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aus2
Warming the Bed
Lets go for a wander and see where the story takes us .
I will start the story you will need to add to it . Maximum additional words 12. You cannot add to the story unless someone else has added since your last post
THE FIRST LINE
She took the Blue Basque from the shelf and held it up
Have fun where will this lead ???
Any Characters are of course fictional and any similarities to real people is pure co-incidence
Aus2
Unknown User
"what the fuck is this doin here ?" she asked her fellow librarian.
Unknown User
Blushing, Cordelia returned the "Blue Basque" to the Foreign Travel: Spain section.
tmann
Sex God
She was going to Italy.
Resonance
Sex God
and where Cordelia was going Blue Basque's would not be needed, but she would doubtless enjoy the local ice cream and she was hoping to get half an hour to herself so she could pop out into the alleyway for a good licking at lunchtime.
tmann
Sex God
Cordelia was wet, she had forgotten to call a gondola, but a man was pulling her from the water.
Kazsc
Sexlightened
Cordelia stepped into the waiting taxi but before she could tell the driver she wanted to go to the airport............
Resonance
Sex God
Another Gondola floated past and the rugged handsome Italian inside it, grabbed Cordelia's Cornetto's...
Unknown User
and dragged her into his floating palace....oh my she said
thats a really big pole you have...as he waved it in her face......you could have someone eye out with that!!
she lay back as he proceeded to.......
Dirtygirly
Sex God
... count to twelve before he removed his pole from his trousers then...
Resonance
Sex God
he introduced him to Cordelia.
"This is Zbignew from Gdansk" said Mario the Gondoleer. "He's the man from Gdansk who lives in my pants"
"Oh Shit" thought Cordelia. "I've got in a boat with Doctor Seuss..."
Mario handed the punt to Zbignew and held Cordelia close...
"There's just one thing I want to say to a beautiful belladonna like you..."
Dirtygirly
Sex God
.. you should run now, while you can because I can't count and...
midsprincess
Orgasminator
but too late the gondelier found out cordilia was colin from hereford
Dirtygirly
Sex God
and had his cows tied up outside waiting to go to the
Unknown User
local butchers... to see if he wanted to purchase some errrr cows?
u lot are mad!!!
anais
Sex God
But decided to buy a pound of priddy handmade sausages... the butcher stared at Colin with a strange look in his eye. It was then Colin realised he was still wearing the Blue Basque he found in the local library confused :?
Colin felt.........
Unknown User
embaressed......................suddenly he said he was off to a tarts n vicars party, then he precedded to ask the butcher if he looked the part & then asked if he would like to accompany him to the event........... :twisted:
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
:shock: The butcher was taken by suprise but looked over at cordella with a twinkle in her eye...
"ye yesssssssssss I will accompany you both"!
but first let me get my...........
Resonance
Sex God
...cleaver from being tightly wedged inside this chicken...
Colin / Cordelia groaned, she'd not seen a weapon that size since...
anais
Sex God
watching the porno *Weapons of Ass Destruction*, just the though brought.......
Resonance
Sex God
... a lump to her throat. Holding his cleaver, the butcher smiled and said...
midsprincess
Orgasminator
gener change on the NHS is expensive and im soooooooooo cheap
Unknown User
Meanwhile, in a land far, far away, a 43 year old brunette was sitting at her computer, trying to conjure a distant memory of when she'd last had a shag, and musing on whether it would be uncouth to introduce herself into a piece of online erotica...
Meanwhile, back at the butcher's ...
westerross
Sex God
...Colin commented that not many people can count to twelve can they? ...
Unknown User
"Sod maths!" leered Roger the butcher, turning the door sign to "Closed" ...
Unknown User
and asked the butcher for his biggest sausage .......... the butcher winked and said ........................
aus2
Warming the Bed
If you want a real sausage then you should take this note to my sister and tell her