberry flavoured condom :grin:
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Quote by brucie
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

You are not billy Liar in disguise are you??
bolt
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Quote by Kaznkev
And we all know theres someone your interested in,BIoke will be a lovely first for you and im sure he ll be gentle :twisted:

You think I'd be his first? innocent And there was me thinking you were smart! wink
I just want him at my '6 people you always wanted to invite to a dinner party' evening.. what goes on after will all be down to how much Sherry we all drink :twisted:
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Gosh I am sorry I didnt realise that Brucie didnt like women and wants a man.....!!! well I suppose I should have as he talks about women as if they are shite in his fingernail from picking his arse lol
I know he says he likes TV so have I got this right then that today Brucie is meeting a TV set?????? :lol:
fabio
Sex God
Quote by brucie
31 year old bird. lawyer. intelligent. pretty. nice body. but not very interesting.
im going over to hers at 2. straight from a meeting. but im totally apathetic about it.
i hope i become "enthusiastic" cometh the hour.
i really need to stop persuing people who ultimately dont interest me.
there is someone here on SH who im interested in.
apologies for this self indulgent thread, maybe i need some support in kicking myself out of my own comfort zone?
on a lighter note, i bumped in to a total cunt today. meta coupel in a club a few years ago. i was with a friend/fb. we had some same room play (as my fb didnt swing). we swopped emails and teh guy started writing to me. at one stage i told him taht i was fed up of my fb. the fucker contacted her and forwarded my email to her and asked her out!
she told him to fuck off but she also had the hump with me. which lasted a few months!
to my credit i didnt try to get out odf it i just apologised and told her it wasnt meant for her. so this guy today tentatively asks me if i am still in touch with her. i told him that were not as shes married with kid now but that im occassionaly fucking his ballerina ex that we met that night. teh lookon his face was priceless.

wow........ and herein lies a great example of how to win friends and influence people... bravo... such charm.... haven't such a high quality display of "dooshbagery" in quite a while..... you ought to be proud...
have to admit.... if I knew who she was... I'd be tempted to send her this aswell...
Actually.... I take that back.... no tempted about it.. I would send her this... my conscience would be totally clear and I wouldn't have to think twice...
lets just hope the poor lady isn't a member of this site.... and isn't reading this as we speak.... to think you think this of her is low and utter pathetic....
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I think what Brucie writes is all a load of bollox to wind people up and in and this seems to be an example of a thread doing just that!
I think that the fact people are responding to this thread are for one of 3 reasons -
He is not liked and therefore he will continue to write like this as he is an attention seeker and doesnt give jot if people like him or not and their responses lol
He makes people laugh - he must do or he would have been banned by now. He has been here for years!
Someone must fancy him like hell and begs for him to be not kicked off the site :lol: :lol:
God seen far worse than Brucie on here in the past. But if he writes real crass then I just wont respond in threads he starts.
To me this was a thread he wrote then pished off for the day and let people get on with it knowing he will have something to read on his return from whatever he got up to today :lol: :lol:
Mal
Mod
Flower
You know the score. If you have a complaint about the AUP or the way the Mods implement it then I shall expect to receive a PM from you within the next few minutes and not on the open forums.
Mal
Mal
Mod
Quote by brucie
i'll go and read the AUP now just in case it says you have to be a nice person.
btw, the afternoon was a great success. my friend managed to come which is something she told me is very rare unless she is masturbating on her own. looks like i still got it.

Brucie
Wind your neck in and stop winding everyone and the Mods up or you wont have an opportunity to read the AUP. Take this as a friendly reminder about what you agreed to since your last 'holiday'.
Mal
Jewlnmart
Master of Sex
Quote by brucie
looks like i still got it.

Penicillin and a dab of gentian violet should sort that.
Unknown User
Quote by brucie
:sad:

So, are you coming to my dinner party or not? lol
Unknown User
Quote by brucie
of course i would. be fun to see what a sexually frustrated BIoke looks like :-)
is posh invited?

I'm not sexually frustrated, just stuck in a hotel in Cork - but then that could be the same thing.. lol
PK - are you coming... to my hotel in Cork? We have plans to make, just not necessarily for a dinner party :twisted:
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Quote by Jewlnmart
looks like i still got it.

Penicillin and a dab of gentian violet should sort that.
Thats so brilliant !!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Mal
Mod
Quote by Kaznkev
Flower
You know the score. If you have a complaint about the AUP or the way the Mods implement it then I shall expect to receive a PM from you within the next few minutes and not on the open forums.
Mal

I`ve already put in a support ticket this evening Mal ...because to be frank .... I don`t know the score, sorry but it`s become very unclear to a lot of people.
Sorry now im confused ,a support ticket about something on this thread :confused2:
I realise im not the brightest but wat have i missed this time
Anyone can put a support ticket in for anything they like and doesn't need discussing on the open forum.
Mal
Unknown User
Quote by Mal
Flower
You know the score. If you have a complaint about the AUP or the way the Mods implement it then I shall expect to receive a PM from you within the next few minutes and not on the open forums.
Mal

I`ve already put in a support ticket this evening Mal ...because to be frank .... I don`t know the score, sorry but it`s become very unclear to a lot of people.
Sorry now im confused ,a support ticket about something on this thread :confused2:
I realise im not the brightest but wat have i missed this time
Anyone can put a support ticket in for anything they like and doesn't need discussing on the open forum.
Mal
Can I put in a support ticket for a new car then? lol
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by corrie2010
I think what Brucie writes is all a load of bollox to wind people up and in and this seems to be an example of a thread doing just that!
I think that the fact people are responding to this thread are for one of 3 reasons -
He is not liked and therefore he will continue to write like this as he is an attention seeker and doesnt give jot if people like him or not and their responses lol
He makes people laugh - he must do or he would have been banned by now. He has been here for years!
Someone must fancy him like hell and begs for him to be not kicked off the site :lol: :lol:
God seen far worse than Brucie on here in the past. But if he writes real crass then I just wont respond in threads he starts.
To me this was a thread he wrote then pished off for the day and let people get on with it knowing he will have something to read on his return from whatever he got up to today :lol: :lol:

Spot on! but in a "villiage idiot" sort of way!
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
of course i would. be fun to see what a sexually frustrated BIoke looks like :-)
is posh invited?

I'm not sexually frustrated, just stuck in a hotel in Cork - but then that could be the same thing.. lol
PK - are you coming... to my hotel in Cork? We have plans to make, just not necessarily for a dinner party :twisted:
You me and Brucie? :lol2: Yup I know exactly what I'd like to do to him :twisted: :giggle:
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Quote by poshkate
You me and Brucie? :lol2: Yup I know exactly what I'd like to do to him :twisted: :giggle:

Will it involve me? :twisted:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
You me and Brucie? :lol2: Yup I know exactly what I'd like to do to him :twisted: :giggle:

Will it involve me? :twisted:
Yes.....:twisted:
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Quote by brucie
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Straight-bait mate..... wot? :rascal:
Bluefish2009
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Straight-bait mate..... wot? :rascal:
Little bit scary
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Bluefish2009
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Straight-bait mate..... wot? :rascal:
Little bit scary
Nah... not scary at all. Fun, in fact! wink
Unknown User
Quote by Bluefish2009
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Straight-bait mate..... wot? :rascal:
Little bit scary
What's scary?
Bluefish2009
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
sheesh BIoke, you need a woman pulling the strings. im disappointed in you...

Straight-bait mate..... wot? :rascal:
Little bit scary
What's scary?
What if I were to be caught in such devious honey trap... wink
Unknown User
Quote by Bluefish2009
What if I were to be caught in such devious honey trap... wink

Oh you'd be OK, PK ain't THAT bad :wink: And you're handsome so I'd be fine too lol
Unknown User
Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public. lol
Unknown User
Quote by kentswingers777
Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public. lol

Why doesn't she ask him then? wink
Bluefish2009
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public. lol

Brucie is not real, he is in fact a computer virus wink
Worm or Trojan Horses, you decide
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Mrs 777 wants to see Brucie's private picture, or make it public. lol

Here it is....