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Quote by 2_Dissidentz
Try not cumming for a week and then see how heavy it is when you finally get release... MOD edited out very offensive comment here. DO NOT do this again..

Ok I'm not a mod. or any kind of censor,but that is SO out of order.
I have never resorted to abuse on this site but you are an insensitive stupid twat!
Wtf are you on? mad :x :x :x
Haven't you seen the TV pictures?
Somethings are just not funny.
Quote by Lazeeboy
Try not cumming for a week and then see how heavy it is when you finally get release...MOD edited out very offensive comment here. DO NOT do this again..

Ok I'm not a mod. or any kind of censor,but that is SO out of order.
I have never resorted to abuse on this site but you are an insensitive stupid twat!
Wtf are you on? mad :x :x :x
Haven't you seen the TV pictures?
Somethings are just not funny.
have to agree with lazeeboy some things just aint funny
evil
I take it back then, you were right to chastise me. It hasnt been 15 years yet so its not officially funny.
the edited version...
Try not cumming for a week and then see how heavy it is when you finally get release... MOD edited out very offensive comment here. DO NOT do this again.? hah! it will look like a harmless trickle in comparison to the raging torrent of clam chowder shooting from your throbbing member

Mods message: and we're not impressed with this effort either - seems to be just taking the piss mad :x
Quote by 2_Dissidentz
I take it back then, you were right to chastise me. It hasnt been 15 years yet so its not officially funny.
the edited version...
Try not cumming for a week and then see how heavy it is when you finally get release...MOD edited out very offensive comment here. DO NOT do this again.? hah! it will look like a harmless trickle in comparison to the raging torrent of clam chowder shooting from your throbbing member

Doubt it will be funny in 15 years time for those that have been involved
Before this fun yet informative :shock: thread degenerates any further 2_Dissidentz
Just to get back on topic for a mo (or at least near-topic) ...
I take a zinc pill each day, it is supposed to be good for the immune system as well as skin and prostate, and I must say I have only 1 cold in the lst 3 years, and that lasted only 3 days. Alicia loves the taste of my semen, espoecially when I've been eating lots of fruit. Her husband's tastes vile, he eats lots of meat and boozes too much.
Consider also the issue of CONSISTENCY & THE SENSATION OF ORGASM. At one time - conincidentally when I was doing a lot of flying therefore potentially dehydrated - a portion of my semen was very firm, almost like a rubber band. At the same time my orgasm was very intense, to the extent that it went beyond pleasure and became pain (hmm, another topic there, I think). From the sensations I expereinced, I thought that it was coming from just one side of my balls, so may have been due to some slight damage or malfunction.
K
As to volume I've noticed that if I'm toying with myself during an idle hour, when I've spun into a porn vortex and cannot escape, and then a delivery or something comes along to disturb my reverie, an orgasm later in the day will be a much more impressive affair.
I guess the body says, "hello, better add lubricant", and forgets it's done it once and does it again when it gets the same signal.
off to find spoons for the next munch and to take measurements lol :lol:
I've got a ladel here,any good? :twisted:
Quote by Lazeeboy
I've got a ladel here,any good? :twisted:

Lend it to Jas. She's got an Achin' Drum.
Hi All
1) Teaspoon or Bucket
To take an accurate meausrement the teaspoon would either have to be an exact meausering teaspoon as all teaspoons are diffrent in size.
2) lumpy or runny
This is all relative. What would be described as lumpy and what as runny. Would this be relative to the fluid mothion that the liquid has.
Also it is high in vitamin C apparantly.
Mike
Any ladies fancy a fine vintage champagne then!!!
ok ok ok worth a try hehe :P