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Quote by Johnboywalton
The orange being 2.5 inches in circumference that is! Not me being 2.5 inches! redface surprisedops: :oops:

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Here you go Orange Boy, present for ya kiss

:rotflmao: Oh I can't resist, you've dug a hole and I just gotta put you on the spot :twisted:
So JBW, just how big is your
circumference? :twisted: Come on tell us, dont be shy :bounce: :lol2:
You know what, as spades go that a pretty nice one! Any idea where I might buy one? Meanwhile back at the ranch you were asking my circumference! Well I'm afraid thats a trade secret and can only be found out by invitation only! wink :wink: :wink:
It's important not to get circumference (why do I want to type something else there? confused ) mixed up with diameter - there a difference of a factor of .. really could open a few eyes wide or cause some real disappointment.. :giggle:
Hmmm the old phi argument! Lets just say the circumference would open a 'few eyes wide'! I hope!
Wouldn't you be better getting wide open lips?
you buggers!
i'm lodging an official protest!
anyone's who's ever had to endure a neil, neil, orange peel type orange thing will NOT find find this thread even vaguely humorous, so there!
*humph*
n x x x :P
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Wouldn't you be better getting wide open lips?

Don't think so - wide eyes mean you've really hit the spot!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by westerross

Wouldn't you be better getting wide open lips?

Don't think so - wide eyes mean you've really hit the spot!! :twisted: :twisted:
or forgotten the lube :eeek:
Quote by neilinleeds
you buggers!
i'm lodging an official protest!
anyone's who's ever had to endure a rickmayalvoice] neil, neil, orange peel type orange thing will NOT find find this thread even vaguely humorous, so there!
*humph*
n x x x :P

Yes, but we sow the seed, nature grows the seed and we eat........................
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Maybe they were talking about sex and you as you walked past, then one spotted you and said "It's im"? cool

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