Can't get a shag?

17 Dec 2005

If you are just about to post a thread for any of the following reasons:
1 - I can't get a shag
2 - Nobody has replied to my photo ad
3 - Nobody replies back when I reply to their ad
4 - I don't have any luck with photo ads/LMU/dogging
5 - I haven't managed to arrange a meet yet and I was expecting to have had a 3some by now
6 - This site is pants - nobody will fuck me
This thread will save you the time - you can quickly voice your complaint here by selecting the appropriate complaint number (1-6).
Yes that's right - all you need to do is type the appropriate number (that's just a single key), press submit and we will know instantly what your complaint is.
and the rest of us can just ignore it lol

17 Dec 2005

:thumbup:
Mal
wink

17 Dec 2005

Quote by Mal
:thumbup:
Mal

Sorry Mal - were the instructions not clear enough - you failed to enter your complaint code lol

17 Dec 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You crack me up girl.
I'll put down for Number 5. I've been looking for a threesome for five minutes and am most disappointed at my lack of success. I'm sorry? I have to PM people first? Damn. I thought just being here was enough.......... :cry:

17 Dec 2005

1,2,3,4,5,6, :twisted:
I tell fibs lolol
DD wink

17 Dec 2005

8 - eight.
too many people not enough time lol

7 - is whoops wrong thread....

17 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
:thumbup:
Mal

Sorry Mal - were the instructions not clear enough - you failed to enter your complaint code lol

No complaint from me, PL :lol:
Mal
:wink:

17 Dec 2005

all of the above rolleyes

:thumbup:

17 Dec 2005

1
2
3
4
5
6
:shock: :shock:

17 Dec 2005

7 - All of the above!
wink

17 Dec 2005

None of the above, the site has been very successful for me...thats when i don't mention my local club lol

:lol:
shaz x

17 Dec 2005

1.

17 Dec 2005

Pololady
Could you edit your original post to include an option for
Spammed all the females with a pic of my cock and noones replied yet?

17 Dec 2005

6 :cry:

17 Dec 2005

:cry: 6

17 Dec 2005

1-6 + thinkig of the NEXT 6.
deiz wink

17 Dec 2005

Well if I put in ..............
1
2
3
4
5
6
Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit confused

17 Dec 2005

Quote by MandH
Well if I put in ..............
1
2
3
4
5
6
Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit

And rather than sitting in despair â€“ we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Dec 2005

can we have a number 7 for the 'i'll meet you somewhere then didnt bother to show up' category .... thanks to all those who have arranged a meet and we have waited for them NOT to turn up!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

17 Dec 2005

Well I get e-mailed by ladies on here and when I reply I don't get any response.
I'm not grumbling mind rolleyes

. Some things just ain't that special.

17 Dec 2005

Quote by westerross
Well I get e-mailed by ladies on here and when I reply I don't get any response.
I'm not grumbling mind . Some things just ain't that special.

Awwww - don't put yourself down hun :therethere:
lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
And rather than sitting in despair â€“ we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
:lol: :lol:

With you there hun :grin:

17 Dec 2005

no complaints here.....just popped in to say, this is yet another example of pololady's expertise in threading...................brilliant !!!
And................... if any lady's have no 6 as a complaint, im happy to get my pants off.
Im going now, as ive embarrased myself. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock: :shock:

18 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Well I get e-mailed by ladies on here and when I reply I don't get any response.
I'm not grumbling mind . Some things just ain't that special.

Awwww - don't put yourself down hun :therethere:
lol

:lol: :lol:
'Sawright I don't. God I was pissed by half past eight last night :shock: The otiose things ya say when yer pissed. :lol:

18 Dec 2005

lol i havent been spamed yet by anyone wanting me to see there cock....which is agood thing
where is the women that want to SPAM me lol.....
polo brill post hun
MikeC

18 Dec 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
love it :thumbup:

18 Dec 2005

all of t he above, a pretty reasonable guy trying to meet up with likeminded peeps and get no joy, don't know why
:cry:

18 Dec 2005

Quote by vauxy9
all of t he above, a pretty reasonable guy trying to meet up with likeminded peeps and get no joy, don't know why
:cry:

Because you obviously can't follow simple instructions rolleyes

- SELECT THE BLOODY NUMBERS! mad

18 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
all of t he above, a pretty reasonable guy trying to meet up with likeminded peeps and get no joy, don't know why
:cry:

Because you obviously can't follow simple instructions rolleyes

- SELECT THE BLOODY NUMBERS! mad

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :laughabove:

18 Dec 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
And................... if any lady's have no 6 as a complaint, im happy to get my pants off

we know rolleyes

:roll: