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I dont know nowt about em really .....but I know I like the effect they have! :twisted:
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I dont know nowt about em really .....but I know I like the effect they have! :twisted:
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I am curious to know now.
Note to selfbiggrino some research!
nobbly?
lp
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nobbly?
lp

engorged, rather? :twisted:
carefull with placement...
the *nearlyboystin'-banger, squeezed in the middle* look, is not a good one.
so I've been led to understandlp
:notes:
still might need a practical demonstration though!
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:notes:
still might need a practical demonstration though!
wave lp
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:notes:
still might need a practical demonstration though!
wave lpYour altruistic gesture is duly noted.
lol
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:notes:
still might need a practical demonstration though!
wave lpYour altruistic gesture is duly noted.
lolyup, waving (not drowning) in a manner that I hope reflects my caring and sharing nature...
also, the physical resemblance is quite alarming!!!
lp
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only get an hour's usage and then a disinterested looking spotty teenager in an ill-fitting polo shirt blows a whistle and everyone has to get out.

PMSL Cock. I can picture the Simpsons' "McJob" teenager doing it now. biggrin
But seriously, do they work and to what degree? Is it like viagara? Obvioulsly a ring cant get you up and running again after you've shot your bolt. But does it give you a good old stonker that a cat couldnt scratch? Or does it just slightly prolong proceedings?
Friday x
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only get an hour's usage and then a disinterested looking spotty teenager in an ill-fitting polo shirt blows a whistle and everyone has to get out.

PMSL Cock. I can picture the Simpsons' "McJob" teenager doing it now. biggrin
But seriously, do they work and to what degree? Is it like viagara? Obvioulsly a ring cant get you up and running again after you've shot your bolt. But does it give you a good old stonker that a cat couldnt scratch? Or does it just slightly prolong proceedings?
Friday x
I've only experimented with cock rings with one man, basically it gave him the hardest cock I've ever errrrrr felt! lol
To be honest one time it looked almost painful, but he assured me that it felt very good.
Everyone has to get out?
How many people are you planning to fit into this cock ring COTN?
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Everyone has to get out?
How many people are you planning to fit into this cock ring COTN?

That depends on both the relative sizes of the cocks and the size of said cockring. It sounds like one of those math's questions you used to get set at school:
If three male swingers wish to simulataneously share a cock ring of a 2 inch diameter, and each male has a cock circumfence of 3 inches how many male swingers would it take to shag a fourth swinger up the hypotenuse?
I'm having flashbacks. I fear an overwhelming compulsion to sneak the teacher's answer book out of their desk...
Anyone know the value or pi?
Cheers
CotN
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Anyone know the value of pi?

redface Yes.
Nerd.
To how many places?
Cheers
CotN
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Nerd.
To how many places?
Cheers
CotN

- not such a big nerd lol
I think the '2' actually does push you slightly into nerdish waters. It's one decimal place too far.
Cheers
CotN
Jesus, what kind of school did you go to CotN?
Political correctness is obviously a priority these days, however I'm not sure that swingers were an official social group to consider when writing diverse exam questions in the 1970's/80's
Nowerdays it would be a different story.
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Jesus, what kind of school did you go to CotN?
Political correctness is obviously a priority these days, however I'm not sure that swingers were an official social group to consider when writing diverse exam questions in the 1970's/80's
Nowerdays it would be a different story.

I think everything he's said has been tongue in cheek! biggrin
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Jesus, what kind of school did you go to CotN?

Obviously not one where they did Euclidean geometry, otherwise he'd have known the "2" is in fact 159 ;)
:shock: and they call me a nerd! lol
Well ive just cut my cock in half and counted the rings and there are 42 , which is exactly my age!! how about that...
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Well ive just cut my cock in half and counted the rings and there are 42 , which is exactly my age!! how about that...

:shock: :shock: :shock:
FB passes the superglue to Buggerlugs lol
Cock rings are really good fun ! Silky has downloaded one for my cock that plays Guns and Roses whenever I get hard .
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Cock rings are really good fun ! Silky has downloaded one for my cock that plays Guns and Roses whenever I get hard .

Hello stranger!
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Jesus, what kind of school did you go to CotN?

Obviously not one where they did Euclidean geometry, otherwise he'd have known the "2" is in fact 159 ;)
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