Just thought I'd let everybody know that I've changed my username to something a bit less crap.
After much deliberation (well about ten minutes, but I couldn't think of anything better) I've decided to become Deviated Prevert, it might not be great, but it's about the best I can do and as I seem to have developed a bit of a Dr. Strangelove theme to my forum persona I figured it was appropriate.
I did briefly consider Merkwurdichliebe but decided no on two grounds:
a) It's simply too obscure a reference
b) I can't remember how to spell it
Many thanks once again to Mark for sorting it all out for me.