Quote by H_ippy And if you want a "Swining Club"............Shropshire is the place to be..unfortunately
Take warm winter clothing, a sleeping bag, a shovel, flasks of hot coffee and flourescent sheets so that when you get stuck in your snowdrift, and you can't dig your own way out, the rescue helicopters can get you out of there. One has to think of these things when venturing out into the rural wastes of the Salopian hinterland during what we are promised will be the coldest winter of all time, ever. :shock: Me? I'll stick to the Urban West Midlands. At least we have gritted roads in and around Xtasia and Chameleons, and the AA are only a short distance away in the event of a breakdown or a freeze-in.
Quote by freckledbird eden is so crap and a weast of money and you don't even see pussy how crap it that yes we need a swining club in derby
:shock: So you think you should be guaranteed a look at pussy if you go in a swinging club? Someone tell me exactly why it's a good idea to go when there are people like this in there? I've worked Eden before (and no, not as a dancer , before anyone gets excited and starts sending me PM's! ) and as with many lapdancing clubs now, what you pay for is the lapdance/ pole dance - which, entails the dancer literally dancing for you / in front of you for a few minutes. There is absolutely no guarantee, or 'right' to see anything other than what you pay for - which is of course, the dance, some sexy moves and maybe a quick kiss (peck on cheek). Most lapdancing (or 'gentlemans clubs') do not employ dancers to show anything - and expecting to see anything more than a revealing costume or the odd knicker-flash is enough to get you seen out the back door pronto. The safety of the 'girls' is paramount and I'm afraid its exactly this ' they dont even show pussy' attitude which makes it this way.
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