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Cum In Mouth
Sounds like you work with a bunch of cock suckers
Sounds like you work with a bunch of cock suckers
He he I'd like to think so mischief as its been awhile since any form of rumour about me has circulated around the office. Just wait till that next Xmas party - I'm on a mission I tell you! CIM could = cum in mouth. Ye I'm guessing it is. Won't sleep till I know for definate however. Just like the other night when I tryed to calculate in bed how many oranges I could fit into my wardrobe given the dimensions of the unit and circumference of yr typical orange. Hours awake I tell ya! People keep telling me I need a girlfriend. They could have a point!
Quote by Johnboywalton
Just like the other night when I tryed to calculate in bed how many oranges I could fit into my wardrobe given the dimensions of the unit and circumference of yr typical orange. Hours awake I tell ya! People keep telling me I need a girlfriend. They could have a point!
Well I hope you're happy
Cos I won't be able to sleep now for wondering just how many oranges you did squeeze in there, did it include the crates so they wouldn't squish, did your mind put em in there quickly so they were all plump and fresh, no shrivelled mouldy ones, and if your wardrobe is the same dimensions as mine, if not, just what the recalculation be to have my wardrobe full of oranges!!!Which means I ain't gonna get to sleep until about November!!! :smackbottom:
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Just like the other night when I tryed to calculate in bed how many oranges I could fit into my wardrobe given the dimensions of the unit and circumference of yr typical orange. Hours awake I tell ya! People keep telling me I need a girlfriend. They could have a point!
Well I hope you're happy
Cos I won't be able to sleep now for wondering just how many oranges you did squeeze in there, did it include the crates so they wouldn't squish, did your mind put em in there quickly so they were all plump and fresh, no shrivelled mouldy ones, and if your wardrobe is the same dimensions as mine, if not, just what the recalculation be to have my wardrobe full of oranges!!!Which means I ain't gonna get to sleep until about November!!! :smackbottom:
LOL The calculations are just too complicated to explain via this forum I'm afraid - endless calculations - if you've seen a Beautiful Mind with Russell Crow think that. In all I managed to fit 2000 oranges imported from Brazil, all plump and fresh as you put it, but with no crates. I walk the streets now smelling of one big orange as I neglected to take my clothes out first! Hey orange boy they call me! If you'd really like to calculate yr ow wardrobe capacity I'm afraid one on one tuition is the only option!
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you could always audition for the Tango Ad's
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circumference of yr typical orange.
What is the circumference of the typical orange?
:? :? :? Is that peeled or unpeeled?? :? :? :?
Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
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Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
With or without the leaves? With or without the wax? (they do wax em don't they? to make em all orange n stuff?
or did I just dream that bit?)Quote by Johnboywalton
LOL The calculations are just too complicated to explain via this forum I'm afraid - endless calculations - if you've seen a Beautiful Mind with Russell Crow think that. In all I managed to fit 2000 oranges imported from Brazil, all plump and fresh as you put it, but with no crates. I walk the streets now smelling of one big orange as I neglected to take my clothes out first! Hey orange boy they call me! If you'd really like to calculate yr ow wardrobe capacity I'm afraid one on one tuition is the only option!
Unfortuntately I haven't seen 'A Beautiful Mind' so I don't know how he calculated his wardrobe full of oranges.
I did however see 'Rainman' and that bloke was bluddy brilliant at that sort of thing
although I'm sure the lack of oranges was just an oversight on the directors part :undecided:I feel you are right, one on one tuition seems the way forward - just one more question 'Orange Boy' ............
Do you taste of Pineapples?
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Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
With or without the leaves? With or without the wax? (they do wax em don't they? to make em all orange n stuff?
or did I just dream that bit?)Quote by Johnboywalton
LOL The calculations are just too complicated to explain via this forum I'm afraid - endless calculations - if you've seen a Beautiful Mind with Russell Crow think that. In all I managed to fit 2000 oranges imported from Brazil, all plump and fresh as you put it, but with no crates. I walk the streets now smelling of one big orange as I neglected to take my clothes out first! Hey orange boy they call me! If you'd really like to calculate yr ow wardrobe capacity I'm afraid one on one tuition is the only option!
Unfortuntately I haven't seen 'A Beautiful Mind' so I don't know how he calculated his wardrobe full of oranges.
I did however see 'Rainman' and that bloke was bluddy brilliant at that sort of thing
although I'm sure the lack of oranges was just an oversight on the directors part :undecided:I feel you are right, one on one tuition seems the way forward - just one more question 'Orange Boy' ............
Do you taste of Pineapples?
No wax and no leaves as that complicates matters considerable. You'll find your x over your y's will have to be substituted for z's - boy it'll get messy! Also if you read the original screenplay there was supposed to be an orange scene (how many you can fit into a phone booth I think) inserted into Rainman however the director chose against it. Big mistake in my opinion as it then would hv been oscar winning material.
Tuition @ my place next Tuesday 8pm prompt!
Pineapples LOL - now that would be too complicated - tasty however; so I hear ;-)
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Quote by Johnboywalton
Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
With or without the leaves? With or without the wax? (they do wax em don't they? to make em all orange n stuff?
or did I just dream that bit?)Sincerely?
I thought it was apples that got waxed, not oranges.
PS Excuse the far-too-deep joke
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I thought it was lyrics, that got waxwd.
and i thought it was nipples!!!
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Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
Flucking 'ell where do you shop - the Nuclear Genetically Modified version of Tescos? 600mm is 2 foot!!
I tell you though it'd never work without a wardrobe with a stable door thingy on the front 'cos when you get it half full they'd tumble out. Mind you if they're 2 foot wide that might be bollox.
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Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
Flucking 'ell where do you shop - the Nuclear Genetically Modified version of Tescos? 600mm is 2 foot!!
I tell you though it'd never work without a wardrobe with a stable door thingy on the front 'cos when you get it half full they'd tumble out. Mind you if they're 2 foot wide that might be bollox.
LOL I meant 60mm - give the kid a chance - I took three goes to pass my GCSE math's!
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Vix
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I thought it was lyrics, that got waxwd.
nah its legs
:lol: :lol:It was definately CIM and not SIM sex they were talking about - with regards to SIM sex - well whatever floats a persons boat I guess - it compounds the fact this a market for everyones sexual fantasies!
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Quote by Johnboywalton
Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!
Flucking 'ell where do you shop - the Nuclear Genetically Modified version of Tescos? 600mm is 2 foot!!
I tell you though it'd never work without a wardrobe with a stable door thingy on the front 'cos when you get it half full they'd tumble out. Mind you if they're 2 foot wide that might be bollox.
LOL I meant 60mm - give the kid a chance - I took three goes to pass my GCSE math's!
60mm= 6cm - we're talking kumquats aren't we, not satsumas?
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Flucking 'ell where do you shop - the Nuclear Genetically Modified version of Tescos? 600mm is 2 foot!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ahhhh but Chooon hunny, I'm a woman - I had already made allowances for 'man measurements' before running my own calculations :lol2:
ME! Exagerating size! Never! Why would you think that?!?
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Quote by Johnboywalton
Flucking 'ell where do you shop - the Nuclear Genetically Modified version of Tescos? 600mm is 2 foot!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ahhhh but Chooon hunny, I'm a woman - I had already made allowances for 'man measurements' before running my own calculations :lol2:
ME! Exagerating size! Never! Why would you think that?!?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now you've worked yerself into a corner.. you've got a choice of:
60mm = 2.5 inches (WBB)
ops: :giggle: Or600mm = 2 foot (WBB) nobody'll believe you!!
Quote by westerross
Flucking 'ell where do you shop - the Nuclear Genetically Modified version of Tescos? 600mm is 2 foot!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ahhhh but Chooon hunny, I'm a woman - I had already made allowances for 'man measurements' before running my own calculations :lol2:
ME! Exagerating size! Never! Why would you think that?!?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now you've worked yerself into a corner.. you've got a choice of:
60mm = 2.5 inches (WBB)
ops: :giggle: Or600mm = 2 foot (WBB) nobody'll believe you!!
Hang on you know we're on about oranges right! Which is why I have stick by me being 2.5 inches! In circumference that is.
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The orange being 2.5 inches in circumference that is! Not me being 2.5 inches!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Here you go Orange Boy, present for ya
:rotflmao: Oh I can't resist, you've dug a hole and I just gotta put you on the spot :twisted:
So JBW, just how big is your circumference? :twisted: Come on tell us, dont be shy :bounce: :lol2:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
The orange being 2.5 inches in circumference that is! Not me being 2.5 inches!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Here you go Orange Boy, present for ya
:rotflmao: Oh I can't resist, you've dug a hole and I just gotta put you on the spot :twisted:
So JBW, just how big is your circumference? :twisted: Come on tell us, dont be shy :bounce: :lol2:
You know what, as spades go that a pretty nice one! Any idea where I might buy one? Meanwhile back at the ranch you were asking my circumference! Well I'm afraid thats a trade secret and can only be found out by invitation only!
:wink: :wink: Sex God
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The orange being 2.5 inches in circumference that is! Not me being 2.5 inches!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Here you go Orange Boy, present for ya
:rotflmao: Oh I can't resist, you've dug a hole and I just gotta put you on the spot :twisted:
So JBW, just how big is your circumference? :twisted: Come on tell us, dont be shy :bounce: :lol2:
You know what, as spades go that a pretty nice one! Any idea where I might buy one? Meanwhile back at the ranch you were asking my circumference! Well I'm afraid thats a trade secret and can only be found out by invitation only!
:wink: :wink:It's important not to get circumference (why do I want to type something else there?
) mixed up with diameter - there a difference of a factor of .. really could open a few eyes wide or cause some real disappointment.. :giggle: Quote by westerross
The orange being 2.5 inches in circumference that is! Not me being 2.5 inches!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Here you go Orange Boy, present for ya
:rotflmao: Oh I can't resist, you've dug a hole and I just gotta put you on the spot :twisted:
So JBW, just how big is your circumference? :twisted: Come on tell us, dont be shy :bounce: :lol2:
You know what, as spades go that a pretty nice one! Any idea where I might buy one? Meanwhile back at the ranch you were asking my circumference! Well I'm afraid thats a trade secret and can only be found out by invitation only!
:wink: :wink:It's important not to get circumference (why do I want to type something else there?
) mixed up with diameter - there a difference of a factor of .. really could open a few eyes wide or cause some real disappointment.. :giggle:Hmmm the old phi argument! Lets just say the circumference would open a 'few eyes wide'! I hope!
