right this might seem odd....but everywhere i go....people have diffent things on there chips....was only on saturday..when was told by the girl i fancy...that she has garlic on her chips.... :undecided: yuk
i like sait.. vinegar..onion tomato sauce....mmmmm
but the question on my lips is how do u eat yours ????
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Sex God
Interesting. I was talking to a mate who'd broken up with her boyfriend. When I asked if there was any chance of a reconciliation, she said "No, he's pissed on his chips." :shock:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Cheese sprinkled over the top of pile of chips, especially Cheddar or Red Leicester, adds a little flavour to them.
Thats sick!!!!......
How do I eat my chips???? ..... with an Essex girl holding them!!
.... or as KinkyLuton says .......... salt 'n' vinegar and nothing else..... must be a Luton thing.
Sex God
It depends what mood im in
sometimes just vinegar
sometimes vinegar and tomato sauce
sometimes vinegar tomato sauce n mayo
sometimes vinegar n mayo
but on a chip butty vinegar only
sometimes just vinegar
sometimes vinegar and tomato sauce
sometimes vinegar tomato sauce n mayo
sometimes vinegar n mayo
but on a chip butty vinegar only
Quote by Parrot
On a plate with sausage, egg and beans.
HP sauce and as many slices of bread as it takes.
**Sends the lads round to make Mayo users see the error of their ways**
Pah sausage, egg and beans...kids stuff........bring round the boys, we'll soon put em right :P :twisted: :P :shock: ....and show where to pop ya HP sance
Sex God
Mayo on chips? That's damned unpatriotic that is. 
Vinegar, HP sauce, and a big wedge of cheddar on the side.
Oh yes, and they have to be big fat crispy crinkly ones, blanched, then dried, then browned - none o' yer skinny limp pale mushy sorry looking excuses for chips as sold in fish n chip shops oop north where every kind of fish is called "fish".
Southern fish n chip shop:
"Fish please"
"What kind?"
"Cod. And a pie."
"What kind?"
"Steak and kidney."
"Any chips?"
"Two portions please."
"Coming right up."
Northern fish n chip shop:
"Cod please."
"What's that then?"
"It's a fish."
"Well if yer want fish why didn't yer ask fer fookin fish!"
"Sorry. Fish please. And a steak and kidney pie."
"Look pal, it says 'pie' on the menu. Who fookin cares what's in it!"
"Sorry. A fish, a pie, and two portions of chips please."
"You mean a fish supper and a pie supper?"
"It's not supper time."
"It fookin will be by the time I get rid o' thee, yer fookin jessie!"
Vinegar, HP sauce, and a big wedge of cheddar on the side.
Oh yes, and they have to be big fat crispy crinkly ones, blanched, then dried, then browned - none o' yer skinny limp pale mushy sorry looking excuses for chips as sold in fish n chip shops oop north where every kind of fish is called "fish".
Southern fish n chip shop:
"Fish please"
"What kind?"
"Cod. And a pie."
"What kind?"
"Steak and kidney."
"Any chips?"
"Two portions please."
"Coming right up."
Northern fish n chip shop:
"Cod please."
"What's that then?"
"It's a fish."
"Well if yer want fish why didn't yer ask fer fookin fish!"
"Sorry. Fish please. And a steak and kidney pie."
"Look pal, it says 'pie' on the menu. Who fookin cares what's in it!"
"Sorry. A fish, a pie, and two portions of chips please."
"You mean a fish supper and a pie supper?"
"It's not supper time."
"It fookin will be by the time I get rid o' thee, yer fookin jessie!"
Quote by candyfloss
mmmmmmmmm with gravy
Gravy and loads of salt. You can't fall off.
If my chips are with fish then only salt n vinegar will do. Mayo with a burger n chips.
Chips, cheese n garlic is the food of the gods .. yummy! My mum likes it too so that makes me ...... (drum roll please) .... a chip off the old block!!
I thank you!
Sex God
What if you don't like chips?
Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
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Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
xx
Orgasminator
Chips, mushy peas and gravy mmmmmmmm also like a fish with them too sometimes ,but i like salt and vinegar or chip butty :lickface:
Quote by freckledbird
What if you don't like chips?
Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
xx
How about mixing them all together and dropping the lot on the navel depression?
Makes a very handy dipping area for a chip butty. lol
Quote by freckledbird
What if you don't like chips?
Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
xx
You can make tomato sauce or salad cream sarnies, and pretty tasty they are too
Sex God
I feel sick now. And no. I'm not pregnant :shock:
Bev
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Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
What if you don't like chips?
Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
xx
I think this post belongs in the webcam thread. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Mayo on chips? That's damned unpatriotic that is.
Sorry Ice! :scared:
However, it gets worse. I married a man who used to eat chip and lemon curd sandwiches.....I kid you not! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Lemon curd is proof of the existence of God. It goes something like this:
Lemon curd exists, therefore the Devil exists because only a bastard like the Devil would invent lemon curd. If the Devil exists, then there must have been a God to create the heaven that the Devil fell from. Furthermore, God is evil otherwise he wouldn't have created someone capable of inventing lemon curd.
Conclusion: God exists and He's got a warped sense of humour.
PS the same goes for bananas.
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Interesting. I was talking to a mate who'd broken up with her boyfriend. When I asked if there was any chance of a reconciliation, she said "No, he's pissed on his chips." :shock:
You just can't get the intonation right on here. It's a very commonly used Northern saying though that basically means that there's no going back now as everything's ruined. I can't believe you'd never heard it before
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
What if you don't like chips?
Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
xx
I think this post belongs in the webcam thread. :twisted:
Soooooooo you have some ideas for what to do with the above toppings and dips do you, Ice :twisted:
Sex God
I used to know someone who melted Mars Bars over his chips :? :? :? .
I like chips, with salt, in a barm cake. Easily pleased, me
:? :? :? . I like chips, with salt, in a barm cake. Easily pleased, me
Sex God
ooooooo no you melt mars bars over bananas in the microwave.
What's a barm cake - is it the same as a bread roll or bread cake?
Bev
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What's a barm cake - is it the same as a bread roll or bread cake?
Bev
xx
Sex God
I like chips with salt and vinegar as well.
In some of the late night take aways around here you can get chips with melted cheese on the top and garlic mayo, and they're called "sexy chips" :shock: :shock: (Bluddy (tm MISSCHIEF) lovely they are too!)
Chips and gravy are yummy, no matter what some of you southern softies might say :twisted:
Chip muffins are great too (or barm cakes, bread rolls, whatever you call them
)with salt and vinegar
In some of the late night take aways around here you can get chips with melted cheese on the top and garlic mayo, and they're called "sexy chips" :shock: :shock: (Bluddy (tm MISSCHIEF) lovely they are too!)
Chips and gravy are yummy, no matter what some of you southern softies might say :twisted:
Chip muffins are great too (or barm cakes, bread rolls, whatever you call them
)with salt and vinegar 