Chill out zone

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ.

Quote by touchtonelizzie
Its me the other half of lizzi
thought i'd pop in and add this if this not what gets in here let me know
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
OK just thought it might make someone smile ops:

Quote by westerross
Far too close to home!!! I'm seriously pissed - about to be joined by Mrs TE so look out. Any chance of a massage in the meantime?

Quote by Debbiewebs
Far too close to home!!! I'm seriously pissed - about to be joined by Mrs TE so look out. Any chance of a massage in the meantime?

Quote by KitKat
I am so shitfaced!
And , my employers paid for it all - apart from the zambukas.
Tune,, you were last in here, fancy a shag?
lhk
Kat
and now Kat is going to bed if I can manage to make his chicken legs negotiate the stairs, otherwise it will be the kitchen floor for him :roll: :lol: :lol: Kitxxxxx

Quote by GenHertsCpl
I am so shitfaced!
And , my employers paid for it all - apart from the zambukas.
Tune,, you were last in here, fancy a shag?
lhk
Kat
and now Kat is going to bed if I can manage to make his chicken legs negotiate the stairs, otherwise it will be the kitchen floor for him :roll: :lol: :lol: Kitxxxxx

Quote by KitKat
:smug:
Nope - I made it to my bed last night, although on the way home I did nearly miss my train when I fell asleep lying on a wall at the station! :shock:
I've not been that drunk in a long time! and no hangover for me either. :thumbup:
lhk
Kat

Quote by MrsFC
Ere men !! Anyone with a foot fetish???
I would love to have my feet massaged....

Quote by westerross
Right - this little piggy went to the market town.
This little piggy went down lane one.
This little piggy went down lane two :shock:
This little piggy had roast duck
And these six little piggies went teeheehee all the way home!!
Right turn over I want to do the soles.

Quote by westerross
Right turn over I want to do the soles.

Quote by MrsFC
Right - this little piggy went to the market town.
This little piggy went down lane one.
This little piggy went down lane two :shock:
This little piggy had roast duck
And these six little piggies went teeheehee all the way home!!
Right turn over I want to do the soles.

Quote by Pete_sw
Was sitting here thinking, being a bit of an insomniac, what this place needs is a “chill out zone”,
Somewhere where we can chew the fat about anything that takes our fancy, a bit like the GFZ only open 24/7.
We could do the place up, get some sofas, easy chairs, put in a bar, an open log fire and some fury rugs, sort of log cabin effect. …………… whatdaya think peeps? Maybe somewhere we could fit in a massage area, Jacuzzi / hot tub ……… question is, what to call it, had a few ideas:
The Chill Out Zone
The Lounge Bar
The Sergeants Mess
The Cool Pool………….
Come on peeps, …….. Thinking caps on

Quote by tallnhairy
Think ideas safer out here at moment marms ;)