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Postie and Happy Cats prepare for their X Factor audition
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Stop press!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we have learnt today that a long forgoten tribe of oriental pigmys has been found on a tiny island somwhere of the coast of china!!!!!! biggrin
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I read this as "New low fat Marms"! - I wondered if it was his next munch outfit. lol
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I read this as "New low fat Marms"! - I wondered if it was his next munch outfit. lol
You know I notied them and started to wonder how I could modify my large white Y-fronts...
biggrin :D :D :D
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I read this as "New low fat Marms"! - I wondered if it was his next munch outfit. lol
You know I notied them and started to wonder how I could modify my large white Y-fronts...
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some extra wide targa pants (or whatever they're called) and a watermellon should do the trick
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Cannon & Ball try a new way to get back on British Telly through the new Channel 5 version of X Factor. :eeek:
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The girl on the right looks like she's rather enjoying it...........unlike the bloke in the middle lol
send the entire england football team on it
they enjoy being shafted
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send the entire england football team on it
they enjoy being shafted

so do we it seems... but only by a certain swedish bloke
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PLEASE don't make us watch the next series of Big Brother! ! We'll do ANYTHING!

The Addams family now regret looking after the dog from next door.
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Rover had missed dog school on 'don't bite the hand that feeds you' day
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I can taste my spleen!!!!
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The Addams family now regret looking after the dog from next door.

Tastes like chicken!
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Just thought i would give you a hand cooking my tea smile

New Meaty Chum - now available in a handy sized portion!

I would
go and pick the one with the wobbly wheel!
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She was winning the trolley race by a good length and a half when she realised it didn't have any brakes.
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The prize was one trolley full of groceries. They didn't say how big the trolley had to be!
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Aarghhh! Where's the bodyshell gone? I knew the warranty on these new Lada's wasn't worth the paper it was printed on!
1] - sorry, had to pick a make
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the slogan: "Portaprison - keeps your inmates secure while on the move"
That enough yet???
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What do you mean "don't bite the hand that feeds you"? What else was I supposed to do with it?
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Must remember 'Woof Woof, not 'Boom Boom'

I love this one... hillarious!
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I love this one... hillarious!
Thank you, thank you.... you've been a wonderful audience, gooodnight!
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Eric, the giant sand penis, was delighted with his new 'hippie hat'
Well you advertised for VVWE..deal with it rolleyes :roll:
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Well you advertised for VVWE..deal with it rolleyes :roll:

You didn't stipulate a minimum height!! For a centimetre tall guy I am VVWE :smug:
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