Cock Shot Competition

25 Jun 2004

OK guys.....
The cock shot competition has been going on for a couple of days on another thread, but some people seem not to know about it confused

. Therefore, it deserves a thread of its own lol

Basically, I'm judging the artistic qualities of cock shots! Send me a pic (or a few from different angles :twisted: ) of your hard on and I will give you a mark out of 10. The winner gets a prize :twisted:
Extra marks will be awarded for cum shots :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, and it must be your cock. If in doubt I may ask for further evidence to prove that it really is your cock wink

:lol:
It's all good fun, I'm not just trying to get some free porn :wink: :wink: :wink:
PM me and I will send you my email address, I don't display it on my profile :?

25 Jun 2004

erm............blue??? come here quick >>>>>> shhh.......look are you quite sure about this??? the last thread that even mentioned cock shots 'n' stuff all got a bit duel

ya know! :scared: bolt

neil x x x x ;-)

25 Jun 2004

Yes, I know I'm braving the wrath of Jags..... but in my defence, i'm asking for them to be sent by email or PM so that I can judge them in private :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .......
And a cock shot competition really hasn't been done before, so I think I'm in the clear...... wink

:wink: :wink:
Now...... come on guys, GET YOUR COCKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25 Jun 2004

Please, please, please can i help relieve you of the tiresome, and incredible hard duty and help you judge of cock shots???? lol

25 Jun 2004

:lol: :lol:
It's up to the boys, whether they want two judges or not :lol:
Some more entries are needed though!

25 Jun 2004

It's only fair, Blue, so we don't get unbiased opinions (and gives us someone new to corrupt :twisted: )
It also helps decrease your monstrously large workload and gives you more time to play lol

!
Mal

25 Jun 2004

any voluteers to come and give me a helping hand (or two)? one handed photography is a seriously tricky business smile

25 Jun 2004

I shall be entering , as soon as find the "Super wide angle" setting in the menus on my digital cam. wink

25 Jun 2004

"Thinks" I wonder if LordBigCockforYou will be entering? lol

Mal

25 Jun 2004

Now that's what cocks are for.... eyeing up, weighing up, measuring up and judging. I'm NOT volunteering to be a judge but can I please pin the rosette on the winning cock????
Pretty please??? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh, top marks Blue for an original thread!!!! lol

25 Jun 2004

OK here's mine......

His names Barney and he's 1 and a half.
someone had to do it sooner or later

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
OK here's mine......

His names Barney and he's 1 and a half.
someone had to do it sooner or later

Sorry Easy, all cocks must be huge and 1 and an half doesn't quite cut the mustard, although he does have a large red head! redface

Mal

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
Now that's what cocks are for.... eyeing up, weighing up, measuring up and judging. I'm NOT volunteering to be a judge but can I please pin the rosette on the winning cock????
Pretty please??? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh, top marks Blue for an original thread!!!!

Nope, but you can tie a nice ribbon around it, take a snap of it and post the winning entry on the Site! :lol:

25 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
...........although he does have a large red head!

Hmmm there's a joke there about choking the chicken, but I'm not going to look for it.

25 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
Now that's what cocks are for.... eyeing up, weighing up, measuring up and judging. I'm NOT volunteering to be a judge but can I please pin the rosette on the winning cock????
Pretty please??? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh, top marks Blue for an original thread!!!!

Nope, but you can tie a nice ribbon around it, take a snap of it and post the winning entry on the Site! :lol:
Not quite the effect I was after Mal .. rather fancied the idea of the pin in the head!! :lol: :lol:

25 Jun 2004

Don't want to win now - too bloody painful!! redface

mal

25 Jun 2004

Sorry, Barney isn't the winner, I've seen much better specimens than him wink

. Someone is currently in first position with a nine out of ten.... can anyone top that? :twisted:
If there is a tie break situation, it will go to penalties - oh no, not again, I hear you cry :shock: . In the event of a penalty shoot out, the most impressive cum shot wins :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

What's the closing date for entries, Blue?
Mal
wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
Don't want to win now - too bloody painful!!
mal

thats what they all say... stops u having to show your dissappintment!

25 Jun 2004

Have we got a book open on this competition??
Do we know the names of the competitors??
Is the judging being done in private??
Are the judges being impartial???
DO I GET TO PIN THE RUDDY ROSETTE ON THE WINNING COCK?????
:eeek: :eeek:

25 Jun 2004

NO
NO
YES
NO
DEFINITELY BLOODY NO!! (unless I come second! lol

)

25 Jun 2004

*slinks away to Sainsbury's muttering under breath about the meaness of Mal and the secrecy of the cock shot competition*

25 Jun 2004

I'm only gonna enter this competition if you promise that I don't come last and Jags doesn't try to beat my cock to a pulp with the wooden spoon!! :shock: :shock:
Steve

25 Jun 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I'm only gonna enter this competition if you promise that I don't come last and Jags doesn't try to beat my cock to a pulp with the wooden spoon!! :shock: :shock:
Steve

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

25 Jun 2004

I have a question.....
If, say, someone wanted to enter this competition, but wanted to retain their anonimity, would this said person have to put a black square over the "big guys" one good eye?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
I have a question.....
If, say, someone wanted to enter this competition, but wanted to retain their anonimity, would this said person have to put a black square over the "big guys" one good eye?

Like John Wayne in True Grit???? But why has your 'big guy' got a bad eye??

25 Jun 2004

I've kept the names of the entrants secret to avoid the blushes of the ones who don't win redface

. I can disclose however that SteveG has been too wimpy to enter up to now, so come on GET YOIUR COCK OUT STEVE :grin: I will tell everyone the winner though cool

The closing date for entries is 5pm tomorrow, but in the event of a tie, a time will be arranged for the penalty competition wink

:twisted:
I am being objective.... I refuse to judge Satin and Mal cos I took most of their cock pics :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

is this open to men only? lol
or can i enter a cock?

25 Jun 2004

Have YOU got a cock, WBB? :shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Have YOU got a cock, WBB? :shock: :shock: :shock:

not got one on me at the moment... but have a few around the house! lol