Cock sizes

8 Apr 2009

For BIoke.... wink

No, seriously: let's talk cocks.
I like big cocks. But I'm not averse to smaller ones if quite thick.
BUT... I'm never entirely sure what all the numbers mean! confused

So, what is VWE, for example?

8 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
For BIoke....
No, seriously: let's talk cocks.
I like big cocks. But I'm not averse to smaller ones if quite thick.
BUT... I'm never entirely sure what all the numbers mean!
So, what is VWE, for example?

Painful

8 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
So, what is VWE, for example?

The definition of envy?

8 Apr 2009

You don't really want examples do you?! :giggle:
Tis a while since I've had a big cock... it's on my list of things to do this year! :rascal:

8 Apr 2009

Maybe not examples... but consensus!
Still, if anyone wants to PM me some pics... :rascal:

8 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
For BIoke....
No, seriously: let's talk cocks.
I like big cocks. But I'm not averse to smaller ones if quite thick.
BUT... I'm never entirely sure what all the numbers mean!
So, what is VWE, for example?

OK sweet cheeks then from my humble perspective this is now it goes:
Small = <5"
Medium = 5-7.5"
Large = 7.5=8.5"
Huge = 8.5"+
... I guess thickness plays a big part in it too though.
I'd say this is a pretty big cock, dunno who's it is like but hey, you can't win em all:
:twisted:

8 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
Maybe not examples... but consensus!
Still, if anyone wants to PM me some pics... :rascal:

hehe Got some monster ones on my phone :thumbup:

8 Apr 2009

Quote by BIoke
OK sweet cheeks then from my humble perspective this is now it goes:
Small = <5"
Medium = 5-7.5"
Large = 7.5=8.5"
Huge = 8.5"+
... I guess thickness plays a big part in it too though.
I'd say this is a pretty big cock, dunno who's it is like but hey, you can't win em all:
:twisted:

Mmmmm :rascal: Could I have an order of huge with a side order of large then... :lickface:

8 Apr 2009

Quote by BIoke
For BIoke....
No, seriously: let's talk cocks.
I like big cocks. But I'm not averse to smaller ones if quite thick.
BUT... I'm never entirely sure what all the numbers mean!
So, what is VWE, for example?

OK sweet cheeks then from my humble perspective this is now it goes:
Small = <5"
Medium = 5-7.5"
Large = 7.5=8.5"
Huge = 8.5"+
... I guess thickness plays a big part in it too though.
I'd say this is a pretty big cock, dunno who's it is like but hey, you can't win em all:
:twisted:
Waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mister under the Large catagory :rascal: Come get some Blokey darling. He's so gonna kioll me lol

Im just feeling a bit funny, one the wine tonight :rascal:

8 Apr 2009

I think there must be something in the air Mrs C - it would appear that the forums are smoking tonight :twisted:

8 Apr 2009

ah well see the 'larger' cock i can cope with cos lets face it to get past my arse to paradise theres a fair few inches which keeps the distance and depth acceptable lol
no but seriously i like a decent size if its just a hard shag kinda thing, but would rather have experienced mouth, fingers etc if its for a really good horny sensual pleasureable experience

8 Apr 2009

Quote by BIoke
I think there must be something in the air Mrs C - it would appear that the forums are smoking tonight :twisted:

Are they?

8 Apr 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Tis a while since I've had a big cock...

Do they come and go then ?? :shock: :shock:
On second thoughts that's probably all they do rolleyes

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8 Apr 2009

Quote by westerross

Tis a while since I've had a big cock...

Do they come and go then ?? :shock: :shock:
On second thoughts that's probably all they do rolleyes

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Not that sort of big cock... I've had loads of them but I generally call them twats!! :giggle:

8 Apr 2009

always my fave to silly

hwoar: at is chris11inches
i often go and look at that just for a :phwoar: and a :twisted: and a worship

8 Apr 2009

Quote by Bonedigger
always my fave to hwoar: at is chris11inches
i often go and look at that just for a :phwoar: and a :twisted: and a

... yeah, and you could pull his hair too :twisted:

8 Apr 2009

Quote by BIoke
always my fave to hwoar: at is chris11inches
i often go and look at that just for a :phwoar: and a :twisted: and a

... yeah, and you could pull his hair too :twisted:
:giggle:
Deja vu!

8 Apr 2009

Is it just the paranoid in me that sees these threads as saying "If you ain't got an Anaconda, or something with the girth of a Giant Redwood, then you may as well cancel your membership and practice wanking in the chatrooms..."
Thought so...
I wouldn't mind but on the BIoke scale of cockensity I am a comfortable medium. However the rest of me is a rather hefty XXXL which kinds of makes things look smaller when viewed in perspective. That is what I see anyway.
Can I also ask, what is it that these super endowed can do that other cock's can't? Ok, they may be able to coat your tonsils from both ends, they may fill you up quicker than a KFC Family Sized Boneless Delux. But to be honest, you can get a marrow from Tesco's and you can do that, and you can eat the bloody thing and it won't fart in your bed following sex afterwards, nick your ciggies and wipe snot on the arm of your dressing gown.
I know what people will think. "Aha! Small dicked man! Inferiority complex!" But I think I am ok in the sack. I mean Mrs Res seems satisfied enough. Admittedly, she isn't awake a lot of the time, but when she is she looks vaguely interested some of the time. That to me is a result.
However I'd back my mind and imagination and what I have against any king sized nobster with the imagination of a grasshopper anyday. And if they are great in bed and have a huge nob too. Well bloody good on them
I can see the day when Dildo's are sold in B&Q on a large reel that you can go in and lop off 6, 12, 18 or 24 inches, whatever you choose, in a variety of widths and colours. I tell you, it's coming.

9 Apr 2009

Quote by Resonance
Is it just the paranoid in me that sees these threads as saying "If you ain't got an Anaconda, or something with the girth of a Giant Redwood, then you may as well cancel your membership and practice wanking in the chatrooms..."
Thought so...
I wouldn't mind but on the BIoke scale of cockensity I am a comfortable medium. However the rest of me is a rather hefty XXXL which kinds of makes things look smaller when viewed in perspective. That is what I see anyway.
Can I also ask, what is it that these super endowed can do that other cock's can't? Ok, they may be able to coat your tonsils from both ends, they may fill you up quicker than a KFC Family Sized Boneless Delux. But to be honest, you can get a marrow from Tesco's and you can do that, and you can eat the bloody thing and it won't fart in your bed following sex afterwards, nick your ciggies and wipe snot on the arm of your dressing gown.
I know what people will think. "Aha! Small dicked man! Inferiority complex!" But I think I am ok in the sack. I mean Mrs Res seems satisfied enough. Admittedly, she isn't awake a lot of the time, but when she is she looks vaguely interested some of the time. That to me is a result.
However I'd back my mind and imagination and what I have against any king sized nobster with the imagination of a grasshopper anyday. And if they are great in bed and have a huge nob too. Well bloody good on them
I can see the day when Dildo's are sold in B&Q on a large reel that you can go in and lop off 6, 12, 18 or 24 inches, whatever you choose, in a variety of widths and colours. I tell you, it's coming.

Ahhhh, the lovely Mrs Res so needs to get on here and tell us her side of the story! :twisted:
Erm... being honest, I do quite like larger cocks. I like feeling filled - if that is the right way to put it. (Let's be honest, there's really no delicate way of saying it is there! rolleyes

) I prefer to give oral sex to something in the medium range - just because I can't claim, unlike BIoke, to be great at swallowing big cocks. He so needs to give lessons! :twisted: But, for fucking, sometimes it is nice to feel fucked afterwards - and that, for me at least, is usually most pronounced when the cock which has fucked me is at the larger end of the scale.
Now, I am being very heartless and just thinking about the cock as an instrument for my pleasure here. If I was thinking of a sexual experience as a whole, then yes of course I would rather someone who was a great shag than just someone who had a big cock. Sometimes I think you do find that some guys with big cocks think that's all that matters and they don't have to put the effort in. So, on balance, average sized cock if its owner is enthusiastic, experienced and a complete deviant :thumbup:
But I can't help it - I'm not a complete size queen - but there is something :lickface: yummy about a big cock! wink

9 Apr 2009

Oh god nola... that brings back memories of my worse ever one night stand! He had a fairly large cock but all I saw when I looked round as he fucked me from behind was him relishing in his own pleasure and not really giving a toss about mine. The expression on his face left me cringing for quite some time afterwards. confused

This from the same bloke who said "oh you can come and visit me in London when you're thin" - it took a lot of effort not to chuck him out on he ear! rolleyes

*shudders*

9 Apr 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Oh god nola... that brings back memories of my worse ever one night stand! He had a fairly large cock but all I saw when I looked round as he fucked me from behind was him relishing in his own pleasure and not really giving a toss about mine. The expression on his face left me cringing for quite some time afterwards.
This from the same bloke who said "oh you can come and visit me in London when you're thin" - it took a lot of effort not to chuck him out on he ear!
*shudders*

How did you not drop kick him back down there??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you not do the "I might be fat, but you sir are a complete cunt. I can diet... but as far as I'm aware personality transplants ain't been invented yet" type of line?!
Grrrr. mad

9 Apr 2009

Hugh: anything larger than my own.
Small: anything half the size of my own.
Massive: anything that hurts.

9 Apr 2009

Well it is a fasinating subject and somthing thet guy's do think alot about.
I had a girlfriend who had an experience wit a Brazilian guy she met traveling . His cock was big , not so very long, about 7" I think but a massive girth ! So once the initial excitement had worn off the girl was left wondereing what do I do with it ???
apparently it was so fat she couldn't get it into her mouth or any where else so all sh could do was wanky play leaving very frustrated !
I found a very funny website check it out ;

what are your thoughts on perfect size ???

9 Apr 2009

Quote by tobe100
Well it is a fasinating subject and somthing thet guy's do think alot about.
I had a girlfriend who had an experience wit a Brazilian guy she met traveling . His cock was big , not so very long, about 7" I think but a massive girth ! So once the initial excitement had worn off the girl was left wondereing what do I do with it ???
apparently it was so fat she couldn't get it into her mouth or any where else so all sh could do was wanky play leaving very frustrated !
I found a very funny website check it out ;

what are your thoughts on perfect size ???

Usually the one that I'm sat astride... wink

Erm, not sure I've found 'perfect' yet - it's an eternal quest :rascal:

9 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
Oh god nola... that brings back memories of my worse ever one night stand! He had a fairly large cock but all I saw when I looked round as he fucked me from behind was him relishing in his own pleasure and not really giving a toss about mine. The expression on his face left me cringing for quite some time afterwards.
This from the same bloke who said "oh you can come and visit me in London when you're thin" - it took a lot of effort not to chuck him out on he ear!
*shudders*

How did you not drop kick him back down there??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you not do the "I might be fat, but you sir are a complete cunt. I can diet... but as far as I'm aware personality transplants ain't been invented yet" type of line?!
Grrrr. mad

Cause I'm a single girl alone with someone I've only just met and in my own house. :doh: Hence I don't invite people to my house any more (unless they're really special that is... and don't bring a machete!) lol

However, he did send me an email about six months later, the next time he was home visiting his parents I assume, asking how I was - I replied "still fat now fuck off!" :mrgreen: