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tmann
Sex God
I was at a party, about to get coffee, when my sisters friend ask "Shall I me mother?"
I was tempted, but it would never have worked.
Mark_July
Orgasminator
"buy me a drink and i'll make you breakfast". . . searing pain between my legs!! one and only attempt. . :shock:
Unknown User
was asked yrs ago what type of belly button i had, after looking confused for a second i replied 'a normal indented one, y?' the reply came 'thats good cause ive got a sticky outy one so we will fit together well'
really corny and no it didnt work, he got a groan and a roll of the eyes