Buckets or teaspoons

4 Jan 2005

What is a normal "load" for most fellas.
I have always considered myself to have a normal amount and never really thought of it. I have recently been told "You come buckets!!!!!". :shock:
Buckets??? I only have two balls producing it lol

So what is normal then?
Dave_Notts
ps Mods if this has been asked before then a link would be appreciated xxxxxx

4 Jan 2005

Dave im like you i blow a load and the ladies love it cool

, i love drowning ladies in my jizz lol

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Zx6ninja
Dave im like you i blow a load and the ladies love it , i love drowning ladies in my jizz

Pure class!

4 Jan 2005

I have always been told that men spurt a tea spoon full..........l and no more dunno

But being in the ambulance service a tea spoon blood can looks like a bucket full to some

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
But being in the ambulance service a tea spoon blood can looks like a bucket full to some

Especially if it's your own lol

I would have thought that a tablespoon would have been a better measure but I think it is really down to the individual...
Shireen
xxx

4 Jan 2005

Um......... I reckon the girls should organise a contest to check this out.......
Wanders off to find measuring spoons
redface

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Quote by Dave__Notts
Buckets??? I only have two balls producing it

Eagerslut must have blummin footballs.........
:twisted: :twisted:

4 Jan 2005

i used to shoot loads before i had the snip ,still do if never had nowt for a few day lol(tester wanted )lol

4 Jan 2005

Bucket for washing the car. Teaspoon for stiring drinks. Does that answer the question?

4 Jan 2005

Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock: redface

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

I have wondered about that too Libra hun....
Any theories chaps??
Shireen
xxx

4 Jan 2005

Ok,there was a band in the 70/80's called do you think they got there name from?Also Lovin' Spoonful,and the old blues classic(robert johnson)"spoonful".

4 Jan 2005

desert spoon not tea spoon i mean you`ve got to have some water for the tadpoles or there dry up!

4 Jan 2005

:shock: Past it's use by date? :shock:

4 Jan 2005

Try this connected thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15692.html
BTW, Dave,

Buckets??? I only have two balls producing it

ermm...I think it gets produced in the vas deferens, well before it gets to the balls...
Mike.

4 Jan 2005

There is no way I`d gag on a teaspoon of anything therefore it must be buckets.
Venusxxx

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

Oh I am so glad someone has asked this!!! I was sure it was just my imagination :shock:

4 Jan 2005

That is a damn good point! And how come a man can have lumpy cum one time and not another???

4 Jan 2005

Sometimes tapioca and sometimes semolina!
When you get the rice pudding with the skin on top you have a problem!
lol

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

Oh I am so glad someone has asked this!!! I was sure it was just my imagination :shock:
I don't think it's some men, it's most men sometimes. just depends what state the reserves are in biggrin

4 Jan 2005

Quote by fruity1976
That is a damn good point! And how come a man can have lumpy cum one time and not another???

Oh, I didn't know that!
So now I'm guessing it must have something to do with their diet rolleyes

Mmmmmm......
Guys ? dunno

4 Jan 2005

I have to say I do prefer the semolina type! confused

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
That is a damn good point! And how come a man can have lumpy cum one time and not another???

Oh, I didn't know that!
So now I'm guessing it must have something to do with their diet rolleyes

Mmmmmm......
Guys ? dunno

it's mainly due to recent action. if we leave it for a few days it'll be different to when we leave it for 20 minutes, which is different to the next 20 minutes wink

(I wish!! lol)

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

Oh I am so glad someone has asked this!!! I was sure it was just my imagination :shock:
All men produce semen in a variety of consistencies depending mainly on how well hydrated they are and how recently they last came. It's perfectly normal.

4 Jan 2005

ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way rolleyes

:shock:

4 Jan 2005

all the same it is no more then a teaspoon full!.....if its runny its thin and looks more if its thick its still a tea spoon full

4 Jan 2005

Quote by
it's mainly due to recent action. if we leave it for a few days it'll be different to when we leave it for 20 minutes, which is different to the next 20 minutes (I wish!! lol)

Nah...can't be that. My ex rationed sex no end but his was always smooth. rolleyes

He could have been cleaning out the drain-pipes mind :wink:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
All men produce semen in a variety of consistencies depending mainly on how well hydrated they are and how recently they last came. It's perfectly normal.

:P Ah...So flying could effect it?

4 Jan 2005

I get a lump in my throat sometimes when I'm watching a film or something which chokes me up.
Maybe it travels downwards? dunno

I mean, if you get hit in the goolies it makes yer eyes water innit! Reverse effect? :twisted: :twisted:
redface

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4 Jan 2005

Quote by fruity1976
ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way :shock:

COLD?! you need to have words with your man immediately lol

:lol: I think he may be faking it

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

All men produce semen in a variety of consistencies depending mainly on how well hydrated they are and how recently they last came. It's perfectly normal.

:P Ah...So flying could effect it?
Yes if a men dont cum in a few days they produce more sperm not quantity