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Unknown User
My friend spotted this in a hedge near where she lives and thought it made a good pic.
Dirtygirly
Sex God
You'd better make this years' valentines is better than your effort last year, that doesn't even impress the birds!! rolleyes
:mrgreen:
Unknown User
If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise..............
Unknown User
Quote by The_third_man
My friend spotted this in a hedge near where she lives and thought it made a good pic.

I'm guessing that who ever brought this wont be giving to the person it was intended for, the mind boggles as to why though rolleyes wink lol
Unknown User
On reflection Poo decided declaring his love for Eeyore was unwise even for a bear of very little brain.
Resonance
Sex God
Historians are yet to be convinced by the lobbyists evidence that Henry VIII had a seventh wife.
Unknown User
I lost my head to my Darling Valentine.
lp
Unknown User
I olny asked if her if she minded dirtygirl joining us?!!?
Unknown User
due to the misery of the credit crunch....cupid had grow disillusioned with his job!
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
Eventually he came to realise that she really wasn't that keen
desert229_dave
Warming the Bed
Quote by Truescorpio
'If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big suprise
That guy from Sleepy Hollow got bored and
you wont believe your eyes!
Coz every bear and all those related
Appear to have been decapitated
Todays the day the teddy bears heads are oooooon sticks!'

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Just because her birthday is 14th Feb doesn't mean he can get away with only ONE present!
Woohoo
Mod
All special branch Teddy's have been recalled due to a parts failure lol
Unknown User
Lol Sassy
Unknown User
i only give good head
Unknown User
Next time I'll call the bear "Teddy" and not "Salman Rushdie" !
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
I am a little teddy
sitting in a tree
nobody love me
but I love thee
Missy
Sex God
Howard-Head, the bear from Sellarfield was cross because his cousin Brenda-Body wouldn't help wipe his 'been to London black snot' nose confused
Unknown User
dear valentine....i lost my head over you xxx
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by Teddy bear
"Heads Shoulders Knees & Toes,
Kness and Toes
Hea... Oh shit :scared: where is it :uhoh:"
Unknown User
are we still on the same picture?
can we have another decapitation please?
lp
Unknown User
in that case I look forward to some others:
'his arse from his elbow'
'hind leg off a donkey'
'his Goering from hid Gaunty'
lp
Unknown User
lol random
mancunian
Sex God
Hell that was close, said she'd rip of my bollooooooh noooooooooo!
Unknown User
"I checked for breaths with a mirror just in case"
stevesms
Master of Sex
He said he was only popping out for some cigarettes.
mancunian
Sex God
Should have known better that mock Dirty Girlies dog biscuit jar. rotflmao
Unknown User
Paddington lost his head when couldn't find his marmalade
Bambi
Sex God
" I only said blow the bleeding doors off "
Mistress_39
Casanova
When she said "Get stuffed" on Valentines Day, Teddy sadly took her at her word.......