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bluexxx
Sex God
OK guys.....
The cock shot competition has been going on for a couple of days on another thread, but some people seem not to know about it confused . Therefore, it deserves a thread of its own lol
Basically, I'm judging the artistic qualities of cock shots! Send me a pic (or a few from different angles :twisted: ) of your hard on and I will give you a mark out of 10. The winner gets a prize :twisted:
Extra marks will be awarded for cum shots :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, and it must be your cock. If in doubt I may ask for further evidence to prove that it really is your cock wink :lol:
It's all good fun, I'm not just trying to get some free porn :wink: :wink: :wink:
PM me and I will send you my email address, I don't display it on my profile :?
neilinleeds
Sex God
erm............blue??? come here quick >>>>>> shhh.......look are you quite sure about this??? the last thread that even mentioned cock shots 'n' stuff all got a bit duel ya know! :scared: bolt
neil x x x x ;-)
bluexxx
Sex God
Yes, I know I'm braving the wrath of Jags..... but in my defence, i'm asking for them to be sent by email or PM so that I can judge them in private :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .......
And a cock shot competition really hasn't been done before, so I think I'm in the clear...... wink :wink: :wink:
Now...... come on guys, GET YOUR COCKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown User
Please, please, please can i help relieve you of the tiresome, and incredible hard duty and help you judge of cock shots???? lol
bluexxx
Sex God
lol :lol: :lol:
It's up to the boys, whether they want two judges or not :lol:
Some more entries are needed though!
Mal
Mod
It's only fair, Blue, so we don't get unbiased opinions (and gives us someone new to corrupt :twisted: )
It also helps decrease your monstrously large workload and gives you more time to play lol !
Mal
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sexybimale4fun
Warming the Bed
any voluteers to come and give me a helping hand (or two)? one handed photography is a seriously tricky business smile
Flipper
Master of Sex
I shall be entering , as soon as find the "Super wide angle" setting in the menus on my digital cam. wink
Mal
Mod
"Thinks" I wonder if LordBigCockforYou will be entering? lol
Mal
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Jags
Sex God
Now that's what cocks are for.... eyeing up, weighing up, measuring up and judging. I'm NOT volunteering to be a judge but can I please pin the rosette on the winning cock????
Pretty please??? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh, top marks Blue for an original thread!!!! lol
easy
Sex God
OK here's mine......

His names Barney and he's 1 and a half.
someone had to do it sooner or later
Mal
Mod
Quote by easy
OK here's mine......

His names Barney and he's 1 and a half.
someone had to do it sooner or later

Sorry Easy, all cocks must be huge and 1 and an half doesn't quite cut the mustard, although he does have a large red head! redface
Mal
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Mal
Mod
Quote by Jags
Now that's what cocks are for.... eyeing up, weighing up, measuring up and judging. I'm NOT volunteering to be a judge but can I please pin the rosette on the winning cock????
Pretty please??? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh, top marks Blue for an original thread!!!! lol

Nope, but you can tie a nice ribbon around it, take a snap of it and post the winning entry on the Site! :lol:
easy
Sex God
Quote by mal609
...........although he does have a large red head! redface

Hmmm there's a joke there about choking the chicken, but I'm not going to look for it.
Jags
Sex God
Quote by mal609
Now that's what cocks are for.... eyeing up, weighing up, measuring up and judging. I'm NOT volunteering to be a judge but can I please pin the rosette on the winning cock????
Pretty please??? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh, top marks Blue for an original thread!!!! lol

Nope, but you can tie a nice ribbon around it, take a snap of it and post the winning entry on the Site! :lol:
Not quite the effect I was after Mal .. rather fancied the idea of the pin in the head!! :lol: :lol:
Mal
Mod
Don't want to win now - too bloody painful!! redface
mal
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bluexxx
Sex God
Sorry, Barney isn't the winner, I've seen much better specimens than him wink . Someone is currently in first position with a nine out of ten.... can anyone top that? :twisted:
If there is a tie break situation, it will go to penalties - oh no, not again, I hear you cry :shock: . In the event of a penalty shoot out, the most impressive cum shot wins :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mal
Mod
What's the closing date for entries, Blue?
Mal
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well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by mal609
Don't want to win now - too bloody painful!! redface
mal
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thats what they all say... stops u having to show your dissappintment!
Jags
Sex God
Have we got a book open on this competition??
Do we know the names of the competitors??
Is the judging being done in private??
Are the judges being impartial???
DO I GET TO PIN THE RUDDY ROSETTE ON THE WINNING COCK?????
:eeek: :eeek:
Mal
Mod
NO
NO
YES
NO
DEFINITELY BLOODY NO!! (unless I come second! lol )
Jags
Sex God
*slinks away to Sainsbury's muttering under breath about the meaness of Mal and the secrecy of the cock shot competition*
Unknown User
I'm only gonna enter this competition if you promise that I don't come last and Jags doesn't try to beat my cock to a pulp with the wooden spoon!! :shock: :shock:
Steve
Jags
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
I'm only gonna enter this competition if you promise that I don't come last and Jags doesn't try to beat my cock to a pulp with the wooden spoon!! :shock: :shock:
Steve

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
easy
Sex God
I have a question.....
If, say, someone wanted to enter this competition, but wanted to retain their anonimity, would this said person have to put a black square over the "big guys" one good eye?
Jags
Sex God
Quote by easy
I have a question.....
If, say, someone wanted to enter this competition, but wanted to retain their anonimity, would this said person have to put a black square over the "big guys" one good eye?

Like John Wayne in True Grit???? But why has your 'big guy' got a bad eye??
bluexxx
Sex God
I've kept the names of the entrants secret to avoid the blushes of the ones who don't win redface . I can disclose however that SteveG has been too wimpy to enter up to now, so come on GET YOIUR COCK OUT STEVE :grin: I will tell everyone the winner though cool
The closing date for entries is 5pm tomorrow, but in the event of a tie, a time will be arranged for the penalty competition wink :twisted:
I am being objective.... I refuse to judge Satin and Mal cos I took most of their cock pics :twisted:
bluexxx
Sex God
Have YOU got a cock, WBB? :shock: :shock: :shock:
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Have YOU got a cock, WBB? :shock: :shock: :shock:

not got one on me at the moment... but have a few around the house! lol