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do we as swingers accept the unacceptable? ll explain, we have been toseveral clubs now and have seen the state of them, e have been on the scene long enough to know what to expect at clubs we haven't visied, to be frank we think on the whole cleanliness is lacking, steam rooms that smell of sweatnot stam, jaccuzis that have body matter washing around in them, torn and dirty play beds, condoms from previous days play and much more, we hear people talk of cost to get in being a major fsctor , I appreciate that to a degree yet think as a whole its a minor factor when it comes to hygien, why do people not vote with their feet, is it because there is too little choice in clubs, are we too tight with the pennies to go up market, or do we just have low standards???
personaly we would be happy to pay extra if that was what was needed to up the standards of clubs, should the club experience not be a wow one, instead of a dirty one, dirty in cleanliness sense of course, the best club we have been to is acceptable but no More the worst to be honest was disgusting, feel fee to let us know where the spitless palaces of sexual liberation are to be found, pm box over there.. how often is your clubs hot tub scrubbed clean?
wrats
xx
I'm quite sure cleanliness and hygene are top of everyones lists but why should people have to consider paying a little extra to get those things dunno
Shouldn't they be part of the deal anyway :dunno:
you would think that mallock but in reality I'm not sure that's the case, people go back...
my use of the extra " cash" part is in the hope that if folk paid more they would expect more..
expectation I'm told isn't very high but what the hell, where are the upmarket clubs where clientelle would not be prepred to put up with staff moaning as they wander off to clean up some foul mess in a playroom, an experience I've been told of and one I've had myeslf.. as though this is acceptable, how do you clean exposed foam on ripped beds? regulars at one club tell us all manner of tales but go back, why? maybe we should expect spotless but that isn't the case is it? or am I wrong ? for just a few quid to get in and free to ladies in most cases am I wrong in thinking a bit of shit floating round a jaccuzi is value for money and to be tolerated?
if going up market, ie paying a bit more isn't an answer what is? I can think of only one reason why cleaning and renewing of apparatus isn't done and t
ats a financial one, is that set by the industry/clients standards?
If a club I was frequenting was like that I would go elsewhere simple as that, they'd be sure to get the message and change their ways once they realised they'd lost all their members that's for sure!
I also think that at the price of annual membership 25 quid for us or lifetime 75, and a visit fee of 25 I'd be damned if I would be paying anymore for them to clean up their act. That kind of service should alread be included.. I think anyway wink
I have been to two clubs.. one for 15 mins.. it was awful tacky. Unclean. Dingy. Dark. horrible. I have never returned. (I paid as a single fem)
I went to another club. Lovely, clean, loads of equipment that was also well maintained. Good music. friendly staff. variety of different rooms which were clean and had proper mattresses with clean, stain free, cotton sheets. (that one was free to me as a single fem)
Does money make it better. I would say no. What makes it a good place to be are the staff and owners having a personal interest in the needs of the customers and running their business accordingly. As all successful businesses achieve their success I believe.
I'm not sure the difference between a tenner and free proves anything, but I conceed there shouldn't be a difference in standards at that level of pricing, do you get what you deserve or what you pay for...or both?
if clubs meet the expected standard currently from us the attendees then I'm on a loser hoping people will want more, I'm sure some do and don't attend clubs on this basis, yet I know many that expect more but go anyway, is that due to lack of choice, the more upmarket club isn't available near enough or do we flock li
e sheep where the masses attend without enough car
I wonder who would want to work as a cleaner in such a club confused:
Plim
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I wonder who would want to work as a cleaner in such a club confused:
Plim

Can't be any worse than hospital cleaning surely- with more spunk less (Look away NOW Fire) vomit. dunno
At least (most) sexual body fluids don't smell.
Most of the clubs we have visited in the wakefield/Leeds/manchester area we found them to be not nessesarly dirty but more not looked after and looking old, we went to one recently in Bury and some of beds were all ripped with foam hanging out and half cocked repaired with tape, I asked for a cuppa tea ( twoz cold in there) and they didnt even have any sugar....wont be going back to that one!!!
The cleanest one we have been to is the only one where there is a membership fee, I think we will be renuwing ours next time
We have the facility on here to comment on clubs. If a club had it pointed out to them that they were getting such a bad press from many of their clientele on a website with such a high turnover, they might reconsider their hygiene policies.
The power of the pen!! (or keyboard!!) lol
Mal
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Quote by Mal
We have the facility on here to comment on clubs. If a club had it pointed out to them that they were getting such a bad press from many of their clientele on a website with such a high turnover, they might reconsider their hygiene policies.
The power of the pen!! (or keyboard!!) lol
Mal
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Providing that the comments are printed ! ours weren't on at least one occasion.
The standard of Clubs in the UK is, in our opinion, a refection of the whole sex business in the UK - seedy, tacky and scruffy. Why would any Club Owber run the risk of investing tens or hundreds of thousands of pounds when at a whim they could be closed down under national prostitution laws.
We agree wholeheartedly with the comments made by the thread author and would love to visit non smelly, clean and sexy Clubs like you find in France and Holland - unfortunately this is the UK and we kind of resign ourselves to the fact that we just get what we are given here.
Having said that we have had, and continue to have good and great nights at Partners and at Chameleons despite the shortcomings in some area's at these places.
Quote by Mal
We have the facility on here to comment on clubs. If a club had it pointed out to them that they were getting such a bad press from many of their clientele on a website with such a high turnover, they might reconsider their hygiene policies.
The power of the pen!! (or keyboard!!) lol
Mal
wink

Unfortunately, the glowing reports for some clubs seem to be written by owners, staff and friends of the club while the very poor reports are written by owners, staff and friends of a rival club. Reviews often seem to be written about a totally different place to the one we've visited.
I certainly wouldn't give too much credence to any club review posted on here except to see what the facilities were in terms of number of rooms etc.
We have only been to one club in this country that was genuinely filthy. Most are clean enough but tired around the edges and since we go for the fun rather than the decor we are happy enough with what we've got. We go to a club at least once a week and would not be able to pay a higher entrance fee without reducing the number of visits we made each year.
We've been to European super clubs and they were nice as a one-off holiday visit, but we certainly wouldn't want to pay those prices week in week out.
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I wonder who would want to work as a cleaner in such a club confused:
Plim

My partner used to run such a club, bit more on the fetish side though and you would be amazed at how disgustingly filthy some people can be so its not just the club owners that have huge responsibility but also the people that use (and in some cases) abuse the facilities.
As for the cleaner, his (then) mother in law used to do the cleaning - now thats liberated lol.
i have to agree with all the thread so far and do believe that cleanliness in this day and age is of paramount importance to club of which shall not name so i dont get into the 'your promoting your club' argument is inpecibly clean and is checked hourly for waste or mess we have been to many a club and have found this isnt the case every where as previous posters say all i can say to other club owners or hosts is give your clients what they deserve a clean and safe environment for them to swing and please dont consider charging them extra for this facility and to you te punters who pay our wages if this doesnt happen vote with your feet and go to a club run for the right reasons not just out to mak a quick buck . ian a frustrated club owner xxx
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i have to agree with all the thread so far and do believe that cleanliness in this day and age is of paramount importance to club of which shall not name so i dont get into the 'your promoting your club' argument is inpecibly clean and is checked hourly for waste or mess we have been to many a club and have found this isnt the case every where as previous posters say all i can say to other club owners or hosts is give your clients what they deserve a clean and safe environment for them to swing and please dont consider charging them extra for this facility and to you te punters who pay our wages if this doesnt happen vote with your feet and go to a club run for the right reasons not just out to mak a quick buck . ian a frustrated club owner xxx

So you don't run yours to make money then?
offering to pay more for cleanliness is just silly imo as i think the money would not be spend on cleaning the place up
it should be paramount in all clubs for the regular entrance and membership if its not walk away they will soon take the hint
I vote wrats to open a club and run it.....just keep the riding crops hidden eh lol
Im with Mal on this one...
If enough people say a place is a hole its going to cost the owners. Reputation is everything and cleanliness is cheap.. No excuses for a dirty club!
Not only would I shame them on here and sites like this one but I would also notify the local environmental health dept and ensure they clean up the act and fast!
Mike x
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I vote wrats to open a club and run it.....just keep the riding crops hidden eh lol

just because we dont charge mate, we do it for luuuurrrrvvveeeeee....
as for the crop, was that one of ours that whacked you. lol i was too busy cooking pizza to see..
wrats
I think its just a sign of the times, most places have dirty toilets and nobody seems to care.
Maybe clubs are just interested in taking your money.
Quote by Mal
We have the facility on here to comment on clubs. If a club had it pointed out to them that they were getting such a bad press from many of their clientele on a website with such a high turnover, they might reconsider their hygiene policies.
The power of the pen!! (or keyboard!!) lol
Mal
wink

I agree. As customers if we're unhappy with standards we should mention it directly to the club first. Also reviews are a good way to get your point across and will usually be taken notice of it the point is put across in a polite positive way.
pink x
yes we do run our club as business but it is spotless and clean and safe and we wouldnt dream of charging extra for this .it should be as standard accross the board xxx
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yes we do run our club as business but it is spotless and clean and safe and we wouldnt dream of charging extra for this .it should be as standard accross the board xxx

As are all bar 1 club that we have visited in this country (at the last count over 20). I don't think cleanliness is an issue at the vast majority of clubs. The standard of decor might well be, but I wouldn't wish to invest large amounts of money in a business enterprise that could be closed down by the whim of a politician or chief constable.
but they, the politicians , councilors abd police are there to protect us.. we need the shepherding don't we...hahaha.. your just lucky you go on clean nights, went to a club recently that was filthy, I told the manaement yet they really had no idea.. they had to go look, I'm told they now clean the place, lol they didn't before, well not each time it opened.. theres a saying in a certain area of liverpool frequented bystreet girls, if you wheel spin down there you end up with MORE rubber on your tyres than you had before, this reminded me of one of the areas at this club..
staggy
French clubs have been mentioned previously and as these are our only experiences we have been pleasantly surprised. In our area (Toulouse) there are around 8 swinger nightclubs and 4 saunas - we frequent the saunas (mainly due to the no smoking law is not yet in place and the clubs just choke us out).
It costs 35 euros for a couple to get in to the sauna in the evening. For that you get your freshly washed gown and towel and a pocket of condoms. The very sexy receptionist also acts as the cleaner going round the rooms emptying bins and replacing the handtowels. Last Saturday we were the last in the jacuzzi and the other guy on duty was preparing the cleaning robot to do its nasty job under the water. All matresses are tidy and clean although get very hot on the vinyl covering.
All non alcholic drinks are free and they even bring out a buffet at 11pm, not that we have seen it yet biggrin .
So far we have not been dissapionted
I & J
clubs should be kept clean at all times, I think dirty clubs should be named and shamed. mad
Personally i think we pay enough to get in club to not have to pay more to have it cleaned, thats not down to cost the manager could nip round and tidy it up if they was bothered about their buisness its just down to lazyness, i do think a lot of people see swingers as people who will shag anywhere and as we know thats not the case, i went to a club once and the bed was, well im not sure how to word it but i wouldnt have got on it, i feel that 'normal' beds in swinging clubs are unacceptable, i mean who wants to get on a bed covered in years worth of dried body fluids on them and if you go later in the night most arnt even dry :shock: i personally would never play in a club that didnt have the PVC type beds, most clubs charge about the same to get in and i have been to some really clean clubs so if they can clean them at what they charge why can't they all?
with this debate going are there any perticular that are regular offenders on this cleanliness,and shouldn't these clubs be named?
read the review section, of course that just mentions the clubs that are happy to be reviewed, i think im right insaying utopia asked for theirs to be removed.., correct me if im wrong
staggy