But what the fook is "Cowgirl sex"
Don't i just know somone is going to take the piss out of me now
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Cowgirl
Orgasminator
Females having sex with a cow???
Sex God
It's nothing stranger than any other dressing up fantasy, some like nurses, some like maids and some of us like cows.
Here's mrs davej in the costume that we prefer out of all of them............go on tell me you don't get a twinge outa that!!
Here's mrs davej in the costume that we prefer out of all of them............go on tell me you don't get a twinge outa that!!
Sex God
Quote by davej
It's nothing stranger than any other dressing up fantasy, some like nurses, some like maids and some of us like cows.
Here's mrs davej in the costume that we prefer out of all of them............go on tell me you don't get a twinge outa that!!
So were's the costume then Dave?
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
It's nothing stranger than any other dressing up fantasy, some like nurses, some like maids and some of us like cows.
Here's mrs davej in the costume that we prefer out of all of them............go on tell me you don't get a twinge outa that!!
So were's the costume then Dave?
That is the costume Matt, mrs davej is inside it. It started as just a bit of fun in our own home, but she is getting more daring and we now nip out to Tesco with her dressed up, I could live with that just, but now she is wanting to push the trolley which I think will just look silly. Cows pushing trolleys isn't something you see all that often. I think it will attract some derision.
Sex God
My hasn't Mrs Davej got lovely big brown eyes!!
Orgasminator
The big question now is the facial expression of the said cow ....
Is it a shreek of pain ....
or ....
An expression of pleasure we are seeing?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Is it a shreek of pain ....
or ....
An expression of pleasure we are seeing?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sex God
:doh: Sorry Dave. It just looked so real I could hardley contain myself. 
Maybe the Head of your local Tescos has the same fetish. He maybe very understanding and demmand that a trolley be designed taht will allow a cow to push with ease and comfort. Have you asked? If not your local Tescos I've heard that the ASDA bosses are a little more open minded.
Maybe the Head of your local Tescos has the same fetish. He maybe very understanding and demmand that a trolley be designed taht will allow a cow to push with ease and comfort. Have you asked? If not your local Tescos I've heard that the ASDA bosses are a little more open minded.
Sex God
Quote by westerross
My hasn't Mrs Davej got lovely big brown eyes!!
I don't think your taking this seriously.........it's a costume for fantasy fun cowgirl sex!...Thats not mrs davej she is inside it!!
Sex God
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
The big question now is the facial expression of the said cow ....
Is it a shreek of pain ....
or ....
An expression of pleasure we are seeing?
The WHOOSH Man™
Niether really whoosh. the costume was a cheapo and the jaw broke so what you can see is just a poor cellotape repair.
Sex God
Quote by davej
My hasn't Mrs Davej got lovely big brown eyes!!
I don't think your taking this seriously.........it's a costume for fantasy fun cowgirl sex!...Thats not mrs davej she is inside it!!
Yeah, but hasn't she got lovely big brown eyes??
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
The big question now is the facial expression of the said cow ....
Is it a shreek of pain ....
or ....
An expression of pleasure we are seeing?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Niether really whoosh. the costume was a cheapo and the jaw broke so what you can see is just a poor cellotape repair.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: What ya like.
This is taking cross dressing to its extreme boundaries :P
.Judy,
Wouldnt this then be classed as CD sex or TV sex???
CD sex is dependant upon a mans appendage whether he can fit it through the small center hole of the CD (some like to 'do it' to Robbie Williams, others to Madonna)!!!
TV sex you have to make sure the telly is unplugged, then there are 2 persuasions to this type of sex.... the remote control users & abusers & those who are flat screen users.
Maybe though this is requiring another post as to not encroach on those who just like cow sexing.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sex God
:shock:
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
:shock:
I want one!!
Sex God
They dont have them round your way mate , you'll have to Moooove to America
Sex God
We did that disscussion in an udder thread .
Sex God
uh!!, i aint never heared of this no i aint not never, cowgirl ? , blimey , ive lived a sheltered life me
Sex God
Think its called a Byre Horny :-)
I think cowgirl sex is all in the spurred boots and the leather chaps. And the fact that the guy has to get on all fours and buck till you shoot your bullets, riding him like a rodeo queen, strap-on firmly entrenched.
Sorry. Getting carried away here. Too much sunshine and far too nice a weekend .
A cowgirl could be a poor farmer's equivalent of a rich businessman's bunny girl, and the sex could involve fields and haystacks instead of champagne and penthouses. More check shirt and buckaroo than naked bucking rodeo ride.
Sorry. Getting carried away here. Too much sunshine and far too nice a weekend .
A cowgirl could be a poor farmer's equivalent of a rich businessman's bunny girl, and the sex could involve fields and haystacks instead of champagne and penthouses. More check shirt and buckaroo than naked bucking rodeo ride.
Sex God
im still none the wiser :? :? really , what the fook is it?????? i dont know who to believe 
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:? :? really , what the fook is it?????? i dont know who to believe :( This is what the all-knowing Google offers us.
Cowgirl
– The man lies on his back; the woman sits on top of him facing him; also known as Woman-On-Top or Amazon.
There is also :
Less common positions :
These positions are more innovative, and perhaps not as widely known and practised as the ones listed above.
Reverse cowgirl
– variant on the cowgirl position; also known as 'Riding of the Steer'.
Horizontal reverse
– variant on the reverse cowgirl; woman on top, facing down with torso lower; man on bottom.
(whose bottom? )
Cowgirl
– The man lies on his back; the woman sits on top of him facing him; also known as Woman-On-Top or Amazon.
There is also :
Less common positions :
These positions are more innovative, and perhaps not as widely known and practised as the ones listed above.
Reverse cowgirl
– variant on the cowgirl position; also known as 'Riding of the Steer'.
Horizontal reverse
– variant on the reverse cowgirl; woman on top, facing down with torso lower; man on bottom.
(whose bottom?
) Sex God
something to do with this perhaps 
Sex God
ooh , i see . thanks sunbunny , ive always referred to it as riding cock , 
