send the entire england football team on it
they enjoy being shafted
The Addams family now regret looking after the dog from next door.
New Meaty Chum - now available in a handy sized portion!
I would go and pick the one with the wobbly wheel!
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She was winning the trolley race by a good length and a half when she realised it didn't have any brakes.
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The prize was one trolley full of groceries. They didn't say how big the trolley had to be!
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Aarghhh! Where's the bodyshell gone? I knew the warranty on these new Lada's wasn't worth the paper it was printed on!
1] - sorry, had to pick a make
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the slogan: "Portaprison - keeps your inmates secure while on the move"
That enough yet???
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