Can things get much worse?
So you now have to be numerate to post.
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Yep it's definately me in here... Coat ... Coat.. . coat.. coat........ ooops forgot me keys.. coat ....car.... keys... right I'm on my way... Ummm directions... yeah ..fcuk it I'll guess.....!!!! i'm a comin' :smoke: damn that was good.... 
Sex God
9. do women like cut or not penisisisisisisisis?
10. I'm fed up of trolling the trolls
11. when will anyone PM me?
12. WHEN will ANYONE pm me? :cry:
13. FFS
too many people PMed me!
oh and addd numbers 1 to 6 to my complaint list too.
Gem. x
10. I'm fed up of trolling the trolls
11. when will anyone PM me?
12. WHEN will ANYONE pm me? :cry:
13. FFS
too many people PMed me!oh and addd numbers 1 to 6 to my complaint list too.
Gem. x
Sex God
15. I've been told it's not an instant shag site by several members.... How do I get my 50 quid back? (tm neilinleeds over the phone! ;) )
Gem. x
Gem. x
Quote by PoloLady
Well if I put in ..............
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3
4
5
6
Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit
And rather than sitting in despair – we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
:lol: :lol:But some like rejection, it's the only reason to live. The proof that life goes on, the only reply recieved.
Warming the Bed
Quote by PoloLady
:shock:
We can't leave it at 13 - that's bad luck! These poor sods are having enough bad luck
.....please stop...the problem is getting far too big....the problem I have is that all 13 reasons so far cited apply to me, not only singularly but also collectively....this means that I have to calculate my reasons for failure by two distinct and different methods of analysis..
namely:
1.Permutation
2.Combination
With permutation I have had to calculate my failure rate using the traditional formula of
P (n,r) = n!/(n-r)! where "!" indicates 'factorial'
and using integers 1-13 inclusive gives rise to a very large number....try it
Even worse with Combinations, this is calculated usingthe formula
C(n,r) = n!/r!(n-r)! again where "!" indicates 'factorial'
....oh, and of course n,r means 'r' number of things chosen from 'n' things
...so by increasing the number of reasons to greater than 13 increases the derived quantities significantly, but worse than that it takes me so much longer to calculate the reasons for failure....so I haven't anytime to reply to ads....can you see where I am going....an ever increasing tendency with 'infinity' looming ever larger in front of me....a bit like the 'wooslam bird' eventually disappearing up my own (...and of course if I did this then I wouldn't actually need a shag any longer)
....so it would actually be much easier if you could reduce it to a single integer, namely:
1. I can't get a shag
and the official SH response being:
'F**k off loser'
that way I could apply to so many more adverts in an evening...and perhaps in a year claim a record at the number of refusals....
:silly: :silly:
17. I'm fed up of getting cock shots!
groan!
Ladies, ladies, ladies... oh I don't know... :roll: some guys will send you cock shots no matter what, probably more so when you don't want to get them... it happens, hit the delete button and live with it. It's the nature of the beast - specially of the SH beast - but please no more threads like that!!! pretty please!!
you sound as bad as the "why don't I get any replies" brigade!!
groan!
Ladies, ladies, ladies... oh I don't know... :roll: some guys will send you cock shots no matter what, probably more so when you don't want to get them... it happens, hit the delete button and live with it. It's the nature of the beast - specially of the SH beast - but please no more threads like that!!! pretty please!!
you sound as bad as the "why don't I get any replies" brigade!!
Sex God
Quote by awol
17. I'm fed up of getting cock shots!
groan!
Ladies, ladies, ladies... oh I don't know... :roll: some guys will send you cock shots no matter what, probably more so when you don't want to get them... it happens, hit the delete button and live with it. It's the nature of the beast - specially of the SH beast - but please no more threads like that!!! pretty please!!
you sound as bad as the "why don't I get any replies" brigade!!
The thing is the people who normally send cock shots have the ugliest appendage you've ever set yer eyes on and yet they think it's the best thing ever........ theyre sooooo damn proud of it! :scared: Thats the groan factor!
3inches of manhood (or lack of) never looks fantastic in a picture!
Complaint Number 18. I'm bored
19. I hate christmas
20. I've spent way too long wrapping presents that I'll never get around to giving to people
21. The radio station i normally listen to is playing nonstop christmas shite
22. I don't want to get shagged cos I have too much to do! :shock: :cry:
23. Bahhhhhhhh Humbug!
:twisted: 
Sex God
Quote by Risenphoenix
:shock:
We can't leave it at 13 - that's bad luck! These poor sods are having enough bad luck
.....please stop...the problem is getting far too big....the problem I have is that all 13 reasons so far cited apply to me, not only singularly but also collectively....this means that I have to calculate my reasons for failure by two distinct and different methods of analysis..
namely:
1.Permutation
2.Combination
With permutation I have had to calculate my failure rate using the traditional formula of
P (n,r) = n!/(n-r)! where "!" indicates 'factorial'
and using integers 1-13 inclusive gives rise to a very large number....try it
Even worse with Combinations, this is calculated usingthe formula
C(n,r) = n!/r!(n-r)! again where "!" indicates 'factorial'
....oh, and of course n,r means 'r' number of things chosen from 'n' things
...so by increasing the number of reasons to greater than 13 increases the derived quantities significantly, but worse than that it takes me so much longer to calculate the reasons for failure....so I haven't anytime to reply to ads....can you see where I am going....an ever increasing tendency with 'infinity' looming ever larger in front of me....a bit like the 'wooslam bird' eventually disappearing up my own (...and of course if I did this then I wouldn't actually need a shag any longer)
....so it would actually be much easier if you could reduce it to a single integer, namely:
1. I can't get a shag
and the official SH response being:
'F**k off loser'
that way I could apply to so many more adverts in an evening...and perhaps in a year claim a record at the number of refusals....
:silly: :silly:
:laughabove: when I took the time to read that its actually quite funny! Or maybe I'm just in a weird mood today.
:lol:Sooooo.....What number are we up to???
24. I'm too busy working on mathematical formulae to get a shag
25. I'm too busy trying to find and plug in my webcam to get shagged
26. I'm too busy complaining about the complainers complaining to get shagged
27. I'm cold and can't be bothered to take my clothes off.
28. Is 2 bizi wrkin out txt spk msgs 2 hav bin fukd
<sniff> Im so badly done to
I think I might flounce! ;) :lol:Gem. x
Sexpert
looking for a 3sum belinda me to are you a bifem by any chance? do you fancy ffm lol
1 -I'm too busy working to shag
2 - I'm too busy working to check my mail
3 - I'm too busy working to send any messgaes
4 - I'm not into dogging/everyone else lives too far away
5 - I'm too busy working to arrange a meet
6 - I'm too busy perving this site.....I mean working, to do anything else
I think that just about covers it all :giggle:
2 - I'm too busy working to check my mail
3 - I'm too busy working to send any messgaes
4 - I'm not into dogging/everyone else lives too far away
5 - I'm too busy working to arrange a meet
6 - I'm too busy perving this site.....I mean working, to do anything else
I think that just about covers it all :giggle:
