can i get a bigger penis?

14 May 2006

Quote by markz
yes there is an ancient product men have used for years and costs nothing.
cowpats!!! I know its sounds yuk but the results are amazing just go down to your local field pickup a couple and store in a bin liner for a couple of days. You might have to add a little water to keep it moist. Then just smear it on daily, leave it on for at least an hour, obviously the longer you leave it on the better the effect.

so this is what this emoticon is for
:bs:

15 May 2006

Quote by wantstomeet
does anything work to make your penis bigger,are these pills all fake or real,please help me if you

If you like women think about women, if you like men think about men. That tends to make the penis bigger.

15 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
i was just joking thankyou all for your replys
im just off to my nearest farm but dont tell no! but if you meet someone with a smelly cock its me.

Don't you come back in here infecting us all with that there bird flu thing :shock:
Bird Flu???? From a cow??? Have I missed something? I know pigs are known to fly but I was unaware cattle had joined the winged feathered flock...
:confused:
rotflmao

It's mad cow disease.

15 May 2006

Quote by
It's mad cow disease.

What's that got to do with me ?
I'm a duck called tracy rolleyes

15 May 2006

Quote by dambuster

It's mad cow disease.

What's that got to do with me ?
I'm a duck called tracey rolleyes

I can see that, you are so at home in water.

15 May 2006

I wonder why we don't see posts from females saying their pussy is too small, how do they make it bigger dunno

15 May 2006

WarningWarningWarningWarningWarning
Get ready with your buttons Dawnie (edit, delete, or copy/paste save picture as . . . )
Cock shot on it's way :shock:

15 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I wonder why we don't see posts from females saying their pussy is too small, how do they make it bigger

Women have more sense than to voice their lack of confidence.

15 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I wonder why we don't see posts from females saying their pussy is too small, how do they make it bigger

Cos the answer is too simple and obvious rolleyes

They just need to use this . . . . . . to stretch them a little
bolt

15 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
Get ready with your buttons Dawnie (edit, delete, or copy/paste save picture as . . . )

:giggle:

15 May 2006

Ho my!!!!!!!!!!

15 May 2006

Quote by
I wonder why we don't see posts from females saying their pussy is too small, how do they make it bigger

Women have more sense than to voice their lack of confidence.
That would imply the size of a pussy would affect a females confidence confused

15 May 2006

ohhh the edited version !! how quaint :twisted:
:giggle:

15 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Get ready with your buttons Dawnie (edit, delete, or copy/paste save picture as . . . )

:giggle:
it's behiiiiiiiiindyou

15 May 2006

Quote by Tramper
I wonder why we don't see posts from females saying their pussy is too small, how do they make it bigger

Cos the answer is too simple and obvious rolleyes

They just need to use this . . . . . . to stretch them a little
bolt

Damn it, tramper has used the covered picture again :roll:
:rascal:

15 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I wonder why we don't see posts from females saying their pussy is too small, how do they make it bigger

Women have more sense than to voice their lack of confidence.
That would imply the size of a pussy would affect a females confidence confused

I meant women's self confidence. It appears to effect the confidence of some males, size of penis I mean.
Oh boob, 'my boobs are to small' said at least one woman so much for that.
For penis read boobs, now do women worry about size?

19 May 2006

Can you get a bigger penis? Yes you can! I know this from personal experience and can let you in on a sure-fire method for doing so:
For years, my wife has fancied a larger penis. And, to be honest, I, too, was growing rather weary of my meagre male member.
We searched high and low for methods of attaining this goal, but could not find a reliable solution. Then, one fateful day, we tried this...
....AND IT WORKED! It wasn't long before I was finally able to have the massive cock that I'd craved, and I can't begin to tell you just how appreciative the wife was!
So give it a go...and it won't be long before you, too, can have a bigger penis! *
* (several, in fact, if you're up for that sort of thing!)

19 May 2006

Quote by Vix-n-Reese
Can you get a bigger penis? Yes you can! I know this from personal experience and can let you in on a sure-fire method for doing so:
For years, my wife has fancied a larger penis. And, to be honest, I, too, was growing rather weary of my meagre male member.
We searched high and low for methods of attaining this goal, but could not find a reliable solution. Then, one fateful day, we did this...
....AND IT WORKED! It wasn't long before I was finally able to have the massive cock that I'd craved, and I can't begin to tell you just how appreciative the wife was!
So give it a go...and it won't be long before you, too, can have a bigger penis! *

pmsl
Still searching for that elusive Bi male I take it lol

19 May 2006

erm not sure if I should post this as i would hate to see the NHS flooded woth male SHers, buuuuuut,
actually, there is :shock:
Some years back a friend of mine had trouble with his waterworks, I wont go into details coz A its boring, and B Iâ€™ve just had me tea,
anyway to cure his toiletry ailments, he had to have a very minor opp, under local, and he said he didn't feel a thing.
upshot was, not only did the opp cure the peeing problem, but his dick grew 2 inches :shock:
apparently there is a small muscle that somehow is attached to the top of the todger that gets snipped during this opp, which allows the said todger to, 'slip out a bit more' as it were dunno

bit like a turtles neck i suppose.
I met a very charming and sexy nurse recently who happens to work in the urinary dpt at the local hospital, during conversation I mentioned this to her and she assured me it was true, seems a lot of porn stars have this done?
caveat emptor methinks.

20 May 2006

just go out with a small woman then your pick will look big she will have a small pussy you will look like you have a big dick you may have to work the hight thing but l think you will get round that some way :violin: