Chat up lines

17 Jul 2004

are you allergic to any non prescription tranqillisers that you know of ?

17 Jul 2004

Db and I kept on bumping in to each other in the village but neither of us would make the first move. I used to breed horses and was in the middle of the foaling season so was in bed one day catching an hour's sleep when I heard a knock on the door. I then heard Db chating with my mum outside. I got up and went outside to see Db there - he said to me.............are you ready for this........................................
I thought one of your horses was poorly cos its laying down in the field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beat that one for a chat up line lol

:lol: :lol:
We later shared a bottle of wine and a pizza and it went on from there :twisted:

17 Jul 2004

Quote by -dean-
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

I like it alot! will add it to my inventory lol!

17 Jul 2004

him: "Have you got a boyfriend?"
me: "no"
him: "Do you want one?"
pretty lame by any standards

17 Jul 2004

hope that wasn't me lol! thats cheesy as feck!

17 Jul 2004

Quote by CG26M
hope that wasn't me lol! thats cheesy as feck!

No, love, yours was along the lines of "got a pic?"
Worked, though!

17 Jul 2004

as i recall you got my pic 1st! i said i'de travell further for the right person! lucky for me it was you!

18 Jul 2004

Have you seen gregisthegod's signature line? Now that's got to be one of the worst!

19 Jul 2004

look below

19 Jul 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Db and I kept on bumping in to each other in the village but neither of us would make the first move. I used to breed horses and was in the middle of the foaling season so was in bed one day catching an hour's sleep when I heard a knock on the door. I then heard Db chating with my mum outside. I got up and went outside to see Db there - he said to me.............are you ready for this........................................
I thought one of your horses was poorly cos its laying down in the field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beat that one for a chat up line :lol: :lol:
We later shared a bottle of wine and a pizza and it went on from there :twisted:

Oiiiiiii !!!! It wasn't because the foal was laying down. It was because of the way it was laying. I really was concerned. But it was just the perfect reason/excuse to call. And anyway, somebody had to do something, I don't think the ladies in the check out queue in Co op could have put up with much more of YOUR outrageous flirting !!!!!
Happy days Sweetie. Hold them dear. I know I do.

20 Jul 2004

Apparently in the original script for Fight Club she says to him:
"I want to have your abortion".
How bad is that?
Rachel
wink

20 Jul 2004

This is not quite a chat up line. A guy who I recently spoke to (not from Swinging Heaven), said that when he was chatting girls up, he used to tell them that when he was a child, he was abused. Apparently, the sympathy f**k routine worked everytime.
How sad it that?

20 Jul 2004

Quote by Lucifer
If I said you had a beautiful body could I come all over your tits and rub it in ??

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

20 Jul 2004

The best/worse one i know of was when a lady is about to buy a drink say....
'can i get them for you'
Works everytime!!!!
Well worked the only time i tried it, mind you, ended up marrying said lady so use with caution

:rotflmao:

20 Jul 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
The best/worse one i know of was when a lady is about to buy a drink say....
'can i get them for you'
Works everytime!!!!
Well worked the only time i tried it, mind you, ended up marrying said lady so use with caution :rotflmao:

This one does work ;)
What he fails to tell you is that he almost choked after he realised the cost of the round I had just ordered LMAO ..... that's the only reason he's used it once ... he's still paying for it :twisted: