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Crap drivers in the North !

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Lost
Sex God
According to a European organisation into road safety apparently drivers in the North are more likely to be involved in accidents as those in the South.
Does this go to prove that the more Northern you are the crappier driver you are? bolt
lol:lol:
Sara_2006
Sex God
criky i live on the north wales coast cannt get any further north i must be really bad at driving redface confused
Unknown User
92% of road/ traffic accidents are caused by distractions. Maybe northern women are better looking!
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Does this go to prove that the more Northern you are the crappier driver you are? bolt
lol:lol:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Nothing wrong with us female northern drivers, its the southen males who taught us who are to blame :lol:
mrs_cream123
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Totally agree with u NWC :thumbup:
I've never driven down south but there are a lot of impatient men who
a) Drive up ya arse and either flash their lights or edge towards the central reservation when u are overtaking someone even tho u have nowhere to go loon
b) You are in the left lane going straight over a roundabout and the prick next to u (in the right lane) goes straight on aswell and theres only one lane mad
c) U dont wanna block a yellow box so u stay at the lights til the cars move yet some prat goes and overtakes u :doh: and blocks a bus getting into a bus station, thus causing even more traffic build ups rolleyes
The list could go on but I cant really compare it to southern drivers.
Actually yesterday, I was driving along this road in Darlington looking for a space and found one. Put my indicator on, giving the imbecile behind me enough warning. I stop, go into reverse and he goes dunno in my mirror. He was drivig that far up my arse he couldnt move round me and there was a car behind him. I just pulled in on some double yellows and had to find a another space.
So yeah, some drivers up here really do get my back up.
Miss Cream xxx
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Mr-tickle
92% of road/ traffic accidents are caused by distractions. Maybe northern women are better looking!

Boll*x you may have a point lol
Unknown User
Dunno how they got those statistics when so many of the drivers down here got their UK licenses by mail order rolleyes
Oh shite ... come to think of it thats how I got mine :doh:
:silly:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
...I just pulled in on some double yellows ...

:giggle: read your post then had a giggle because of your signature lol
mazandden
Sex God
Quote by Mr-tickle
92% of road/ traffic accidents are caused by distractions. Maybe northern women are better looking!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I like it!!!
m xx
Unknown User
Quote by Mr-tickle
92% of road/ traffic accidents are caused by distractions. Maybe northern women are better looking!

I can live with that theory! lol wink
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Sarah
Sex God
Fee
You just have problems going out dogging!! lol
mazandden
Sex God
Try this:

for all those numpty drivers....
Just hope I don't find my own details on there!! :shock: lol
m xx
Bumpkin
Sexlightened
Got a workmate who nobody will ride as passenger with as he`es such a crap driver. I`ve lost count of how many cars he`es smashed up since I`ve known him. I`ve never known a guy try to drive, light a ciggy while pouring a coffe and answer the phone before :shock: :shock: :shock: He even backed in the Mayor of Christchurch`s private car in the council car park, trapping his wife inside :shock: Apparently, statistics have narrowed down South Yorkshire drivers as the very worst in the country (according to a TV programme I saw) and my workmate hails from ......... Rotherham!!!
Bumpkin
Sexlightened
Quote by mazandden
Try this:

for all those numpty drivers....
Just hope I don't find my own details on there!! :shock: lol
m xx

Mine aren`t! biggrin
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Bumpkin
Apparently, statistics have narrowed down South Yorkshire drivers as the very worst in the country (according to a TV programme I saw) and my workmate hails from ......... Rotherham!!!

lol so do I!
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Apparently, statistics have narrowed down South Yorkshire drivers as the very worst in the country (according to a TV programme I saw) and my workmate hails from ......... Rotherham!!!

lol so do I!
I would like to refer you to a previous post involving a limo, lots of lights and a round-a-bout :lol:
Dave_Notts
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Sara_2006
criky i live on the north wales coast cannt get any further north i must be really bad at driving redface confused

Theres nobody on the road up there. Just a few horse and carts and the occasional goat. So you don't need to be that good at driving lol
Dave_Notts
markz
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
I've never driven down south but there are a lot of impatient men who
a) Drive up ya arse
Miss Cream xxx

its such a nice arse though...... biggrin
well worth the drive...... rolleyes
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Mr-tickle
92% of road/ traffic accidents are caused by distractions. Maybe northern women are better looking!

Of course we are! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Bumpkin
Got a workmate who nobody will ride as passenger with as he`es such a crap driver. I`ve lost count of how many cars he`es smashed up since I`ve known him. I`ve never known a guy try to drive, light a ciggy while pouring a coffe and answer the phone before :shock: :shock: :shock: He even backed in the Mayor of Christchurch`s private car in the council car park, trapping his wife inside :shock: Apparently, statistics have narrowed down South Yorkshire drivers as the very worst in the country (according to a TV programme I saw) and my workmate hails from ......... Rotherham!!!

I used to live there and I have to say, my diving has improved since I moved :giggle:
:doh: My dRiving has also improved!
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by markz

I've never driven down south but there are a lot of impatient men who
a) Drive up ya arse
Miss Cream xxx

its such a nice arse though...... biggrin
well worth the drive...... rolleyes
You mean you will be able to find your way out of Bedfordshire?? lol
mrs_cream123
Sex God
Quote by Sarah

I've never driven down south but there are a lot of impatient men who
a) Drive up ya arse
Miss Cream xxx

its such a nice arse though...... biggrin
well worth the drive...... rolleyes
You mean you will be able to find your way out of Bedfordshire?? lol
Awwww thankyou kiss
We'll soon find out, I'll let u know if he lands on my doorstep :rascal:
Miss Cream xxx
_Darth_
Sex God
Don't know if they're worse drivers but they sure can't park properly ... seem to need a clear space of two car lengths before they'll 'risk' parking and then they can't park straight evil Try parking in London and you'll soon learn to park in little over one car length ...
Completely amazing sometimes !!! cool
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Apparently, statistics have narrowed down South Yorkshire drivers as the very worst in the country (according to a TV programme I saw) and my workmate hails from ......... Rotherham!!!

lol so do I!
I would like to refer you to a previous post involving a limo, lots of lights and a round-a-bout :lol:
Dave_Notts
That was your fault - you were in the car at the time! :lol:
Dlep
Sex God
I reckon us Midlanders have the best driving skills :smug:
But, I would say that lol
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Quote by Sarah
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You just have problems going out dogging!! lol

Um...this is true! redface :lol:
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Unknown User
Quote by creampie123

its such a nice arse though...... biggrin
well worth the drive...... rolleyes

Awwww thankyou kiss
We'll soon find out, I'll let u know if he lands on my doorstep :rascal:
Miss Cream xxx
Rather you than me cream pie! :shock:
wink
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