Hi all,
I'd like to christen my first post on the site by arranging a "cheridee" space-stalking event at a prominent UK location. Entry is, of course free however, entrants will be asked bring their own freezer-boxes with a selection of space-entry devices which will be categorised by the judges prior to competing.
Category 1 will be for newcomers and gerbil-owners.
Category 2 will be for more experience 'orange-bib' wearing entrants to whom the odd carrot or even cucumber-sized space-entry device are not to be winced at :shock: .
Category 3 will be for pro's and those of a seriously problematic childhood. These entrants will be chosen by the judges out of sheer pity as their chosen space-missile will be truly eye-watering in proportion :scared: .
I hope to get a great response and (fingers crossed) Norris McWhirter may even make a surprise visit with the cast of Blue-Peter to film the event and put Space-Stalking on the World-Record breaking map. Who knows, in 2008 the UK may even be the first Olympic host to accept this up and coming sport.
Post your entry details here if you wanna be a eye-wateriing, sphincter-twitching, freezer-filling, space-stalking, RECORD-BREAKER !!!!!!!! :thumbup:
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I'm assuming it's something to do with building your own rockets and firing them off into the sky..... but I completely fail to see the connection between that and swinging :confused: 
Do you need a map metallic? I have a feeling you may be lost :shock:
Do you need a map metallic? I have a feeling you may be lost :shock:
Sex God
It certainly would be a suprise if Norris McWhirter turned up - hasn't he been dead for years? :shock:
I'm clueless also
I'm clueless also
Without wishing to be to graphic, it involves taking ones 'stool' (or that belonging to another party) and freezing it before engaging in some bottom-fun once solidified.
A good game to introduce to the family when your grand-parents are over at crimbo or perhaps at the local church fete i think you'll agree. Not that I've tried it I hasten to add.
A good game to introduce to the family when your grand-parents are over at crimbo or perhaps at the local church fete i think you'll agree. Not that I've tried it I hasten to add.
Sex God
Well its a new one on me.........
I just can't see mrs davej making room in the freezer alongside the fish pie though.
So perhaps I will give this a miss.
I just can't see mrs davej making room in the freezer alongside the fish pie though.
So perhaps I will give this a miss.
Quote by metallic
Without wishing to be to graphic, it involves taking ones 'stool' (or that belonging to another party) and freezing it before engaging in some bottom-fun once solidified.
A good game to introduce to the family when your grand-parents are over at crimbo or perhaps at the local church fete i think you'll agree. Not that I've tried it I hasten to add.
:shock: :shock: :shock: I'm still none the wiser but if it's what I think you mean then that's really disgusting.....
I think I'm pretty open minded but anything to do with shit or pee is gross in my humble opinion.....
Sex God
:shock: :shock: OMG that's totally gross. What on earth makes you think that any of us would want to do that? 
Sex God
Agreed, Steve....YUK!!!
Sex God
Wouldnt it be improved by inserting wooden lolly sticks whilst the offending articles were still 'pliable' . Then you could cut out the middle man and simply sell the resulting poopsicles for cash to go to the lucky charity involved. Where theres muck theres brass.
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Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I just can't see mrs davej making room in the freezer alongside the fish pie though.
So perhaps I will give this a miss.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Just love your take on life Dave, cracks me up!
I just love life misschief and I love the people that make up its tapestry.
I may struggle to ask Mr whippy to sprinkle some crushed nuts on the next 99 I buy after reading this and getting a packet of frozen profiterole's out of the freezer might never be the same but in general.........life's fun.
Sex God
i am sure i must have got the wrong idea here.. cos to me it sounds like you sh#t.. then someone else freezes it, puts it up their own a##e then re-sh#ts it out??
that CANT be right can it? lol
i am all for recycling but that seems a bit extreme to me!!!!
can i just ask though.. how many times is the s##t re-used before it is classed as "past its best"?
that CANT be right can it? lol
i am all for recycling but that seems a bit extreme to me!!!!
can i just ask though.. how many times is the s##t re-used before it is classed as "past its best"?
Sex God
I think you have to eat dark chocolate and then white chocolate on alternate days for a week before Busty so that the item you are going to freeze comes with its own bar code already on.
mind you I could be wrong.........
mind you I could be wrong.........
Sex God
Sounds like good, clean fun. I've got my stool
but I have a couple of questions....
a) I can't get it into the freezer compartment and
b) who am I supposed to shove it up if I do manage a)?
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but I have a couple of questions....
a) I can't get it into the freezer compartment and
b) who am I supposed to shove it up if I do manage a)?
:? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
foxylady 123:
If you find it entertaining, I'm sure there are plenty of other websites where you can be entertained in a similar fashion. I'd rather not allow stuff like this on here, as I think it will encourage others to post stuff even cruder.
Mike.
Here we go again the great sh censorship board at work!!
This post may be disgusting but its the most entertaining thing ive seen on here for weeks!!
If you find it entertaining, I'm sure there are plenty of other websites where you can be entertained in a similar fashion. I'd rather not allow stuff like this on here, as I think it will encourage others to post stuff even cruder.
Mike.
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