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Well thats it the very last Bank Holiday for this year, that means christmas is on its way, so it got me thinking I wonder when I will get the first christmas card?, who will announce there party first? what naff presents will I get this year..................now theres a subject........my worst Crimbo present was the obligitory tank top knitted by my Grandma......I should of kept it because as we all know they have come back into the fashion arena...........maybe not the colours I have though!! So I thought that if we did worst and best presents it just might give us Guys and Idea of what not to get and what our partners might want.....(tounge in cheek when I typed that one!!)
1. Worst Christmas Present
2. Best ever Christmas Present
Or even what is your wish list for this christmas?
Now I know this is fairly contravershal (spelt wrong) for some but give it a go!!
worst xmas present...........would be being on your own......
best would be ...........my b'day and getting married in the same xmas week....
lol
Talking about christmas should be banned until at least the 1st of December!!!!! mad :x
Dont talk about Christmas, my kids have already been through the Argos book marking everything they want.
Worst present i ever got was a pair of pink slippers with fur in, one size to big.
Best present, well i'm hoping for a bike this year, that would make me happy.
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As far as i,m concerned it,s still summer, i don,t let anyone mention anything about xmas in our house until at least october
:censored: :smug:
Well being on your own isnt exactly a present but very sad!!
Married and a birthday.......GOD I thought christmas was expensive as it is!!
Quote by sexyann57
As far as i,m concerned it,s still summer, i don,t let anyone mention anything about xmas in our house until at least october
:censored: :smug:

I know what you mean but reality is thats its only 16 weeks away....................No No.........its close than even I thought!! Sexy ann come on, you know its around the corner!!
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Talking about christmas should be banned until at least the 1st of December!!!!! mad :x

1st of december? Sod that , make it december the 21st.... i hate xmas....
going to do what i did last year, get pissed, stay pissed, and ignore the whole thing.
In fact... if i have the house free, i may even have a little party on decemeber the 25th night as all the pubs are closed, the tv is crap and evryone is bored stiff by then....
/scrooge mode
The best present is going to happen this year, and it will be warm, and lots of sunshine. :P :twisted: lol
The worst Christmas I think was when I was young and all my parents ever did was argue, every year. :cry:
I am with postie on this one i hate xmas. Usually switch off about 1st December and switch back on 26th well its footie day isnt it. lol
Quote by rogerthedragon
Talking about christmas should be banned until at least the 1st of December!!!!! mad :x

I second that thought.
Personally I don't mind christmas, as long as it's kept in proportion. If I'm putting up decorations they go up on Christmas Eve (which is normally when I did my shopping before the Internet made it easier), and then I just concentrate on having a relaxing break from work for a few days before the real celebrations start on New Year's Eve.
Of course I do have a few family distractions - two of my Mum's brothers were born on the 26th and 27th of December, a stroke of extraordinarily bad planning on my grandparents' part.
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I am with postie on this one i hate xmas. Usually switch off about 1st December and switch back on 26th well its footie day isnt it. lol

I certainly dont hate christmas infact Im a big Kid thats why I think about it early...........but football....................now rugby union I can understand!! Isnt football the one where theyb kiss each other after they score..............SH must be full of footballers then..lol
Quote by chadders245
I am with postie on this one i hate xmas. Usually switch off about 1st December and switch back on 26th well its footie day isnt it. lol

I certainly dont hate christmas infact Im a big Kid thats why I think about it early...........but football....................now rugby union I can understand!! Isnt football the one where theyb kiss each other after they score..............SH must be full of footballers then..lol
Isn't rugby the one where they all cuddle up in a big pile and then play with their odd shaped ball??
grrrrr never understood egg-chasing.. wink
With respect chadders wink ..............................
Fuck off about Christmas will yer? banghead :banghead: :banghead:
Can we get back to summer now please?
I've never been made to feel so depressed so quickly by something I've read here. rolleyes
:huh: :huh: :huh:
(Exit in a huff)
I love winter but always get a bit pissed off at Christmas, it's just getting more and more about money really. AND because of Christmas, everyone forgets my birthday (23rd December) confused
Bah humbug!
Quote by freckledbird
I love winter but always get a bit pissed off at Christmas, it's just getting more and more about money really. AND because of Christmas, everyone forgets my birthday (23rd December) confused
Bah humbug!

Happy Birthday Freckledbird !!! in advance, in case i forget!
Makes mental note, to say happy birthday to FB, no matter where in the world I am on the 23rd Dec.
Quote by chadders245
I am with postie on this one i hate xmas. Usually switch off about 1st December and switch back on 26th well its footie day isnt it. lol

I certainly dont hate christmas infact Im a big Kid thats why I think about it early...........but football....................now rugby union I can understand!! Isnt football the one where theyb kiss each other after they score..............SH must be full of footballers then..lol
so long as they are playing at home ...beer then footie then more turkey
Quote by postie
I love winter but always get a bit pissed off at Christmas, it's just getting more and more about money really. AND because of Christmas, everyone forgets my birthday (23rd December) confused
Bah humbug!

Happy Birthday Freckledbird !!! in advance, in case i forget!
lol :lol: Bloody hell, never had a birthday gtreeting that early. You want to come to my party? Ice cream and jelly, balloons and those blowy thingies.
ooooooo I could have a combined housewarming/birthday party biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
I love winter but always get a bit pissed off at Christmas, it's just getting more and more about money really. AND because of Christmas, everyone forgets my birthday (23rd December) confused
Bah humbug!

*Puts note in diary just so she doesn't forget.......
I quite like Christmas
I love the snow (fingers crossed)
It's going to be my first Christmas with me and my boys alone! No pestering ex an his missus who usually share it with us 'cos he wants to see the kids, and for the first time - and I know it will upset her greatly, I am going to ask mum and dad to come the day after and leave us to ourselves for the day. Working on getting a coal fire in and working, for then. Can't wait. Alternatively I could be India - who knows!
I'm usually so late with cards that I end up saying I'll post them after Christmas and then never do. Important things are being together - oh and the chocolate of course wink
Cathy x
Quote by Sarah
Makes mental note, to say happy birthday to FB, no matter where in the world I am on the 23rd Dec.

biggrin Thanks Sarah.
Christmas!!!! :shock:
I am just back from a day at the beach at Wijk am Zee, girlies not wearing very much, people in the sea and a nice terrace lunch with friends and what do I see as the first post?? - CHRISTMA FGS! lol
Sorry Chadders, it is definitely still summer here and long may it continue -maybe even into October for the munch? :lol:
Christmas starts when it is dark, cold, miserable and not - repeat NOT - until then!
McC
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With respect chadders wink ..............................
Fuck off about Christmas will yer? banghead :banghead: :banghead:
Can we get back to summer now please?
I've never been made to feel so depressed so quickly by something I've read here. rolleyes
:huh: :huh: :huh:
(Exit in a huff)

Ann summer :wink: :wink: I want a new toy. I only have one left and that keeps cutting out at the crucial second :cry:
Quote by Red(RHG)
I'm usually so late with cards that I end up saying I'll post them after Christmas and then never do. wink
Cathy x

Nice one... now if i can just ask the rest of the population to not post their fecking xmas cards too, i'll be onto a winner!
Totally hate Christmas,its just a way to get people to buy each other gifts they dont really need and boost the cards put it off till last minute and usually spend christmas eve in the pissing rain running around wondering what to buy.
You always have to meet family who dont give a shit and never speak to you for the rest of the year and make out yer best of mates.
Christmas is only good for an excuse to have a good party,get pissed and sneak a few snogs under the mistletoe biggrin
Was shopping in Next the other day,Traffor centre......... :shock: :shock: :shock:
They had bloody christmas cards for sale
We love christmas, BUT was not even thinking bout it till now, damn you all, damn you to hell i tell you, you have made me very cross, making me anticipate it this far in advance smackbottom :smackbottom: .........
have to agree with freckled bird on the "christmas is more about money" front though, we just love it cos we get to spend time together and with the people we love, even if they do have NO idea about the kind of presents we REALLY want, still i cant quite imagine dear old grandma buying us a rampant rabbit can you?? :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
I love winter but always get a bit pissed off at Christmas, it's just getting more and more about money really. AND because of Christmas, everyone forgets my birthday (23rd December) confused
Bah humbug!

I will make sure that I don't !!
Quote by chadders245
Well thats it the very last Bank Holiday for this year....

Nope, there's still Boxing Day.... lol :lol:
I love Christmas.......mainly because of the kids......its not the same without!...I love putting the decorations up, but admit to getting a little sick of them before long.
Must make a note to get all my hundreds of cards ready for the last day of posting as a special treat for my postman Postie!
wink