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CRAZY ideas, Don't want to miss this one

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And I've made Cock!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
No no no, not chicken cock!!! I've made Cock ........ look :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :smile2:


Thing is, the time it's taken me - like all day! rolleyes I could've put up an ad and had a meet with a real one! :doh: :roll:

this is proof that size really does matter ........why not make me feel bad ehh!!!......next time could you be a bit more sympathetic and knock one up outa a face flannel.
OOH i only have blue towels in are house!
so the thought of Dave j made me do it!

sorry about the missing cock! rolleyes ...........coudent resist me self ...........so i bit it off :twisted: :twisted:
There is no way I'm shagging a blue one people will think I'm weird
This is making me think of Hitch-Hikers Guide - Ford Prefect always knows where his towel is. Brings a new dimension to that doesn't it... Perhaps that's why he's so obsessed with towels biggrin
I've got pictures of a whole zoo of animals (Mexican hotel last year, don't ask) - although I have to admit I didn't make any of them. I couldn't find them on my PC and I think some are film anyway and I can't be arsed to scan them in.