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Having not bothered to read the Verification thread I feel compelled to insist on a Certification for the Cafe
All members who are insane, bonkers or away with the fairies should have to add an emocion to the end of their sig
eg
Dawn Mids :shock:
Sgt Bilko :shock:
This would enable others of a sane or nervous dispositio to avoid their posts
therefore
Easy :shock: ( officially certified by warwick )
So feel free to add your name or anyone elses to the certified list and await approval to use officially certified in your sig lol
MQ :shock:
Nutty as squirrel shit I am!!!
I talk mostly bollox, does that mean I can be certified?
Pretty please?
MQ :shock: ( officially certified by warwick)
zootle :shock: ( officially certified by warwick )
excellent guys now add to sig lol
Excellent!!!! (in a Mr Burns voice)
Surely I don't need to ask.... surely I get a :shock: awarded anyway, without even asking..... The whole world knows I'm as loopy as a bog brush :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sexysteph :shock: (officially certified by warwick )
3 biscuit tin inhabitants already
I can verify your complete nutty as a FRUITCAKE-ness lol :lol:
Bluexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock: ( officialy certified by warwick )
Flirty Fruitloop :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
Jeez of course you two didnt need to ask lol
barmy as they come :lol:
Quote by MQ
I can verify your complete nutty as a FRUITCAKE-ness lol :lol:

OO - I feel so - VERIFIED now - why thank you there kind Miss MQ!x
Are we allowed to talk to those who are uncertified?
Quote by warwick
Bluexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock: ( officialy certified by warwick )
Flirty Fruitloop :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
Jeez of course you two didnt need to ask lol
barmy as they come :lol:

VERIFIED and CERTIFIED - now all I need is to be SATISFIED! :shock:
Of couse zootle lol
Its for their benefit so they can avoid our inane drivel
and leave us chuntering away in the corner without being exposed to our bollox :lol:
well they wont let me out of the ward unless i carry my certificate with me, just in case..... :silly:
I also could not be bothered to read the Verification thread.
Anyone who proffesses to be mad is not.
Yours, totally sanely,
Vix :shock:
Quote by MQ
I can verify your complete nutty as a FRUITCAKE-ness lol :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
right i am off............ bolt
This is why I am doing the certifying Vix because as everyone knows I am incontrevertably the most sane person on here
Vix :shock: (officially certified by warwick )
whether you like it or not wink
i certification warwick.. :shock: ....................for bring this total insane post rotflmao
or somthing like that confused
One thing I can say to that honey
Debbiewebbs :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
actually debbs I think you get gold(fish?) membership and a loyalty card lol
Woooo hoooooo, I'm CERTIFIED! :bounce:
Blue xxx :shock:
Who do I need to sleep with to get certified around here?
Fish wibble hat sprong?
wibble lol
wildwilly :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
flibble tzlicky zicky lacky back at you willywild wink
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One thing I can say to that honey
Debbiewebbs :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
actually debbs I think you get gold(fish?) membership and a loyalty card lol

ooooooo i am not worthy
Quote by wildwilly
Who do I need to sleep with to get certified around here?
Fish wibble hat sprong?

You have to shag Warwick..... :giggle: .... well, no, you just have to have the intent to shag Warwick.... or maybe you just have to be sociable with Wawick...... or maybe.......
Oh sod it..... if Wawick says you're certifiable, then you are.....
Blue xxx :shock:
Hum... in edit... that was quick... I only had tie to write the post and the certification was done anyway :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by bluexxx
Who do I need to sleep with to get certified around here?
Fish wibble hat sprong?

You have to shag Warwick..... :giggle: .... well, no, you just have to have the intent to shag Warwick.... or maybe you just have to be sociable with Wawick...... or maybe.......
Oh sod it..... if Wawick says you're certifiable, then you are.....
Blue xxx :shock:
now spit it out there blue rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is this an officially certified certification by a truly certified certifier??ffs
officially certified wibbler
Quote by Debbiewebs
Who do I need to sleep with to get certified around here?
Fish wibble hat sprong?

You have to shag Warwick..... :giggle: .... well, no, you just have to have the intent to shag Warwick.... or maybe you just have to be sociable with Wawick...... or maybe.......
Oh sod it..... if Wawick says you're certifiable, then you are.....
Blue xxx :shock:
now spit it out there blue rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can't, I always swallow, sorry :rude: lol
You just have to keep bringing sex into it
jeez anyone would think this was an adult forum mad rolleyes lol
i like to think i spend alot of time chattin shit,,do i qualify??