Where is everybody ?? I hope the team aren't in the Shit and Shovel.
They will be in danger from the likes of Sweaty Betty and Penis Pete, God forbid they havn't gone there. !!!!!!
I better go looking for them. On with the coat and wellies as its raining. :cry:
If anyone spots mrs davej send her home, I worry that her inteligence gathering missions may be a front.
When she came home in the early hours from yet another visit to Ambridge she only had her shoes on claiming that the very nice man that doesnt play but stands at the wicket and acts as a clothes horse had gone home early without returning her dress. I think she said he was the humping pire
I also understand after questioning my sweet innocent darling, that the opposition are not well organised because by all accounts the third batsman appeared for his turn at the crease before one of the others were out.
Given the state of their pitch your wellies may be a sensible choice Mrs FC. Although the stilletoes might prove usefull for distracting their outfield on the day.
It seems that whilst the sandwiches are well organised and in good hands, the practice nets are empty of the teams star players who I fear may be quaffing copious amounts of beer and scoffing cow pies at various bars and ale houses, which is a poor way to prepare for these well honed atheletes.
Rachel80 you are setting a fine example. Like yourself, I too am watching my diet closely and have cut my ciggies down to forty a day, reduced my alcohol intake down to just the one bottle of red wine with lunch and I am eating vegetarian pizzas as opposed to pepporoni.
It might be prudent to work equally on strengthening both wrists as a number of full tosses might be needed to shift these buggers, they are experianced at the crease and have a variety of strokes in their bag.
ops: :oops: :oops:
:D
