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Caught by the window cleaner !

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15 Aug 2005

He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
:lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:
Have u ever been caught ?

supersaintmattyman

Warming the Bed

15 Aug 2005

once in the grounds of an old castle in sweden, me and my gf were at it when a woman walking her dog discovered us!! rather embarrassing!! it was late at night so we were as surprised to see her as she was to see us!!!

15 Aug 2005

Lucky window cleaner lol but i think thats a perk of the job for them wink

wink

bet it wasnt the 1st time he saw some1 at it lol
Goodtimez

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

Yeah, I got caught by the window cleaner when I was about 18, in bed with my boyfriend in the middle of the day when we were supposed to be at college rolleyes

rolleyes

... He just smirked as I got up and glared at him through the window as I closed the curtains. He never said anything to me, but he probably wouldn't have done anyway as he was scared of the dog that I used to let out to chase after him lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

Orgasminator

15 Aug 2005

damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun. lol

lol

15 Aug 2005

Quote by easyease
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun.

He wasn't up a ladder :lol:

Orgasminator

15 Aug 2005

bet there aint much call for a window cleaner without a ladder did your fella not say anything to him?

15 Aug 2005

Quote by easyease
bet there aint much call for a window cleaner without a ladder did your fella not say anything to him?

Like what ? Hello ?

Orgasminator

15 Aug 2005

heh i bet youll have the shiniest windows on your street from now on.........

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

Quote by blonde
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
:lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:

Tell you what though.... if you don't get a discount after that......I'd complain!!!! smile

smile

15 Aug 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
:lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:

Tell you what though.... if you don't get a discount after that......I'd complain!!!! smile

smile

lol........... if he knocks on the door for the money .............. I am not even gonna answer it
:lol: I wanna die .........lol lol lol

Master of Sex

15 Aug 2005

Bet you daren't wink at him when he does knock at the door Blonde!! wink

wink

lolol

naughtynymphos1

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

yeah by my sister with a couple in my bed room, forgot to lock the door b4 we went up lol

15 Aug 2005

Yep, been caught by the window cleaner.
But I was walking out the bathroom after having a shower, stark naked, to go into my bedroom to get dressed when I looked up and saw the window cleaner staring straight at me through the upstairs window :shock: redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
The Laird thought it was hysterical...... confused

confused

Fee
XX

15 Aug 2005

Quote by blonde
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun.

He wasn't up a ladder :lol:

thank god he wasnt up the ladder he wud have fallen at the sight hehe

15 Aug 2005

Alleyson ............ I wont wink at him coz I am not going to answer the door
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ? :kiss:
Ladyfeebee ................... Yep Steve laughed too !!! Must be a man thing ? :kiss:
a.k.a._Wagon_wheels .................It took him 5 mins to clean the upstairs windows ..... Steve went back to work ................. it then took the window cleaner 30 mins to clean the downstairs windows !! ......... do u think he was waiting for me to offer him a cuppa ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun.

He wasn't up a ladder :lol:

thank god he wasnt up the ladder he wud have fallen at the sight hehe
Too bloody right... I bet he would have claimed compensation as well.... could he put that down as "occupational hazards".....
Well i hope you put on a good show for him..... maybe the downstairs took so long as he was expecting an encore........ smile

smile

:) :) :)

naughtynymphos1

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

Quote by blonde
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ?

u know i am :grin:

15 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ?

u know i am :grin:
Yep ......... 2 shy girls together ? nice thought :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Aug 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
Well i hope you put on a good show for him..... maybe the downstairs took so long as he was expecting an encore........ :) :) :)

I doubt it ........... Steve went back to work as soon as the window cleaner turned up !!!
Left me blushing and alone.......
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sexlightened

15 Aug 2005

We once got caught shagging on the baclony of our room when on holiday in Tunisia. It was during the day and everyone,or so we thought was out enjoying the sun. We went back to the nice air condidtioned room to cool off. Well being on holiday and horny things happened hump

hump

and we moved out onto the balcony, checking first that no one could see. During the heat of the moment I looked up only to see 'Granny' looking down from a balcony two floors up!!! :shock:
We moved back indoors and shortly got a phonecall from reception that nudity on the balconies was not allowed. :small-print:
10 mins later there was a knock at the door and there was the hotel rep and hotel manager. We had two choices, pack and leave the hotel and get a flight home, or move to another hotel!! wave

wave

Turns out there was no flights home for another 3 day days so we had to pack and they found us another hotel. Which we had to pay extra for.
Was so embarrasing carrying our luggage through recpetion mid-week, when no-one was due to leave or arrive. redface

redface

We then had to face the same people on the flight home at the end of the holiday but nothing was mentioned.
The hard thing was trying to explain to friends and family why the hotel in the holiday snaps suddenly changed. We made some story up about the bathroom not being suitable or something and they believed us. :bs:
But the friends we did tell the story to, now refer to it as the Romeo & Juliet holiday!!!
surprised

surprised

ops:
Still we look back and laugh about it now................LOL :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
xx

Master of Sex

15 Aug 2005

Quote by blonde
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
:lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:
Have u ever been caught ?

Can I b yr wndw clnr plse, jst lkng wld mke me hppy
:lol: cool

cool

surprised

ops: :P

smile

biggrin

:happy:

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

not been caught in action but have caught my housemates girlfriend walking into the bathroom starkers, not an unpleasent site in the slightest silly

silly

hwoar: :rascal:

Sex God

15 Aug 2005

Id of loved to see ur face blonde.... :roflmao:
I nearly got caught once, by my mum... Was a very drunken boxing nite... been out got totally plastered on of all things.... diamond white!!!!
Went home, my fella was staying... We got to it.... didn't get far... woke up to my mums footsteps on the stairs.... there he was bollock naked crashed out on top of me!!!!
Never moved so fast im my life.... LOL

15 Aug 2005

Lilmiss ..................... I am still blushing

15 Aug 2005

tonmar01 that is so so so funny
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Aug 2005

Quote by O. K.
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
:lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:
Have u ever been caught ?

Can I b yr wndw clnr plse, jst lkng wld mke me hppy
:lol: cool

cool

surprised

ops: :P

smile

biggrin

:happy:
Babe .................... what ? ................. I cant read it !!!! :rotflmao:

15 Aug 2005

Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner? sad

sad

15 Aug 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner?

Babe, we now have a vacancy for a new Window cleaner how can I face him again ?
Sam aka Miss Beetroot !!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Aug 2005

Quote by blonde
Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner?

Babe, we now have a vacancy for a new Window cleaner how can I face him again ?
Sam aka Miss Beetroot !!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
In that case, consider this my application form! :P
Name: MadAtGravity
Age:22
Location:Who cares, I have a car!
Skills: Excellent at cleaning windows, and very observant :twisted:
Why do you feel you would be good at this job?:Because you would have the cleanest windows in the world (well, maybe just the one window)
wink

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