Okey Dokey........ off on hols...... and need your help ?
Don't think I can be away from here for over a week without getting the odd panic attack about what I am missing........
So, please could someone add a daily update for me....... on here !!
Want to know... who is doing what to who
Want to know.... who is new
Want to know....who has flounced
Want to know....if anyone has missed me........ (prolly more grateful that I am not here !)
And anything else u think I might be interested in.........
I will find an internet cafe and dash to this post everyday.........
Please please please help me ?
Thanx a lot..... U lot !!
All posts will be gratefully received !!!!!!!................... God I am gonna miss ya !!
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xxBlonde text at 7 ish this morning to say they were just about to get on the plane.....
I think she really is addicted to the forum! :shock:
What have we done to her!! and how will WE survive the week without the blonde moments.
Do we have a substitute Blonde that can take over for the week?
Have a good one babes and I know you will see this as you log on with some exotic drink in yer hand x Cow bag
Kisses
Cathy x
I think she really is addicted to the forum! :shock:
What have we done to her!! and how will WE survive the week without the blonde moments.
Do we have a substitute Blonde that can take over for the week?
Have a good one babes and I know you will see this as you log on with some exotic drink in yer hand x Cow bag
Kisses
Cathy x
Sex God
Yeah she text me too lol
Well ive not flounced, im not new lol
, but im meeting a hunk for a coffee and a chat tonight
Have a great time the both of you xxx
Well ive not flounced, im not new lol
, but im meeting a hunk for a coffee and a chat tonight
Have a great time the both of you xxx
Quote by Vicky_uk
Yeah she text me too lol
Well ive not flounced, im not new lol
, but im meeting a hunk for a coffee and a chat tonight
Have a great time the both of you xxx
OOOOOOOOhhhhhh we want an update tomorrow - all for Blonde's benefit you know
Do you fancy being the blonde for this week then Vicks?
Cathy x
Sex God
Quote by Red(RHG)
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Do you fancy being the blonde for this week then Vicks?
Cathy x
erm I like cooking too much :shock: :lol:
Sexpert
Good job for her she is only away for a week otherwise she could get a bad case of the shakes.
Quote by blonde
Have to let u all into a secret Hardnlusty should now be known as:-
Kindheart-n-bashful !!!!!!!! I kid you not !!!!!!!
Its bluddy raining here !!!!! ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!
Oi, you are NOT supposed to be here. Otherwise what is the point of this thread?
Mind, I bet its quiet in North Yorkshire this week.
Sex God
Quote by HungryP
Oi, you are NOT supposed to be here. Otherwise what is the point of this thread?
Mind, I bet its quiet in North Yorkshire this week.
Thank you hungry, I thought that I was having a blonde moment just then. Glad you had the nerve to point out to Blonde that she isn't here.
John
Sex God
Well I met the hunk .......nice good looking gent....and yes i will be meeting him for more than a coffee
have still got to find s kirt for my school uniform that I like
rain??????????? not had any of that today just blue skies n sun :P :P
and ive caught it on my arms going a nice colour of brown now
have a drink for me see you both very soon
love n hugs to hard n lusty
and a hug n grope for Wishy and for you a snog :wink:
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have still got to find s kirt for my school uniform that I like
rain??????????? not had any of that today just blue skies n sun :P :P
and ive caught it on my arms going a nice colour of brown now
have a drink for me see you both very soon
love n hugs to hard n lusty
and a hug n grope for Wishy and for you a snog :wink:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Horous
Oi, you are NOT supposed to be here. Otherwise what is the point of this thread?
Mind, I bet its quiet in North Yorkshire this week.
Thank you hungry, I thought that I was having a blonde moment just then. Glad you had the nerve to point out to Blonde that she isn't here.
Well, this is a totally blond thread.
She has clearly totally forgotten that she is supposed to be elsewhere! She is SOOOOOOOO lucky that she has such good friends to remind her to BUGGER OFF & stop reminding us that she is on holiday & we are not. :x :x :x Quote by blonde
You mean I am not here ???
NO you are not meant to be here, because you are on holiday. Unless of course, you are no longer on holiday, in which case it is possible you may be here. But you can't be on holiday & be here at the same time, because that wouldn't make sense at all. :small-print:
I think. :fuckinghell: ......... I'm getting confused now.......... :doh:
Would it?
Quote by HungryP
You mean I am not here ???
NO you are not meant to be here, because you are on holiday. Unless of course, you are no longer on holiday, in which case it is possible you may be here. But you can't be on holiday & be here at the same time, because that wouldn't make sense at all. :small-print:
I think. :fuckinghell: ......... I'm getting confused now.......... :doh:
Would it?
She can't be there coz she's round the pool asleep on a sun lounger (timestamp: 16:54 Spanish time / 15:54 UK time) whereas muggins here has got his back all sunburned and can't sunbathe today ............. gggrrrrrrrrrrr
Where's the bluddy football!!!! Didn't know that the last game of the season had been moved to Sunday fgs!!! so you can guess where I'll be at 3pm tomorrow
sshhh ... don't tell blonde ok!! Quote by Wishmaster
She can't be there coz she's round the pool asleep on a sun lounger (timestamp: 16:54 Spanish time / 15:54 UK time) whereas muggins here has got his back all sunburned and can't sunbathe today ............. gggrrrrrrrrrrr
Right then, if she is still on holiday she is in trouble. Surely there is something in the AUP about announcing that you are going on holiday, & then still being here!
Mods, get that account deactivated.Shouldn't there be something in the AUP about blondes anyway? :shock: Errr, like "don't piss in their shoes coz it confuses them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oops, hope Vix doesn't see this........ 
)Keep us updated, Wishy.
Quote by Wishmaster
Where's the bluddy football!!!! Didn't know that the last game of the season had been moved to Sunday fgs!!! so you can guess where I'll be at 3pm tomorrow
:lol:
Quote by HungryP
She can't be there coz she's round the pool asleep on a sun lounger (timestamp: 16:54 Spanish time / 15:54 UK time) whereas muggins here has got his back all sunburned and can't sunbathe today ............. gggrrrrrrrrrrr
Right then, if she is still on holiday she is in trouble. Surely there is something in the AUP about announcing that you are going on holiday, & then still being here!
Mods, get that account deactivated.Shouldn't there be something in the AUP about blondes anyway? :shock: Errr, like "don't piss in their shoes coz it confuses them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oops, hope Vix doesn't see this........ )Keep us updated, Wishy.
Quote by Wishmaster
Where's the bluddy football!!!! Didn't know that the last game of the season had been moved to Sunday fgs!!! so you can guess where I'll be at 3pm tomorrow
:lol:
Okies HungryP ............. well........................
.............Last night we hit a karaoke bar in search of talent..... well that's what she said she wanted ..... I thought she meant singing talent but it was male talent she had in mind lol lol lol ...... all we managed to find though was a load of pissheads from my hometown (and much alcohol was consumed by all)..... hehehe
I had to do the decent thing and take her back to the hotel ;) hmmmmmmm!!!
