Hi Guys,can anyone give me some advice / guidance on cock rings please, i.e. do they tend to work, how & when to apply then etc.
Cheers,
Will
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Quote by Cock of the North
Basically a guy has one for every year of his life.
It's a fairly intrusive way of verifying a male's age though, probably better just to check his passport or driving license.
Cheers
CotN
Do you mean similar to the ones some African girls wear on their necks, or are you meaning that you can tell a man's age by the number of rings in his cock when it's sliced - like the rings of a tree trunk?
I meant the latter, but to be honest the African tribal thing is actually equally amusing. Good effort!
That said, I did see an episode of the Simpsons* where Lisa had neck rings and when subsequently removed it left her head all limp and floppy.
Assuming of course that the Simpsons is based entirely on scientific fact I think the whole floppy cock thing could be a non-starter.
Unless... you leave the rings on all the time - "Ribbed for her pleasure", as that great philosopher Garth once said.
Cheers
CotN
*For those of you who either lack a telly or refuse to watch it through misplaced intellecutal snobbery please see me after class and I'll bring you up to speed on contemporary popular culture such as The Simpsons.
That said, I did see an episode of the Simpsons* where Lisa had neck rings and when subsequently removed it left her head all limp and floppy.
Assuming of course that the Simpsons is based entirely on scientific fact I think the whole floppy cock thing could be a non-starter.
Unless... you leave the rings on all the time - "Ribbed for her pleasure", as that great philosopher Garth once said.
Cheers
CotN
*For those of you who either lack a telly or refuse to watch it through misplaced intellecutal snobbery please see me after class and I'll bring you up to speed on contemporary popular culture such as The Simpsons.
Quote by Cock of the North
*For those of you who either lack a telly or refuse to watch it through misplaced intellecutal snobbery please see me after class and I'll bring you up to speed on contemporary popular culture such as The Simpsons.
oh dear, you are clearly an avid television watcher.
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*For those of you who either lack a telly or refuse to watch it through misplaced intellecutal snobbery please see me after class and I'll bring you up to speed on contemporary popular culture such as The Simpsons.
oh dear, you are clearly an avid television watcher.
Touche
I find anal pedantry regarding spelling, grammar and general typos such an attracive trait in a woman.
You must be quite the hit at dinner parties.
Cheers
CotN
Sex God
Oh dear 
Quote by Cock of the North
*For those of you who either lack a telly or refuse to watch it through misplaced intellecutal snobbery please see me after class and I'll bring you up to speed on contemporary popular culture such as The Simpsons.
oh dear, you are clearly an avid television watcher.
Touche
I find anal pedantry regarding spelling, grammar and general typos such an attracive trait in a woman.
You must be quite the hit at dinner parties.
I know that you must be a busy, very important, man, but are you typing with your cock ?
something tells me that I would be a hit at one of your dinner parties. Although McDonalds isn't normally my thing, for you I might compromise.
splendid
Sex God
Now now, COTN, stop winding people up
Quote by Bigpaul45
i'm not in a posistion to answer the original question posed,but i wondered if any one can... as i'm interested or is everyone just gonna mess about
courtesy of Wikipedia
A cock ring or cockring is a ring that is placed around a man's penis, usually at the base, primarily to slow the leakage of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining erection for longer. Cock rings can be worn around just the penis or penis and scrotum, or just the scrotum alone, though this is usually designated as a testicle cuff. Rings can be made of a variety of different materials, most commonly leather, rubber, or silicone, though nylon and metal are also used either as the main component or part of the closure.
splendid
Sex God
Quote by Bigpaul45
i'm not in a posistion to answer the original question posed,but i wondered if any one can... as i'm interested or is everyone just gonna mess about
When wanting information, people have been known to use search engines or information books, as a source.
Try Google.
Sex God
There was a guy wearing one at Rio's last Saturday.
Not that I was looking or anything.
Missy told me
:lol:
Not that I was looking or anything.
Missy told me
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Cock of the North
I know that you must be a busy, very important, man, but are you typing with your cock ?
Yes I am actually, and it's hard to avoid multiple or inaccurate key presses with something so damned girthy.
Cheers
CotN
And by girthy you mean thick I presume
I have one... a cock that is...oh! and a ring too, come to think of it, but I digress
I have one of these:
but initially thought it a device/harness for helping with the control of dangerous, if small dogs!
other than that, not sure if this type has a practical use... other than, errm.. well, no practical use!
lp
I have one of these:
but initially thought it a device/harness for helping with the control of dangerous, if small dogs!
other than that, not sure if this type has a practical use... other than, errm.. well, no practical use!
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
I have one... a cock that is...oh! and a ring too, come to think of it, but I digress
I have one of these:
but initially thought it a device/harness for helping with the control of dangerous, if small dogs!
other than that, not sure if this type has a practical use... other than, errm.. well, no practical use!
lp
lp more importantly where did you get your kilt ????? its brilliant!!!!! cock ring not bad either
ta Corrie >having packing issues I believe...?.. don't mind this lot... leave it till the last minute... chuck it all in a van...<
I think it was from Regulation.. Islington... long time ago, so not quite sure... and it still just about fits after allll this time, though I do have to breathe in quite dramatically!
annnd relaxxxxx
lp
I think it was from Regulation.. Islington... long time ago, so not quite sure... and it still just about fits after allll this time, though I do have to breathe in quite dramatically!
annnd relaxxxxx
lp
I didn't see him - was too busy looking at the guy with the butt plug :lol2:Quote by LondonPlaything
ta Corrie >having packing issues I believe...?.. don't mind this lot... leave it till the last minute... chuck it all in a van...<
I think it was from Regulation.. Islington... long time ago, so not quite sure... and it still just about fits after allll this time, though I do have to breathe in quite dramatically!
annnd relaxxxxx
lp
ty lp - yep you've got the idea on packing - taking as much as poss down tip and going minimalistic lol. Will see if regulation have a
I have found a useful source of free cock rings. The wrist bands you are given when going to your local swimming pool. They come in a variety of colours and varying diameters and strengths. If you go often enough to the swimming pool you can soon build up a nice collection of cock rings for your own use.
Quote by duncanlondon
I have found a useful source of free cock rings. The wrist bands you are given when going to your local swimming pool. They come in a variety of colours and varying diameters and strengths. If you go often enough to the swimming pool you can soon build up a nice collection of cock rings for your own use.
A very good idea, though be warned you only get an hour's usage and then a disinterested looking spotty teenager in an ill-fitting polo shirt blows a whistle and everyone has to get out.
You may also find your cockring has a used veruca plaster stuck to it, so you takes your chances...
Cheers
CotN
Sex God
Would these do?
