Cyber Auditions

21 Aug 2005

Following on from the Dreams thread,
There is a request that I 'fix' for certain people on this site to have 6 women and 6 men lol

The laid down criteria for woman is:-
1 Redhead, 1 Blonde, 1 Brunette, 1 Oriental girl, 1 African girl, 1 Indian girl

I've always wanted to be the only guy with 6 women for a marathon sex session. I'd like 6 fit young ladies (25-35), who know exactly how to please a man - and each other!!

:lol:

Quote by Marmalaid
Hey! My birthday comes before his

So I need a total of 12 women
Clair also requires 6 men :bounce:
(of course we all know there are no men on this site :lol: )
Now this is open to all, males, females, TV's, CD's etc you must post in this thread as to why you should be given a cyber audition :shock: and to whom you are directing your request :twisted: the men or the women :lol:

21 Aug 2005

:confused: ime well out of the loop!

21 Aug 2005

1st. I'm directing my audition at the women.
I am applying for a cyber audition even though I don't know what i am letting myself in for.... and because no one else is... and i reckon i am in with a chance! And it seems like a laugh, count me in!

21 Aug 2005

Erm..............It's a bit complicated isn't it? :undecided:
Men or women? dunno

Cyber audition? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh go on then! wink

:wink:
:rascal: :rascal:
PS Does it involve posing? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

21 Aug 2005

Postie, I will pass your request on :P :P
Marktheminx why are out of the loop??????

21 Aug 2005

Sorry ive not been around for a while an god ive made the greatest sin on SH an not used the search button, sarge please forgive me 4 my sins, oh bollox ime up for it whatever it is! lol

21 Aug 2005

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo.............. have I got this right........ people audition online then the meet is real... or have I got it all wrong?
And what about people with multi-coloured hair? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

21 Aug 2005

Yes ES, it does involve posing, what sort of pose do you want to do???? lol

What colour nix you going to wear?

21 Aug 2005

HAIR! nobody mentioned HAIR, now ime fucked, i just dont do HAIR! mad

21 Aug 2005

You don't do hair, well Bluexxx has/ had various colour hair.............
Bluexxx who would you like me to arrange for you to meet so I can award my 'Sarah fixed it for me badge' lol

21 Aug 2005

It is said that many moons ago the minxter did have HAIR and that it was multi coulred, on many occasions, and of the craziest styles too, spiked, dyed carazy as you like, oh yes baby!............................................................but I dont do it now!
sorry :cry:

21 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
You don't do hair, well Bluexxx has/ had various colour hair.............
Bluexxx who would you like me to arrange for you to meet so I can award my 'Sarah fixed it for me badge'

Can you fix it for me to meet either Clint Eastwood or Jon Bon Jovi?
(Still nostalgic from the childhood heroes thread)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

21 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo.............. have I got this right........ people audition online then the meet is real... or have I got it all wrong?
And what about people with multi-coloured hair? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do strands of grey count :lol:
Cyber audition confused

I hate auditions, I can't sing wink

21 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Yes ES, it does involve posing, what sort of pose do you want to do????
What colour nix you going to wear?

Um.....................well I'm open to all suggestions wink

and I'm rather into white cotton knicks at the moment as there's a certain freshness and innocence about them which appeals to me. :shock: :shock: :shock:
redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:grin: innocent

21 Aug 2005

Quote by Bluexxx
Jon Bon Jovi?

Sorry Bluexxx,
Mrsdundeecpl and I are first in the que for him, lol

:lol:

21 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Jon Bon Jovi?

Sorry Bluexxx,
Mrsdundeecpl and I are first in the que for him, lol

:lol:
Noooooooooooo he's mine, all mine :twisted:

21 Aug 2005

Sarah, didn't I read in the original thread that you and Clair would be sharing the 6 men?
Seeing as you're open for auditions, why not make it the full 12 and have 6 each?

21 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Jon Bon Jovi?

Sorry Bluexxx,
Mrsdundeecpl and I are first in the que for him, lol

:lol:
That's OK....... I can amuse myself with Clint while I am waiting for Jon to become available :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

21 Aug 2005

Hmmm .. I seem to have started something here...... hehehe...
Is that bloke from Pop Idol with the trousers up to his tits gonna be on the panel ..... he's far too fussy!!!

21 Aug 2005

yeah but he's funny

22 Aug 2005

Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Sarah, didn't I read in the original thread that you and Clair would be sharing the 6 men?
Seeing as you're open for auditions, why not make it the full 12 and have 6 each?

NO we would tire ourselves out too much, far better to have 6 and share them :P :twisted: , sharing is better :twisted:

22 Aug 2005

Could I audition to stay (semi) sober wink

22 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
Could I audition to stay (semi) sober

Yes you can,
lol

22 Aug 2005

Men or Women
Please may I be considered for your audition.
I have a nice set of camel toes to offer wink

kaz xx

22 Aug 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Men or Women
Please may I be considered for your audition.
I have a nice set of camel toes to offer
kaz xx

I can confirm that! :wink: :wink:

22 Aug 2005

sign me up.
I have nothing else to do!!

22 Aug 2005

Kaz, Eager, and Fuzzy you are all on the list and in............. lol

:happy: :bounce:

22 Aug 2005

Can I audition to be one of wishmasters women?
I am brunetted but I have blonde hihlights so I could be either whichever is needed.
PS I am not ashamed to beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Aug 2005

Olive,
No begging in thread is required lol

Just a cyber interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
You are on the list

22 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Sarah, didn't I read in the original thread that you and Clair would be sharing the 6 men?
Seeing as you're open for auditions, why not make it the full 12 and have 6 each?

NO we would tire ourselves out too much, far better to have 6 and share them :P :twisted: , sharing is better :twisted:
I agree - 12 would just be greedy rolleyes