bump | Swinging Heaven

1 Apr 2006

whats a bump? i'm a relative virgin on forums and such. Be gentle, lol.
jeff

1 Apr 2006

Bump..........
As in push your topic back to the top!!! Bump it up!
Mike

1 Apr 2006

And this.........

1 Apr 2006

its also something local councils do to our roads , they spend a fortune getting them flat then cover them in bumps.................
this is another cunning way to bump a thread back to the top, known as a hidden bump
staggy

1 Apr 2006

or a quick bump straight after another post is called a speed bump

1 Apr 2006

when the thread is very near the top it just needs a slight nudge to get it back up to the top so we use a
small bump or as it is known a bumpette

1 Apr 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
when the thread is very near the top it just needs a slight nudge to get it back up to the top so we use a
small bump or as it is known a bumpette

so whats a bumpety bump then staggy
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

1 Apr 2006

a bumpety bump is what me and rose do under the sheets , hump

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: its got fook all to do with forums lol

:shock: :lol:

1 Apr 2006

other terminology you may find on this forum is.............
munch a large social gathering of like minded people
mini munch a smaller version of the above
munch bunch a small yoghurt in our fridge
lunch munch a lunchtime meeting
brunch munch a meeting of swingers just after breakfast but before lunch
a hunch munch a meeting in notre dame of like minded bell ringers
a crunch munch the orthopedic departments xmas party
im sure there are others and this thread could well answer many more questions but just like the missus im off to make myself look fantastic for a trip round the bright lights of manchester tonight.....
oh yeah the flounce now there are many kinds of flounce that need explaining but ill let someone else take over the mantle here.....................
adiose amigos
staggy

1 Apr 2006

There's another way to do it - aka "a bounce":
:bounce:

1 Apr 2006

i'm sorry i asked, i've said it before and i'll say it again. oyu're a bunch of bloody nutters, lol. I think that is why i love this site so much.
jeff

1 Apr 2006

I thought it was a dance - as in - do the....

1 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I thought it was a dance - as in - do the....

Polo shows her age!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

1 Apr 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I thought it was a dance - as in - do the....

Polo shows her age!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
come off it Sarge - you must remember it too!!!

1 Apr 2006

Quote by Alexandra
I thought it was a dance - as in - do the....

Polo shows her age!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
come off it Sarge - you must remember it too!!!
It was Sarge that taught me the words :lol: :lol: :lol:

1 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I thought it was a dance - as in - do the....

Polo shows her age!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
come off it Sarge - you must remember it too!!!
It was Sarge that taught me the words :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can believe that!
It's the moves he has trouble with!!!!

1 Apr 2006

you are all not right. :shock: biggrin

:D :D I'm going home now to smell cabbages and get ready for work.
jeff

1 Apr 2006

you can get animated bumps too

2 Apr 2006

:bounce:

2 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I thought it was a dance - as in - do the...BUMP.

Hang on there is another one >>>>
"BUMPED" by (and No it was not me lol) Right Said Fred. wink

Phredd

2 Apr 2006

showoff.

2 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I thought it was a dance - as in - do the....

I remember that......... sadly!! Back in 73 i think lol..... was a big hit at the time! Do the Bump do the Bump.......
Oops bumped again!!!!
Mike

2 Apr 2006

and this is the "late night, just coz i can" bump. This bump most commonly occurs when everyone else has fecked off to bed, but the poster is going through an insomniac moment. we all have them, its nothing to worry about innocent