Caption competition

28 May 2005

Weird, it looks to me like a one eyed, decapitated duck??????

28 May 2005

whilst scalling up the wall fred becomes scared of heights

28 May 2005

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28 May 2005

Jim was proud to boast ownership of the worlds largest stone cock

28 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69

in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia on the trail of the lonesome pine............

28 May 2005

Kevin was beginning to think that his agent hadn't been so
clever getting him the new Solvite advert .

28 May 2005

jim had always dreamed of a hair cut............... but nobody wanted to get their teeth into him

28 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs

Gimli's new insurance job proved fruitfull

28 May 2005

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28 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs

jim had always dreamed of a hair cut............... but nobody wanted to get their teeth into him

His suit was nice, but hirsute was better!

28 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs

Chewbacca decided it was best to wear a suit for the court case. He was sure he could come up with a good reason why those Ewoks were in his bedroom and why he was wearing Leia's slave costume.

28 May 2005

Bert soon found out the disadvantages of the new miracle hair restorer.

29 May 2005

I know my parents told me masterbation gave you hairy palms, but they never said anything about oral confused

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29 May 2005

I could never take Fred dancing as Fred'd'stare at people wanting to ginger him up

29 May 2005

I know they say shit sticks but this is rediculous.

29 May 2005

Chewbacca thought he looked good as he checked himself in the mirror for the liea n Luke case

30 May 2005

Just to demonstrate men were from Mars, Dave brought some with him to Venus.

30 May 2005

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Jackson's team called yet another celebrity witness

30 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs

Following Episode 3, Chewy decided to follow Arnie's example and run for governor

30 May 2005

Love TallnHairy's and 's on page 1 and Katien'n'John and Dino on p2. Here's mine for the rock:
"I was just trying to find some shade but the damn sun moved"
and the hairy one:
"Grows hair back fast, they said. Gives you back your youth, they said. Does what it says on the bottle, it said,"

30 May 2005

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30 May 2005

after having the "balls" to scurry down the rock, james feels the need to impress shelly his new girlfriend by proving hes the worlds strongest man

30 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs

large rock drags little man through village

30 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs

Grumble, moan, "Get out in the Garden" she says, "Mow the lawn" she says ............
"Build a feckin rockery" she says ............ I'll give her a feckin rockery

30 May 2005

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30 May 2005

Quote by awol

Man with haemorrhoid problem wishes he'd seeked medical advice a little earlier.
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

30 May 2005

John and Katiens new garden water feature was a big hit with the neighbours

30 May 2005

He had read about female ejaculation and was now determined to throw himself bodily into experiencing it.