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Quote by bailiffs

Jon had made progress from his earlier saga of moving the large rock
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Quote by Silk and Big G

During his baptismal rebirth, Roger realised the tide had gone out
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after james failed atempt to impress his missus he decides one half his size may may get him a ride
john45_sw_uk
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Quote by Silk and Big G
John and Katiens new garden water feature was a big hit with the neighbours

Oi............... WTF are u lot doing in my garden? .................... now naf orf before I set the dogs on ya. mad :x :x :x
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by bailiffs

Erm, ere mate............... oi you............. yes u with the rock, give you a fiver for it? .......... what? ................. come back here I need it to finish my rockery evil :boxing: :taz: :sparring: duel :kick:
V__Max
Warming the Bed

God........I know they said mumps after you were 30 was bad, but this is taking the piss!!!!!!!!!!
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biggrin GETTIN' SHIT FACED!!!
V__Max
Warming the Bed
Quote by Katien_n_John
John and Katiens new garden water feature was a big hit with the neighbours

Man invents worlds first invisible ladder.
breezer
Sexpert

Why oh why did she dump me? She was the love of my life. I can't live any longer, I think I'll just stand here and wait for this rock to fall on me and end the misery. :cry:
OR
(you know the massive sphynx in Egypt with most of the nose missing?)
They'll never find it here! I'll just push it a bit further up the hill.
Calista
Sex God

After catching his cock in his zip, Bert realised the swelling had become excessive.
Calista
Sex God

It was only after stepping off the edge that John realised he'd not attached the bungy rope.